Final episode of Round One! A buddy of mine, CarmallowDaLatte writes:
Thanks for using my idea! :)
Anyway...how about...
7 and 18 are being stalked by the paparazzi. 12, 13, and 14 stalk the paparazzi who are stalking 7 and 18 and throw the paparazzi into the hole of unhappily never ever forever after again. 12, 13 and 14 then proceed to stalk 7 and 18. e
In the end, everyone dies tragically...
Then comes back to life!
Then dies tragically again!
The End. :)
Crisper, you know what to do!
Crisper: Okay!... and what would that be?
Me: (facepalms and use my command-block to convert the info)
Ellegaard and Axel are being stalked by the paparazzi. Jesse, Gabriel, and Gill stalk the paparazzi who are stalking Ellegaard and Axel and throw the paparazzi into the hole of unhappily never ever forever after again. Jesse, Gabriel and Gill then proceed to stalk Ellegaard and Axel. e
In the end, everyone dies tragically...
Then comes back to life!
Then dies tragically again!
The End. :)
ONE FINAL WARNING: This gets a bit gruesome around the end, lots of violence and character death. But don't worry, they come back to life... uh, just to get killed again, I guess. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
What a finale! Hit it, Crisper!
Crisper: (hits is)
Ellegaard and Axel are walking through Redstonia. On another side of Minecraftia, Olivia and Magnus are running for their lives through Boomtown. Ah, silly paradox!
Ellegaard and Axel are still walking through Redstonia when they come to a crosswalk. People are riding their minecarts through the four-way station, not giving a flop about the brand new invention called the stoplight. Nope! But who is Axel to judge? He is the one who walkes right into the street, regardless of his own safety.
"AXEL!" Ellegaard shrieks before grabbing his arm and yanking him backwards right as an old man zooms past the two.
"Watch your language, missy!" He shouts behind himself. He is looking backwards and doesn't see the giant Indominous Rex waiting to eat him at the end of the tracks. Yep. Just HAD to add that one. He is gobbled up by the hungry dinosaur, much to the Redstonians' celebrity shock.
"Axel, you can't just walk into a busy intersection! What if you got hit by a car?!" She shouts, still holding his hand.
"Oh, uh, sorry. I won't do that again." None of them notice Papa of Razzi glaring at them from behind a bush.
"I knew Axellegaard was real!" He mutters to himself evilly. Axel and Ellegaard continue to walk through Redstonia, and Ellegaard almost bores Axel to sleepwalking with her long yet intriguingly boring lecture about the many intricacies of Redstone.
Meanwhile, Papa of Razzi calls a few of his buddies and they begin to stalk Ellegaard and Axel, at the same time posting discriminating pictures of the two online!... okay, so maybe there isn't anything sexual or discriminating about two people walking across concrete, but Papa figures that the heat will get turned up as the sun sets, which is weird because logically the rising of the sun should bring heat, not the setting... interesting concept if I may add.
Anywhozums, as Ellegaard and Axel walks throughout town, they do notice that there are some men dressed in black following them around town. At first, Axel thought they were the amazing Men in Black! But after they started stealing pictures, Ellegaard got other ideas.
And who to call for your paparazzi problems other than the amazing TMK!
"Hello? Lukas?"
"Um, no... this is Gill."
POV Switch
"Lukas is... taking a little vacation." Gill watches as paramedics roll a pallid, crying-out-in-agony-sickness-and-other-horrible-crap Lukas. "So, what's up?" He asks, trying to ignore Lukas's wailing.
"We're being stalked by paparazzi. You mind becoming TMK for the day?" She asks over the line. Gill stops and thinks.
(you hear tick-tock noises)
Being a part of TMK was hard enough, even with Lukas leading them on! How much more incredulously painful would it be without Lukas?!
"Why would we wanna be TMK for one day?" Gill asks curiously.
"I'll pay you." Ellegaard replies.
"In fish?" Gill asks, feeling his fishy-love aroused.
