We're back! Man, I'm so buzzed about round 2, that I'm typing these all in one day! Anywhozums, CocoCookieDough writes that 3 is non-stop laughing and 4, 3, 5 and 21 try to keep 3 calm.

Crisper: (converts it)

Me: Man, Cripser! You're one step ahead of me today!

(ding!)

"Break My Mind" has finished converting to the mp3 format.

Me: WHAT?! WHY'D YOU CONVERT THAT SONG?! FREDDY'S GONNA EAT ME! CRIPSER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Cripser: Sorry! (converts something else)

(ding!)

Ocelott is nonstop laughing and Lukas, Ocelott, Calvin and Petra try to keep Ocelott calm.

Me:... this is going to be interesting. Hit it, Crisper!

Crisper: Hitting it! (hits is)

(we run out of power)

Me:... what just happened?

(wedding organ begins playing)

Me:... Crisper, if we make it through this alive, you're fired.

It is nighttime outside. The moon is full in the sky and everyone is getting ready for bed. In the bathroom, Olivia and Ocelott are brushing their teeth.

"Olivia." Ocelott asks as they brush. Olivia stops brushing.

"Yes, Ocelott?"

"Um... why is there green sherbet on your head?"

"It's not sherbet, Ocelott. It's my hat, see?" Olivia takes it off to show Ocelott who gasps in shock. "What?"

"The top of your head is bald!" Ocelott shouts. Olivia, with a look of horror on her face, looks in the mirror to see that she is...

Not head bald.

"Ha! I can't believe you looked, Olivia!" Ocelott yells before laughing uncontrollably, her levels of Nyanite rising.

"Owkay..." Olivia walks out of the bathroom. Ocelott stops laughing and walks into the kitchen for some milk. She walks into the kitchen and pours milk and fish, her two favorite cat-foods, into a blender and makes herself a delicious smoothie! She drinks the smoothie before walking over to the couch where Magnus is sleeping peacefully.

That does it! She bursts into laughter, causing him to jerk awake and off the couch! She laughs even harder as he gets his bearings. She even laughs when he screams at her and storms off to his bedroom. For the next ten hours, she laughs until her face turns blue!

Finally, Lukas decides that he can't take it anymore!

He is sleeping in his room when he hears Ocelott's nonstop laughter. "Guys, I've gotta go do something." He tells the Blaze Rods before getting out of bed and walking off. Aiden sits up with a girlish scream, causing Gill and Maya to laugh.

"Ocelott! Stop laughing!" At this point, Kevin Macleod's "Fig Leaf Rag" starts playing.

"But, Lukas, Magnus is asleep! I CAN'T stop laughing!" She replied, still laughing of course.

"Would you SHUT UP?!" Petra screams from her bedroom. Ocelott gets very, very sad and (whilst laughing) begins to cry.

"Now look at what you did, Petra! She looks like a crazy person, now!" Lukas fusses, causing the now offended Ocelott to start screaming angrily, crying and laughing at the same time. At this point, Calvin emerges from his room, an angry look on his face.

"Ocelott, please be quiet! Ellegaard is trying to sleep and she's quite tired of your silly shenanigans! Please! It's late, and outside it's dark!" Calvin pleads.

"But I caaaaan't!" Ocelott screams into the sky before laugh-cry-screaming again. At this point, Ocelott comes out of her room, seeing Ocelott laugh-cry-screaming in the living room.

"Stop that, Ocelott!"

Then you, CoCoCookieDough realize that you suggested that 3 is non-stop laughing and 4, 3, 5 and 21 try to keep 3 calm. The space-time paradox that may result is entirely your fault.

"Ocelott?!"

"Ocelott!" The two duplicates stare at each other for a long while.

"Phew! She's finally stopped laughing!" Lukas sighs.

"LUKAS!" Calvin, Petra and Duplicated!Ocelott shout frustratedly. Original!Ocelott then bursts into laughter, then tears, then screaming. We have Lukas to thank for this inconvenience.

"We've gotta figure out a way to calm Ocelott down!" Petra concludes while Ocelott cackryscreams in the background (cackles+cries+screams).

