Welcome back! Hope y'all are enjoying this series! Thanks for all of your contributions so far! Anyways, a few OTPs are able to be called out, so you'd better suggest something before Tuesday (I may or may not switch up the numbers then). Anyways, CarmallowDaLatte writes that 1, 12 and 16 are eating a massive ice cream. 8 decides to punch the ice cream, as well as 1, 12 and 16.
Convert dat, Cripser!
Crisper: Okay! (we hear cats meowing)
Nohr, Jesse and Reuben are eating a massive ice cream. Aiden decides to punch the ice-cream, as well as Nohr, Jesse and Reuben.
WARNING! EPISODE FIVE SPOILERS!
Well, Aiden's sudden hostile attitude makes tons of sense since episode 5 came out. Hit it, Crisper!
Crisper: Yo! (hits it)
"Mmmmm! Ice cream!" Jesse shouts before taking a bite out of the 10x10x10 chunk of ice-cream. He, Nohr and Reuben were out eating ice-cream, much to Petra's jealousy. Anywhozums... yeah.
"Hey, Jesse! You know what I like?"
"What's that, Nohr?"
"Plotting in vain to kill Magnus! That's what I like!" She explains proudly, much to Jesse's shock. Reuben obliviously continues to eat ice-cream. At this point, Aiden walks up to Jesse.
"Oh, hey Aiden. What's up?" Jesse asks cooly. Then Aiden snaps. Literally. Something in his body snapped and everyone heard the popping noise! He is obviously not pleased. "Aiden?" Before Jesse can further question, Aiden punches the giant ice-cream.
"Nooo!" Nohr screams furiously. She then begins plotting in vain to kill Magnus, because that kind of thing comforted her.
"Aiden! What's the big idea?!" Jesse shouts.
"You took everything! You think since you're all so 'Ooh! Jesse! Leader of the New Order of the Stone' you can go around Minecraftia and claim all of its treasures without turning a shade! You think you're all that, don't 'cha?!" Aiden barks furiously.
"... what the heck?! Aiden, what's you're problem all of a sudden?!"
"Don't try to play the innocent card, Jesse!" Aiden snarls before Ocelott falls from the sky.
"Yeah, Jesse! Don't try that!" She sticks her tongue out at Jesse.
"Who's side are you on, Ocelott?!" Jesse shouts confusedly.
"The side that's paying me ten bucks an hour, gammit!" She winks with happy anime eyes.
"We pay you seven times that, Ocelott." Jesse informs deadpanly. Ocelott looks at Aiden.
"Byebye!" She disappears into a clump of butterflies that fly into Olivia's face while Olivia is driving a car. Olivia, her vision obstructed, accidentally drives into a fire-hydrant which randomly explodes with fire. The happy butterfly Ocelott clump flies into the sun and burns while laughing.
"You traitorous slime!" With that, he punches Reuben in the face.
"Hey! What the heck was that for?!" Jesse shouts angrily as Reuben recovers from the blow. Aiden then randomly punches Nohr in the face. While Jesse is distracted, Aiden punches Jesse. "Ow! Watch it, Aiden! What's your deal?!"
"Well, Jesse, thanks to the Redstone-engineer slaying, pig-mutilating, choice-cranking dreamcrushers back at Telltale, we're gonna go on an adventure to Sky City where me and the Blaze Rods-"
"Blaze Rods!" Gill sings randomly, doing a slithery-snake dance.
"Shut up, Gill!... anyways, we're gonna go on an adv-"
"You already said that, could you skip to the point?" Jesse asks, being unintentionally rude with interrupting Aiden. Aiden twitches his eye before continuing.
"Fine. Well, me and the Blaze Rods are going to steal the-"
"Actually, it's 'The Blaze Rods and I'... see, if you were to take off the Blaze Rods part, you'd be saying 'Me are going to steal the' and then whatever you're going to steal." Nohr inputted intelligently.
"Shut up and let me finish! The Blaze Rods and I are going to steal the Eversource, you're gonna kick my butt, then we're all gonna go to jail!" Aiden screams as lighting flashes across the sky.
"... why are we all going to jail?" Reuben asks.
"NOT YOU! THE BLAAAZE ROOODS!" Aiden screams, to upset to realize that Reuben is speaking English.
"Blaze Rods!" Gill sings again.
"I said 'Shut up'!" Aiden barks.
Ah, satiric inputs on episode 5. Yes, whoever works on MCSM at Telltale, you're a Redstone-engineer slaying, pig-mutilating, choice-cranking dreamcrusher. JK! JK! But seriously, episode 5 is tough on the little guys, so watch out for the sneks! Speaking of which, next up is CremeDeLaMeme or GreenDeLaBean (sorry, two names were mentioned in the review, so I'm a bit confused...) Not going to spoil much, but did you ever wonder why the green beans are sneks?