"Uh... I was going to say money, but that works to."
"You've got yourself a deal, Ellegaard!" Gill puts the phone down before standing up in the middle of the room. Suddenly, he rips off his clothes to reveal blue-jeans, white shirt and bright-red bandana, kinda like what Jesse wears 24/7. Then, Gill bursts into song about 'The Spirit of Adventure'!
In Maya's room, Olivia is braiding Ocelott's long hair as the three girls plus Petra, Jessica and Aiden watch 'Gone with the Wither', a romantic adaptation of the era of the Witherstorm.
'Lukas!' Female Jesse wails on the screen. It't at the point in the game where Lukas realizes that the Ocelots are still alive and in the world somewhere. 'Don't leave!'
'I have to, Jessica. If our love cannot live, then neither can I.'
"Wow, I don't remember Lukas leaving for those reasons. Nor were Magnus's last words 'Go get married, Ellegaard'." Jessica whispers to Olivia who nods in agreeance.
'Lukas, we can still be friends!' Jesse from the tele pleads to the unmoving Lukas.
'But I want to be more than that, Jesse!' Aiden wipes an emotional tear from his eye before Gill knocks on the doorframe, clearing his throat. Aiden flinches.
"I-I wasn't crying!" He stammers, putting his hands in his lap.
"Riiight. Hey, Aiden, Ocelott, Maya, we've gotta go! We're TMK today!" Gill shouts happily.
"Um, I, uh, kinda wanna... watch this with the girls." Aiden admits sheepishly.
"I wanna go!" Ocelott cheers.
"No, I'm not finished." Olivia tells Ocelott, forcing her to sit back down.
"Aww..." Ocelott whimpers, though she's kind of glad to be watching a girly-girl movie with, like, the girls! And might I mention that Ocelott kind of likes the baby-treatment that Olivia always provides? Free food, free hugs, free (yet boring) Redstone lectures, braiding sessions, and above all free fish! Olivia always gave Ocelott fish.
"Well we have to! There's a mission, and we can't turn it down!"
"OH WE SURE AS HECK CAN!" Aiden screams furiously, causing all of the girls to jump.
"... fine." Gill awkwardly leaves, hearing Aiden screaming at Petra to hit play as he walks off. He then finds Jesse in his underwear asleep on the couch. At first, Gill's shocked to see Jesse half-naked, but then he remembers that he's wearing Jesse's clothes. Gill quickly does a clothe-swap before tapping into his inventory and clothing himself. "Jesse, wake up!" He nudges Jesse a bit.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Jesse screams loudly, though he is quite unconscious. Gill shudders before lightly tapping Jesse on the ear. "AH!"
"My Notch! Jesse!" Gill shouts surprisedly before Jesse jerks up.
Gill! Stop yelling! What the heck do you need?!"
"Oh, uh... I need your help with something." And so Gill explains to Jesse the story of Ellegaard's request of TMK. While Jesse does eventually agree, he still has one trying question.
"What happened to Lukas?" He asks curiously. Gill groans.
"That's a bonus chapter for another day, Jesse." At this point, Gabriel walks into the room, armor-claden as usual. Gill asks Gabriel to join TMK and Gabriel immediately agrees on the condition that he gets to kill at least one person for justice! (you see jetplanes and metal stars) Heck yea!
So Jesse, Gill and Gabriel somehow wound up right where Ellegaard and Axel were, even though Ellegaard never gave Gill a location. They lurked around suspiciously, humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme as they did, creeping out most of the tourists.
The three then begin waltzing while singing the Hormel Foods "My Pepperona" theme song! Man, they're a bunch of weirdos! Gill pulls out a flute and begins to play the amazingly catchy, slinky polka-dotty theme, and paparazzi from all over Minecraftia follow the new Peter Piper to a giant hole. One by one, Jesse and Gabriel kick each person into the hole.
