Welcome back! The Ender Pickaxe writes that 5 finds out they can respawn, so they prank 4, 6,7 and 15, but as revenge 20 shouts THIS IS BOOMTOWN! and rides her.

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Calvin finds out they can respawn, so they prank Lukas, Itscartooncookie, Ellegaard and Jessica, but as revenge the Death Bowl Announcer shouts 'THIS IT BOOMTOWN!' and rides her.

Okay, with no riding, I give you No. 6! Also, please read the rules. There are rules against potentially racy content, even though I might still write it, just filtering out the *ahem*-content.

Anywayzz... Crisper! Hit it like there's no tomorrow! Nothing's too random unless if it's not seem what it doth not seem like!

Crisper:... (confusedly) uh, me too... (hits it)

PS: With you randomly picking 20 to shout 'THIS IS BOOMTOWN', really randomly lucky that 20 just so happens to be the Death Bowl Announcer. Awesomesauce, yo!

Calvin is helping Ellegaard with Redstone stuff.

"Hey, Calvin! Could you stand in that mob crusher of mine? I wanna see if it works." She asks as she eats a green-bean which is a snek. Calvin sighs. Ever since her Vietnam flashback, Ellegaard has been acting... strange... now she asks everyone to do strange things, but Calvin doesn't want to go in the crusher, but he has to. Reluctantly he walks into the crusher and stands there.

"Notch, have mercy on my code." He prays before Ellegaard throws the switch. Calvin dies.

The end.

Until Calvin respawns on his bed.

"What on earth?!" He shouts, shocked to see that he is alive after death. "I always thought that respawning was a myth, a dream! But it's real!... I must prank someone!" He creeds darkly. He grabs a diamond sword and runs out of the room, laughing insanely.

In the hallway, Gill is giving Aiden life-advice.

"Aiden, you can't drink beer because... uh... if you do you'll, uh..." At this point, Calvin rushes past Gill and Aiden, singing 'Ring Around the Rosie' while swinging his sword around. "You'll become like that weirdo!"

Calvin rushes into Lukas's room where Lukas is looking at pictures of Nohr. Why? We don't know. We'll never know. Lukas flinches and shuts the pink scrapbook of the secret girl of his dreams. He turns to face Calvin and is about to confront the man from barging into his quarters uninvited, but the Calvin swiftly kills Lukas and runs away.

Not caring to see the priceless look on Lukas's face when he respawns, Calvin runs off to Itscartooncookie's room. He breaks the door down and sees Itscartooncookie crammed into a cookie-jar while Ocelott paints little roses on the jar.

"Happy, happy cookie-jar!" She chants mindlessly. Calvin, seeing the cramped Cookie, runs and pushes the jar off the desk and it shatters. "Noo! Happy, happy cookie-jar sad!" Ocelott whines before puffing into a cloud of white smoke.

"Calvin! You've saved my life!" Itscartooncookie shouted before kissing Calvin's feet in reverence. Calvin felt tears on his shoes and, before you realized that Calvin can feel sensations in his nonliving shoes, sees Itscartooncookie weeping. "I'm sorry for all the times I gossiped to Magnus about your nerdiness! But you've saved my life!"

"Now I'm taking it."

"Wh-what?!" Itscartooncookie was slain. Calvin rushed out of the room, only hearing a pop and the soft clings of bedsprings. Then he hears Itscartooncookie scream like a girl and proclaim.

"SWEET JEB! I'M ALIVE!" Calvin then rushes to Ellegaard's room.

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CRUSH CALVIN WITH A PISTON-TRAP, NERD!" Calvin screams before rushing at Ellegaard with the sword.

"You're fired, Calvin!" She screams before he lands the final blow. Calvin sees her disappear into a puffball of smoke. "Fired, I say!" He hears her shout from another room. Then he realizes how stupid his previous decision was and decides to take all that anger out on Jessica who was ironically eating a ham-sandwich at the time. Ironic because she and Jesse both shared ownership of Reuben, so one wouldn't expect Jessica to eat the putrid stuff. Well, right after Jessica is killed, Calvin runs back into his bedroom and slams the door shut behind himself.

Out of nowhere, the Death Bowl Announcer, whom we'll call Greg the Griefer, descends from the ceiling.

"THIS IS BOOOOOMTOOOOOOWN!" He shouts before kicking Calvin backwards into a deep, dark hole in Chicago. Y'know, that giant hole where they're gonna put that screw. But I really think that they should fill it with dirt instead of surrounding it with dirt. I'm not talking politics, I'm talking common sense

Well, next up is one from CarmallowDaLatte. Wow, first CremeDeLaMeme, then GreenDeLaBean, then CarmallowDaLatte... I don't know what's up with all of the NounDeLaNoun names, but I love it!