"How do we calm me down?" Duplicated!Ocelott asks confusedly.

"Hmmm... why don't we show her pictures of me?" Calvin asks.

"Why would she want to look at pictures of you? What are you doing in these pictures, anyways?"

"Mostly pointing at chalkboards with my long stick." Gill and Aiden can be heard laughing in their room. "What's so funny?" He asks before noticing that Lukas, Original!Ocelott and Duplicated!Ocelott are also laughing, though he only pays attention to Lukas and Duplicated!Ocelott.

"Nothing, Calvin. And no, we don't want to see ANY of those pictures!" Lukas replies.

"Oh well."

"I've got it!" Petra suddenly exclaims. "We can sit her down to watch one of Olivia's YouTube videos! They're so dull and boring that even Notch would fall asleep!"

"But Notch can't fall asleep, Petra. He's kinda the god of this dimension." Lukas informs Petra.

"He can't fall asleep because he hasn't seen one of Olivia's videos! To the kitchen!" So Petra, Lukas, Calvin and the two Ocelotts follow Petra into the kitchen. Before you point out that in the previous sentence Petra followed herself into the kitchen, a laptop is ready and they are starting one of Olivia's videos.

About ten seconds into the video, Notch falls asleep and everything ceases to exist. About a year later, he wakes up and Minecraft is updated to 1.55! That's how long he has been asleep. In other words, that's how boring Olivia's videos are!

Notch then realized that the update was too strong for the 1.9 users who were so abrupty cut off, so he backed up time and here we are!

Lukas, Petra and Calvin have fallen asleep. Original!Ocelott is still laughing insanely, and Duplicate!Ocelott is still awake.

"As boring as this video is, we hybrids are a bit too wild for boredom." Duplicate!Ocelott explains to you, the reader. Lukas, Petra and Calvin wake up.

"Is it over?" Lukas checks and sees that the five-hour video is finally over and done with! "Thank Notch!" He exclaims just as Olivia walks up behind him.

"Hey, Lukas! What're you thanking Notch for? And why is Ocelott laughing?"

"Ocelott's laughing because Magnus is asleep, and I'm thanking Notch because your boring-as-Nether Redstone-video, which sucks by the way, is finally over with!"

"... oh." The upset and offended Olivia walks back to her room. Original!Ocelott laughs continuously.

"It didn't work, guys." Petra points out.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious!" Lukas groans loudly.

"I know how we can calm Ocelott down!" Duplicated!Ocelott suddenly exclaims.

"Really? How?"

"We can get her to watch one of Ellegaard's YouTube videos!"

"No! Do you know how long that would put Notch to sleep? Only one person in history watched that, and Minecraftia ceased to exist for tweny-one years!" Petra explained horrifiedly.

"Oh... scratch that then." Then Clarence burst in through the window, scaring the bejeezus out of everyone!

"It's worth it!" He says before hitting play on "Ellegaard Explains the Wonders of Redstone Volume 1". Then Minecraftia stops for an entire twenty-one years. After a really long time, Notch wakes up and restarts the game. But it turns out that he has been asleep for so long that he needs to log in and a bunch of other crap!

So he leaves to have lunch with Jeb and Bill Gates who owns Minecraft. After his long lunch, he finally gets around to logging back into his account and Minecraft is restarted.

"CLARENCE, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" Lukas screams. "I don't know if I should hug your fat, adorable little body or blow you to shreds, and I think I'm going to do the latter."

"It's worth it!" So Lukas blows Clarence to shreds. Original!Ocelott is still laughing. Clarence's ghost then screams 'It's worth it', and the words echo through the house, rattling Lukas to the bone!

"Sheesh! That's messed up! How are we going to get Ocelott to stop laughing?" He shudders.

"How about spanking her until she stops?" Petra suggests.

"Hmmm... nah, then she'll start cackryscreaming again, and who would wanna hear that?" Lukas replies. "... why don't we get Ellegaard and Olivia to talk to Ocelott?"

"That's a great idea!" Duplicated!Ocelott shouts before rushing into Ellegaard's room.

