Here's #1!
TheGoddessOfCake writes that 3 and 19 find out that 17 had eaten their cake, so 12 comes in through a hole in the wall and smashes 17 to bits.
So we take the little piece of paper and throw it into the converter aaaand...
Ocelott and Ivor find out that Soren had eaten their cake, so Jesse comes in through a hole in the wall and smashes Soren to bits.
... *laughs evilly* Hit it with considerable force, Crisper!
Crisper: Owkayzies! (hit is with considerable force)
Ivor is walking into the kitchen, taking the apples into it. You know, the ones he used in Axel's math lesson? Yeah, those.
So, he walks into the kitchen and sees Ocelott doing something on a crafting grid.
"What are you doing, Ocelott?" He asks curiously.
"I'm making a cake!" She replies happily after adding the last ingredient to the crafting recipe. Boom! Cake! "Would you like some?" She asks once she's done.
"Yes, please." Ivor replies.
"Well, we have to wash our hands!" She shouts offhandedly before grabbing Ivor by the beard and running off to the nearest bathroom. At this point, Soren walks into the room and sees the cake. The cake looks delicious.
"I can't remember the last time I had cake." Soren thinks aloud to himself as he licks his lips. At first, he just eats some of the icing, but before you can say 'Stealing is wrong and punishable by law!', the cake is gone. Ocelott and Ivor walk back into the room, but gasp at the sight of a cakey Soren and a missing cake.
"YOU ATE OUR CAAAAKE!" Ocelott whines as Soren flinches.
"You cake-nabbing dreamcrusher!" Ivor shouts at Soren, his voice filled with anger. "Now we have no choice but to-"
"SHOW US THE HOLE IN THE WALL!" Ivor and Ocelott shout simultaneously. "THREE! TWO! ONE!" At this point, Jesse launches through a hole in the wall.
"I did it! I did it!" He shouts before Dora walks into the room and sings the 'We did it song'... or at least tries to before Jesse smashes her to bits with a hammer.
"Hey, Jesse, think you could do the same thing to Soren here?" Ivor asks politely.
"He stole our cake." Ocelott adds. Jesse looks at Soren with a somewhat not-in-one's-right-mind smile.
"For a bucket of candy, I would!" He shouts gleefully before charging Soren and smashing him to bits.
So now you know that 3 is Ocelott, 12 is Jesse and 17 is Soren!
WARNING! The new upper-limit number is 21. Pick numbers 1-21 now!
Well, that's it for episode one of the Random Roulette! Compliments to TheGoddessOfCake for today's episode! Next up, we have PurplePig!