AN: WOW, there are just so many plots going on at once here. CONFUSION…I LOVE IT!
Bella POV
"So wait…you and Emmett were screaming because you were excited to have Mike as a uh…husband?" I asked.
Edward nodded, grabbing Mike roughly around the shoulders. "Arg. This is my new pirate companion." Edward glanced at Mike for a moment before announcing, "His name shall be Fig Newton-Beard."
I dropped to my knees, screaming as loud as I could. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Renesmee POV
I let out a scream as the disturbing chickens crawled closer to us. The one closest to me was nearly bald, the few feathers it had dripping with a smelly black slime. Its beak was chipped and sharp, the coloring off in certain places to give the appearance of decomposing skin. The chicken hobbled forward, putting most of its weight on one foot and then dragging the other behind and then in front, its wings held out for balance.
Various other chickens were spread out on the path, most looking just as disgusting as the bald one. Alice had created monsters.
I shook my head in panic, looking at all the frightened people around me. "Alright guys, I call for an evacuation. Everyone run!"
AN: What would you guys rather have next chapter, an Alice POV of the chicken attack, the Random Hermit learning the tango, or Jasper capturing Mike as the sacrifice?