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Well! Ayy Lmao II writes that 2, 11 and 19 go on a journey to retrieve holy almond milk. 3 knows the horrible truth about where almond milk comes from and tries to get to them in time but fails. Flying almonds with M4a1's and adam sandler are the last thing they see.

Toss it into the converter aaaaaand...

*drumroll*

Olivia, Magnus and Ivor go on a journey to retrieve holy almond milk. Ocelott knows the horrible truth about where almond milk comes from and tries to get to them in time but fails. Flying almonds with M4a1's and adam sandler are the last thing they see.

Okayzies! Really excited about this one! Let's get at it, Crisper!

Crisper:... what?

Me: Oh! Sorry! I meant to say 'hit it, Crisper'.

Crisper: Ditto! (hits it)

It is five o'clock in the morning. Jesse, Calvin, Aiden and Gill still haven't returned, as Olivia will point out.

Everybody is eating breakfast when Olivia suddenly has an epiphany.

"AAAH! JESSE STILL HASN'T COME BACK!" She screams offhandedly. Before anything else is said, Ivor also has an epiphany.

"AAAH! MAGNUS, DIDN'T YOU DIE LAST CHAPTER?!" He screams at Magnus. Magnus ponders this for ten seconds before gasping.

"AAAH! I DID DIE LAST CHAPTER!" He screams at Petra who falls out of her chair. Then Axel has an epiphany.

"AAAH!... oh wait, nevermind." So they get back to eating before Gabriel makes a suggestion.

"Don't you think that you should go and try to find Jesse?" He asks.

"Nah! I've got a better idea!" Olivia tells them all. "We're going to find the holy almond milk!" Applause occurs around her as they congratulate her for her very crackish idea.

Olivia, Ivor and Magnus pack their bags and head off into the big, wide world! After a few minutes of walking, they stop by a cow farm.

"OH MY FRIKKIN' NOTCH! A COW FARM!" Olivia suddenly screams at the sight of cows munching on green-beans which were in fact sneks. The trio runs up to the cow farm and use the 'No Tresspassing' sign to aid them in climbing over the electric fence. After getting shockled a few times, Olivia runs up to a cow with a sinister grin on her face. Ivor and Magnus stop and notice her.

"Uhh... Olivia, why're you staring at that cow like that?" Ivor asks before Olivia hits the cow with an empty bucket.

"Hehe, cow pee." She chuckles to herself.

"What?! Okay, for you that's just offhanded! Isn't it me who's supposed to be crazy and weird?" Magnus asks annoyedly. Olivia drinks the milk, only to spit it out in disgust. "What? What's wrong?"

"IT'S NOT ALMOND MILK!" She shrieks, dropping the bucket and clutching her mouth as if she's becoming sick. Ivor then dramatically falls to his knees.

"NOOOOOOO!" He screams, shaking his fist at the sky. Then Darth Vader descends from a pink cloud and hands Ivor the NObel prize. Ivor eats the prize and passes out due to oxygen defeciency.

"Where are we gonna get almond milk from?" Magnus asks Olivia who stares shockedly at the floor. At that point, and old, creepy-looking man walks up to them, a dark twinkle in his green eyes.

"I know where you can get some almond from." He sneers at the three of them.

"Really?! Where?!" Olivia asks amusedly. The creepy old man smiles like the Grinch, and in the blink of a pixel Olivia, Ivor and Magnus are in a dark looking temple. He walks up the dramatic stairs and returns holding a golden goblet which he hands to Olivia.

"Yay! Almond milk!" She shouts before putting the cup to her mouth. But before she could drink, a bunch of police-officers burst into the room and prompty shot the creepy old man. Then Ocelott, dressed like a police-officer snatches the goblet from Olivia.

"Hey! What's the big idea?!" Olivia shouts angrily.

"Do you KNOW where almond milk comes from?!" The sun-cat-hybrid asks shockedly.

"Of course we do!" Magnus interjects. "It comes from a golden goblet in a creepy, dark temple underground! Duh!"

"No! It's not even milk at all, gammit!"

"Wh-what?" Olivia, Magnus and Ivor seem shocked. Ocelott draws in a shaky breath before continuing.

"I swore to Notch that I wouldn't say." She whimpers.

"I-if it makes it any better, we'll both tell you a secret we swore not to tell, then you'll tell us your secret. Deal?" Magnus asks. He is sounding more and more like Petra every single day! Ocelott nods. "Okay... the Order of the Stone didn't kill the Enderdragon... we blinked it into nonexistence using the same command-block that Ivor used to create the Witherstorm."

"WH-WHAT?!"

"My turn! Crazy, but true, but... well... Magnus is a drug-dealer."

"That's a lie and you know it!" Magnus screams, wasting no time in jumping to his defense. Olivia shrugs.

"So, where does almond-milk come from?" Olivia asks. Ocelott stammers a bit before clearing her throat.

"Well... it... I CAN'T TELL YOU!" She suddenly wails. "Notch said that if I told, something horrible would happen to me and whomever I tell it to!" She shouts emphatically.

"You have to! Soren said he'd rip out my heart, fry it and eat it as a burger if I told about the Order of the Fradulents- I mean, 'Stone'! I meant to say 'Order of the Stone'!" Magnus shouts angrily.

"Yeah, and Magnus said that if I told anyone about his drug-dealing life-"

"Which, by the way, DOESN'T EXIST!"

"He said if I told then Petra would get it!"

"Wait, why is Petra getting it?" Ocelott asks.

"Because Petra's a drug-dealer too! Tell us the secret!" Ocelott groans.

"Fine! Almond milk is mashed up almonds in water!" As the words leave her mouth, the ground shakes and a statue of Notch rises from the ground.

"NOOOO! YOU HAVE FAAAILEED MEEEE!" It wails. Then the ground breaks open and a fleet of almonds rises from the depths, armed with M4A1's.

"HOLY CRAP! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" Ocelott wails before she is pelted with bullets. Magnus, Olivia and Ivor slowly start backing away as the temple is swarmed with rifle-bearing flying-almonds.

"Is it too late to tell you guys that I'm highly allergic to tree-nuts of all kinds?" Ivor asks. Then he too is pelted with bullets. Before he dies, the almonds swarm into his mouth and he dies of the reaction to the nuts and the bullets. The question is which killed first? The almond or the gun?

Olivia and Magnus started running for their lives before Magnus gets gunned down by the almond-soldiers. Olivia is the last one to fall. As she lays on the ground, taking ragged gasps of air, she looks into the sky and sees Adam Sandler standing a way off from her.

"I can't run a company, Olivia. I can't even run my own life." And so are his final words before he too is pelted.

Hope you enjoyed! Next up is a suggestion from CremeDeLaMeme, whom I believe might have something to do with GreenDeLaBean... oh well! Thanks for reading. And now you know that Olivia is 2, and Magnus is 11. So far, that's 11/21 characters mentioned. Don't forget to leave a review!