Ellegaard is asleep on red covers to match with her Redstone. She is snoring loudly, if I may add, which I may. Duplicated!Ocelott looks around Ellegaard's room to see switches, torches, Magnus plushies, redstone dust- Wait a sec! Magnus plushies?! How'd she get her hands on those?! Oh well...

"Um... Ellegaard?" Duplicated!Ocelott nudges Ellegaard who yawns as she awakens.

"Yes, Ocelott?" She asks, rubbing her eyes. "Why are you up so late?"

"I can't stop laughing. Could you come talk to me?"

"But you're not laughing right now, Ocelott." Ellegaard points out a bit annoyedly.

"Not me! Me!" Duplicated!Ocelott explains before grabbing Ellegaard by the arm and pulling her out of bed. Ellegaard doesn't make a sound because Ocelott's nighttime shenanigans are totally expected.

Meanwhile, Petra walks into Olivia's room. Olivia is asleep in a room much like Ellegaard's, just instead of a shelf full of Magnus plushies, there's a shelf full of- IVOR PLUSHIES?! HOLD ON!

"Olivia... Olivia..." Petra whispers loudly, shaking Olivia a bit. Olivia stays in her dormant state, snoring lightly. "Olivia, wake up..." Petra shakes Olivia with a bit more force before Olivia gives Petra a good wallop to the face, all within the bounds of unconscious rest! Petra slowly rubs her right cheek which now sports a large, red, hand-shaped mark! Boy, she's mad now! She randomly pulls a megaphone from behind her back before turning it all the way up to ten, no- eleven!

"OLIVIA! YOU'D BETTER WAKE UP RIGHT NOOOOOWWW!" She screams, causing Olivia to scream like a super-girly-girl. Olivia flinched so hard that she bounced out the window! Olivia flinched so hard that PETRA bounced out the window!

In the living room, besides Original!Ocelott's constant laughter, Lukas only hears loud thumping noises. After about ten minutes, a bruised Petra and a scarred up Olivia stumbles up the stairs.

"What happened to you two?" Ellegaard asks, of course sporting her very own 'Does She Faint Often' face. Petra glares at Ellegaard, giving her the perfect view of her new red-blistering-hand tatoo. "Oh..." Original!Ocelott continues laughing. "What's her problem?"

"Nothing... um... how about talking about some Redstone?" Lukas asks, trying not to be so obvious that he's really just using them for his own riches... wait, what?

"Subtle, as a punch to the face, that is." Olivia glares annoyedly. "He thinks that we're boring so he wants us to bore Ocelott out of her laughing dilemma thingy."

"What?! What's boring about Redstone?!" Ellegaard shouts furiously.

"Uh, everything!" Magnus calls from his bedroom.

"YOU'D BETTER TAKE THAT BACK TO THE NETHER WHERE IT CAME FROM, MAGNUS!" Ellegaard screams insanely, causing Original!Ocelott to instantly shut up. After staring at the cat-girl for a few minutes, Olivia finally gets it.

"Oh! I get it!" She facepalms. "Ocelott can't take vulgarity, so when Ellegaard cursed, she stopped laughing!"

"You have to say 'sorry'!" Ocelott whines immaturely to Ellegaard.

"No! Ellegaard! Don't!" Lukas suddenly shouts. Ocelott had no idea that any of the Order advocated such language!

"She has to! It's the right thing." She folds her arms dignantly. Lukas rolls his eyes.

"Sorry, Magnus." Ellegaard calls back to Magnus's room. There is no answer. Original!Ocelott looks at Ellegaard.

"He didn't hear you." Ellegaard glares at Ocelott for a few seconds before marching into Magnus's bedroom.

After a few seconds of silence, there is a loud, painful-sounding, butt-slapping noise.

"I SAID 'SORRY', NOTCHGAMMIT!"

"YOW! APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED!" And so the curse of the bad language was broken, and Original!Ocelott reverted to laughter. Then Petra had an epiphany!

"Shut up, Ocelott." And Original!Ocelott stopped laughing. The world was saved!

Okay, we're almost done here. We might officially start Round Two on Tuesday, or maybe even later tonight. There's just one more episode left in Round One, so let's see it!