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Mike POV
I was jumping up and down at Edward's side. "Hurray! I'm a pirate."
"No!" Bella shouted from where she was still kneeling. "Neither of you are pirates. You, Mike, are a human. And you, Edward, are a vampire."
"Nonsense," Mike and Edward both responded at the same time, "we are pirates."
"No," Bella murmured, shaking her head. "No, no, no, no, no."
"Hey, Mike!"
I turned around, seeing Jasper and Kid walking up to me. "Hey, Jasper. Weren't you supposed to take Kid home?"
Jasper stared at me with a harsh gaze. I took a step back. Man his gaze was intense. "Yes, but something more important came up."
I stared at him, completely confused. "Okay…and what would that be?"
There was a moment of silence, and then Jasper shrieked, "Get him!"
Kid leapt at me the same time Jasper did. They lifted me above their heads, chanting in some weird and probably made up language as they did so.
"No! Fig Newton-Beard," Edward cried. He went to run after Jasper and Kid to rescue me, his pirate companion, but Bella tackled him to the ground. "No, Bella. What are you doing?"
"Letting that weirdo escape."
"NO!"