We're back on another adventure! Man, if you watched MCSM episode 5, you've learned that Murphy's Law is best when concerning portals and getting home. Anyways, CremeDeLaMeme:Green de la Bean writes 1, 3, 5 and 17 all head towards the Creme Corp Business Tower to find out why Green beans are being stolen and replaced with snakes.

(Sponsored by Creme Corp. "When the meme so supreme you let out a little creme")

Awesomesauce! Convert dat and we get...

Nohr, Ocelott, Calvin and Soren all head towards the Creme Corp Business Tower to find out why Green beans are being stolen and replaced with snakes.

Here we go!

Crisper:...

Me: (facepalms) Hit it, Crisper.

Crisper: Oh geez, you don't have to be such a jerkwad about it. (hits it)

Nohr and a few of her friends were heading towards the Creme Corp Business Tower to find out why this strange yet amazing company was stealing cans of green-beans from store shelves, baby hands and old man purses and replacing the delicious veggies with hostile, venomous snakes.

"Wow! The Creme Corp Business Tower sure is high!" Ocelott shouts, though in the background we can see someone snatching Ivor into the darkness.

"It sure is... hope no one falls from up there." Nohr states right before Gabriel crashes to the floor right in front of them.

"Look. It's Gabriel... hehe..." Soren chuckles nervously before Gabriel disappears into a puffball of smoke. "Oh..." Diamond swords float around where Gabriel died before Ocelott grabs white chalk and starts etching an outline of Gabriel's body.

"Done! Crime scene!" She cheers.

"Ah! We've made it!" Calvin shouts as they near the doors of the Creme Corp Business Tower. The glass doors open up as Jessica walks past them. Laughing, she runs into the building before she is tackled down by a rather large anaconda! At that point the boss walks out of a room. He is a fat man dressed like a snake.

"Welcome to Creme Corp Businesses! When the meme so supreme you let out a little creme!"

"... booboo!" Ocelott randomly wails before running around in circles and flailing her arms wildly.

"What's with the snakes and the green-beans?" Nohr asks, getting straight to the point instead of beating around the bush asking about catering hours and stupid business stuff like that.

"Yeah. Back before I got fired, I gave Ellegaard a can of green beans and-"

"Lemme guess... snake bite to the face?

"No, they were green beans. But my point is that they could've been snakes." Calvin explained seriously.

"... you can't sue a building for something that could've happened, Calvin." Soren tells Calvin.

"Then how come Magnus always sues us twice a year because we could've turned the residents at Boomtown into nerds?"

"He does that because he can, Calvin. Meanwhile, why do you replace green-beans with snakes?" Soren asks again.

"In order to answer that, I'll take you on the adventure of a lifetime! Oh, and you can call me Mr. Creme."

"You know, the last time someone said that they were going to take me on the adventure of a lifetime, I woke up in a bookshelf." Ocelott explains.

"Ah, nothing like in Boomtown. Let's go!" Nohr cheers and they all follow Mr. Creme. He leads them into a room that has walls made out of pink clouds. In another section, Weirdo-Cupidon is playing a harp while Odd-Abhor sits chained to a random brick wall.

"Here is where Weirdo-Cupidon from TCoaL ships everyone, regardless of interests and dislikes!" They follow Mr. Creme into another room that is decorated to look like Freddy's Pizzeria. "And here's where we test nightguards for the final release." He says just before Freddy walks into the center of the room, staring at them with Endoskeleton eyes. "Just look away, everyone!" He advises while Ocelott rolls her head into her chest. They shiver out the back door and into a plain, white room. "This is where we do business interrogations on random people from the Internet!" They walk into a room with a large conveyer belt. "Ah, this is where the magic happens!"

Norh pays close attention to the conveyer belt, noticing the cans of green beans! "Oooh! Green beans!" Ocelott shouts happily.

"Yes, yes, yes! This is where we turn the delicious green beans into sneks!" He cheers happily as he grabs Nohr by the ear. Everyone else follows him as he runs to another sector on the converyer belt. "This is where we uncan the green-beans," He says, pointing to a box like machine. Cans went into one end, and came out another end topless. Magnificent!

"Wow! That's fantastic!... so... what happens next?" Calvin asks curiously.

"Next, we take the cans of green beans and pour them into the hot-dog machine!"

"Waiwaiwait... you mean to tell me that you use green-beans to make hot-dogs?" Nohr asks shockedly. Creme waves his hand dismissively.

"Of course not! We use the green beans to power the machine. Actually, we use recycled cat-meats," At the words 'cat meats', Ocelott gasps in shock, "And other random compost to make the delicious hot-dogs!... and then we replace the hot-dogs with worms."

"Typical. What's next?"

"Well, after we pour out the delicious green-beans, we put snakes into the cans!" He leads them to another section of the machine where a bunch of live, quite venomous snakes are falling into funnels. Then, the snakes are funneled into the empty cans. Said cans are moved to another section of the machine where the caps are resealed. "After resealing the cans of snakes, we sell them to grocery stores around the world!" Mr. Creme added with a can of glee.

"Well, you've showed us how you turn the green-beans into snakes... but you never once stated why." Ocelott told him with a grin.

"Ah, yes! Here's why we replace the green-beans with snakes." He took a deep breath, about to explain when-

"Do you have a strange itching sensation in your face? Are your feet too big for your hands? Are you dying to get killed? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then, brother, I have the solution! Play Minecraft: Story Mode!"

(really, really fast voice) "Minecraft: Story Mode is an amazing game. Keep out of reach of 18 year-olds. Ask your doctor before eating cake."

*POOF!*

"... uh... what?!" Nohr shouts shockedly. "Did we REALLY just get interrupted by an advertisement?!" She groans in frustration before Ocelott eats a yummy banana! "Okay, Mr. Creme, just tell us what's the big whoop with the green-bean snake switcheroo."

"Well... it's uh..." Mr. Creme breaks out into a cold-sweat. "W-we replace the beans with the sn-sneks, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-because... um... DEAR NOTCH! WHAT THE HECK IS JESSE WEARING!?" Ocelott, Nohr, Calvin and Soren all look in differing and totally random directions. Mr. Creme puts on a black cloak. "Awayy!" He swirls the cloak and disappears.

"Sheesh, what's his deal?" Soren asks.

"Maybe he just doesn't wanna tell us?" Calvin suggests.

"But I need to know!" Nohr shouts into the sky. "OH WHY DID I THINK HE WOULD TELL ME?!" She shouts before falling to her knees. "I was a fool! A FOOOOOOL!"

THE END...?

'I was a fool' is a reference to that episode of Phineas and Ferb where Candace thinks that Ferb is an alien, if you didn't get it. Well, it's almost time to wrap up round one, but before we do we have two or three more episodes. And don't worry about the order switching up next Tuesday. I'm backed up, so that's not happenin'!