Which hole, you may ask? It's not that hole in the bottom of the sea, it's not one of the many plotholes the resurrected characters have created. No, it's not even that notorious hole in Chicago where they're gonna put all of the US presidents' unfulfilled promises, no siree!
It's the formidable hole of unhappily never ever forever after again!
The paparazzi screamed as they plummeted to the bottom, or what would've been the bottom if there was actually, well, an end to this ginormous thing. It's HUUUGE!
Ellegaard and Axel walk up to Jesse, Gabriel and Gill.
"Thanks! You saved our butts back there!" Axel greets before pulling the three of them into a strong hug.
"Yeah, that was great! Here's your fish!" Ellegaard hands Gill a fish.
"EEEEEEE! THANKYOU!" Gill squeals. Luckily, Gabriel and Jesse are gracious people who usually don't mind working for free, er, fish.
Before anything else could happen, a rogue Redstonian rushes up behind Ellegaard and stabs her with a diamond-sword!
"Now I will become the queen of Redstonia!" The villanous woman shouts into the sky. Instinctively, Jesse, Gabriel and Axel spring into action, but this heinous fiend whips out a gun and pelts them dead! "First Redstonia, then the world!" She cries insanely before rushing off.
"I have to go tell Magnus!" Gill decrees. After a long run, he finally arrives at Boomtown, but the instant he steps foot into the city, Nohr blows him to bloody chunks and broken bones, just for the fun of it! While she cackles evilly, the Redstonian Curse shoots her dead as well. A pity, she died doing what she enjoyed.
Magnus and Olivia are strolling through the city, the bulk of the griefing and attempts at killing Magnus being over. Then, they encounter her, the Redstonian Curse. Magnus and Olivia don't know what to expect from the crazed woman before she pulls out her pistol.
Courageously, Magnus steps out in front of Olivia, shielding her. Oh, such futility. He crumples to the ground after taking a bullet to the heart, and Olivia is next on the hit-list. Having had killed the king of Boomtown and Redstonia's last hope, she is content.
Meanwhile, in a hospital far away, Lukas struggles to breathe as his ailness, which may or may not be revealed in a bonus chapter of sorts, worsens. Maya and Aiden sit helplessly around him as their friend chokes endlessly. After a few minutes, they figure that Lukas is dying and begin to cry. Finally, Lukas gives one last shot at breathing before going still, his skin pallid and cold. He is gone.
"Lukas?" Aiden asks, though he knows there will be no response. After a few seconds, Lukas coughs violently before drawing in a deep breath of air, the color returning to his face. "LUKAS!" Aiden and Maya rush up to Lukas, hugging him tightly. "Lukas, you're alive, you're alive." Aiden weeps joyously.
"I was so scared." Maya adds as Lukas smiles dazedly.
"Guys, I think I just went to the Aether and back." He tells them happily.
"Really? What's it like up there?" Aiden asks curiously.
"Well, it-" Before Lukas can answer, a giant hand smashes through the windows of the room, grabbing the three Ocelots and smashing them like little blood-filled grapes! All bones were shattered, internal organs flattened, lives stolen by the hand.
Meanwhile, at the mansion Petra and Ocelott are still watching 'Gone With the Wither' and wondering how Olivia ended up at the mansion if she was with Magnus sine the beginning of the story. Plotholes are a common disease.
"So... you have a command-block in your head?" Petra asks Ocelott before she realizes that Ocelott is dressed like a police-officer. "Uh, why're you dressed like that?"
"We're surviving the crime-scene!" Ocelott sings at the top of her lungs before a giant tank smashes into the house, crushing her and Petra.
Everyone is dead. But a twinkle, a sparkle, a flicka de wrist, and everyone is back to life!
... then Notch spills Java on his keyboard, Minecraft crashes and everyone dies again.
Bye, everyone!
Okay, maybe not 'bye everyone' forever, because now it's time for the glorious Round 2 that I've been talking about! So let's-a go! (eats a mushroom, grows ten sizes and leaves the building)