Alrighty! The Ender Pickaxe's friend DK writes that 7 goes on a creeper hunt with 9, 14, 8 and 19, but turns out the creepers are rebuilding the WitherStorm and using 15
Converted, and...
Ellegaard goes on a creeper hunt with LonelyWhistler, Gill, Aiden and Ivor, but turns out the creepers are rebuilding the WitherStorm and using Jessica to grab materials.
Aaaaand, roll film, Crisper!
Cripser:... roll film? o-okayy... (rolls down a random hill)
Me: (groans and hits the button)
"Alright, guys! How do you feel?" Ellegaard asks cheerily for the four-thousandth time in five minutes. They had only walked five-minutes from the house on their glorious creeper-hunt, and the sun would set soon.
"I just told you, we're fine!" Aiden shouts annoyedly.
"Blaze Rods!" Gill shouts happily because it's the only thing he can say.
"I told you to SHUT UP!" Aiden barks as he punches Gill in the stomach. Gill and Aiden stare at each other for a long time. Gill's face turns red and he starts twitching maniacally. "Uh... Gill?"
"... Blaze Rods!" He wails uncontrolledly. Aiden sighs, giving up, and they continue to walk. For a few more minutes they walk until Ivor spots a Creeper dart past them.
"Be sure to look out for Creepers, guys!" Ellegaard repeats to them. Ivor facepalms. Lonely sighs. "What?... oh, you saw one, didn't you?"
"He ran into the bushes." Ivor told her. Ellegaard then randomly whips out a sword.
"KAAANEEEDAAAAA!" She screams before they all pull out swords and give chase.
"Sweet Lord!" The Creeper freaks before scurrying off on all fours. They continue to give chase before they stop by, seeing Ocelott munching on her own feet. Quickly moving away from the creepy cat-girl, they run into a clearing where sits a large dome.
"Hey! Someone stole my dome!" Ellegaard whines. Ivor facepalms again.
"That's not your dome, Ellegaard. I'm sure your dome is back in Redstonia where it be-"
"Breaking news! Ellegaard's magical dome has been stolen and moved to some random place in the woods!" Ocelott randomly shouts behind them. They turn around to face her.
"Uh... weren't your feet just munched up?" Gill asks.
"Um... yes?" Olivia randomly swings from a jungle-vine. Her words as she passes?
"I'M QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE!" Then, you, the reader, ask yourself 'Didn't Olivia, Ivor and Ocelott die of M4A1 almonds a few chapters ago?'.
At a random McDonald's, a four year old kid sits on the toilet but is sucked into the resulting plothole.
Back at the forest, Ellegaard, Ivor, Gill and Aiden are staring at the giant dome. A creeper rushes into the dome and they follow because he stupidly forgot to lock the door. They rush inside and see Jesse handing Al-Qaeda a command-block, to their horror!
"Jessica-Whose-Last-Name-I-Don't-Know!" Ellegaard shouts like an angry mother before tapping her foot impatiently. "What do you think you're doing with that command-block?" She asks, wagging a blocky finger at a guilty-looking Jessica-Whose-Last-Name-We-Don't-Know.
"Yeah! What?" Ivor adds, taking his father-role very seriously, before Gill elbows him in the ribs.
"Who're you to talk?"
"SHUT UP, GILL!" Aiden blurts, causing the bearded man to shy down. Al-Qaeda walks up to Ellegaard, his Creeper-eyes haunting her to the core.
"Who are you and what isssss your buisssnessss?" He hisses, y'know, because Creepers hiss a lot.
"What are you doing here with Jessica, and what's with the command-block?!" Ellegaard shouts.
"Jesssssssssssica isssssss my new girlfriend, and-" But before he can continue, Lukas, Jesse, Axel, Magnus, Gabriel and many others fall to their knees.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They wail. Then, as usual, Darth Vader walks onto the scene and an audience applauds.
"NObel prizes for each of you!" He says before handing them each NObel prizes.
"You, a Creeper, are Jessica's new boyfriend?" Jesse asks shockedly. Then Ocelott falls from the ceiling with yellow pom-poms.
"YEAH! HYBRIDS, WOO!" She cheers, because she is a hybrid herself.
"Off you pop, Ocelott." Magnus growls annoyedly. And Ocelott pops off. Or at least her head pops off... leaving behind the body...
"Owkayy... uh... what are you doing with that command block?!" Ellegaard shouts angrily.
"Don't you know? We're rebuilding the Witherssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstorm." Al-Qaeda hisses, buffering to your, the reader's, shock.
"... well why in the Nether would you want to do that?!" Gabriel asks shockedly. The Creeper laughs before placing the Wither-skulls atop the command-block soul-sand T as the Order of the Stone, the New Order of the Stone, Lukas, The Blaze Rods, Ocelott's Gang and other highly capable world-threat-slaying heroes watch idly.
"It's time for a new era! A world where man bows to mob!" At that, the Witherstorm springs to life, instantly growing into the black mass that cost so many lives.
"... you do realize that the Witherstorm eats humans and mobs alike, right?" Ivor asks, pointing a finger at the mob with Ellegaard's classic 'Does She Faint Often' face. The Creeper stares at Ivor for exactly ten seconds before facepalming in his imagination.
"WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
The Witherstorm roars and eats everyone except for Ocelott. What with her being part sun and part Nyan Cat, she's immortal and entirely capable of bringing the Witherstorm down using the command block in her brain. If only she was smart enough to figure that out instead of running off to buy a can of green-beans to test the Green-Bean-Snek conspiracy.
And that is why there are pumpkins.
Another reference to Phineas and Ferb. Y'know, that one episode with the scariest-monster contest, and at the end of the story Ferb's grandpa says 'And that's why there are pumpkins'? That one?... oh, fiddlesticks! Okay! Only a few more to go, then we'll be onto Round Two, with a new introductory chapter to usher in a new era of innovation and creativity! Calvin, throw the switch!
Calvin: (throws the switch)
Crisper: Heyy! That's my job, except with a button, and at the beginning of each chapter.
Me:... Crisper, why don't you sit down in that there corner?
Crisper: Awww...
Me: Calvin!... uh... you sit down too.
Calvin: Awww...
Voice in My Head: You sit down as well, Ocelott.
Me: What?! N-no! The voices (grunts) aren't (grunts) reall! AAAaHHH!ahahaahahaAHAHAHAhaa! (sits down)
PS: Wouldn't it be funny if Ellegaard and Calvin were doing something and then Ellegaard says 'Calvin, throw the switch', then he throws the switch at Ellegaard? Then she'd be like '... Calvin, we've talked about this.'