Okay! Sorry, but things are getting really busy, so I haven't updated this one in a short while, but nevertheless, here you are!
The Ender Pickaxe and DK write that 24, 5 and 21 are trapped on an island and listening to the main theme of Pacific Rim for no random reason. Something possesses 24, and a possessed 24 attacks the other two, but 15 appears and stops the possession. Turns out 2 was the culprit and 2 is tickled as a punishment. Sorry if it's long.
Anyways, this isn't long at all! In fact, I'll convert it now.
Crisper: But that's my job!
Me: So get back on it, then!
Crisper: Oh! Okay! (converts it)
Itscartooncookie, Lukas and Jessica are trapped on an island and listening to the main theme of Pacific Rim for no random reason. Something possesses Itscartooncookie, and he attacks the other two, but Benedict appears and stops the possession. Turns out Calvin was the culprit and he is tickled as a punishment.
Me:... well then. Hit it, Crisper. (grabs a bucket of popcorn)
Crisper: (hits it)
Itscartooncookie falls backwards into the white sand, making a sand-angel while Jessica and Lukas search for materials to build a shelter. They are trapped on an island somewhere in the middle of nowhere, which I know is cliche so just shut up and keep reading. Anywho, Itscartooncookie continues to act like a kid before Jessica and Lukas decide to join in on the fun. After a few sand-angels are made, they sit down to a jukebox.
"What should we listen to?" Lukas asks happily.
"Hmmm..." Jessica taps her chin in thought before Itscartooncookie raises his hand, hopping around like a three-year-old chimpanzee.
"I know! I know! I know!" He shouts happily.
"Okay, what shuold we listen to, then?" Lukas repeats, he and Jessica soon after awaiting his answer.
"We can listen to the theme song of Pacific Rim!" He chides, his eyes going full kawaii.
"... why?" Jessica and Lukas confusedly ask in unison. Itscartooncookie's joyous face shifts into one of confusion.
"Umm... I don't know...?"
"... let's do it!" Lukas shouts before putting the CD into the jukebox. The music burst through the speakers, the passionate song rattling through the trees as it did. Jessica and Lukas were too deep in the song's mood to notice Itscartooncookie beginning to twitch. After the song was over, Itscartooncookie is eating a piece of seaweed between two slightly wet sand-patties. In other words, he is eating a sandwich. Get it? Sand-wich?... oh forget it.
"Uh, why're you eating that?" Lukas asks, pointing a finger at the strange food. Itscartooncookie looks up at the two, a crazed look on his face that intimidates Jessica to the point of laughter...?
"STOP LAUGHING AT ME!" Itscartooncookie yells, his voice ten octaves deeper than it's supposed to be. Jessica immediately shuts up, only for Lukas to snicker loudly. "THAT'S IT!" He screams before tackling Lukas to the floor. Lukas screams as he topples backwards, Itscartooncookie's hands grasping his shoulders. "NOW YOU'LL PAY!" Itscartooncookie screams before pulling Lukas's hair.
"Ow! Why're you doing this to me?!" He shouts shockedly, only for Itscartooncookie to ignore him. Jessica tries to sneak behind the lunatic to hit him in the head with a stone, but Itscartooncookie hears her and rolls out of the way, putting Lukas in the line of fire! Lucky for him, since these fanfictions are family-friendly, the stone turns into a cute little puppy that flies away to Sky City with Isa.
Little did they know that this was a smart puppy, and when it made it all the way to Sky City, it went straight to Benedict and yipped and yapped about all the horrible news. Benedict, taking after the gracious and determined Isa (who is a total bad-girl when it comes to swordplay, if I may add), returns to the world below with the puppy.
Benedict sees Itscartooncookie chasing after Jessica while Lukas lays on the ground trying to register what happened to the rock he was about to get smashed with.
'This will not do!' The she-chicken thinks to herself before flying over to Itscartooncookie and pecking him in the face. Itscartooncookie, enfuriated by the lame attack, is about to turn on Benedict and rip her to shreds.
"Act your age!" Benedict tells Itscartooncookie who is in turn so shocked to see a talking chicken that he instantly snaps out of his crazy-spell.
Right before Jessica hits him in the face with a really heavy rock.
"OW! What was that for?!" Itscartooncookie shouts, rubbing his swelling nose. Jessica, who still believes that Itscartooncookie is still going beserk, starts pelting him with random snowballs. As Itscartooncookie cries out in agony, Lukas stands up and grabs Benedict, turning her over so that her butt is facing Itscartooncookie's way. Mustering all his strength, he squeezes Benedict with such force that she spews eggs all over Itscartooncookie!
What a mess!
Before anything else can happen, a curtain rolls back, revealing Calvin sitting in a control center, turning numerous knobs. He looks up, seeing that he is being watched, and flinches.
Then Ocelott randomly falls from the sky and starts singing a song about her undying affection for Phone Guy. The song then makes Itscartooncookie realize something horrible.
"CALVIN'S THE ONE WHO TRIED POSSESSING ME!" He shouts into the sky.
"Whoa, whoa! Hold on! You got that from 'I'm so glad you have a human-head and not a giant, red phone for a head'?!" Lukas asks amazedly.
"Uh... yeah...? Oh, and I also realized that I think I'm stuck in a love-triangle."
"What was that?" Ocelott asks mid-song.
"Ah! Nothing, Ocelott!" Itscartooncookie stammers, blushing a bit. Ocelott gives him a stare before going back to singing more of the tuneless lyrics. How oblivious.
"Well, since Calvin tried to control you to make you do his bidding," Jessica, who is now wearing a police-uniform, begins, bobbing back and forth, "Looks like he's gotta go to the slammer."
"No! Not the slammer! They slam things!" Calvin yells, horrified of the slammy things that slammers slam at the slammer.
Slam. A cow.
"All these slam-rhymes makes me wanna sing! A wham! Bam! Thank you, jam! Who's gonna love it? You're familiy, ma'am!" Lukas suddenly sings, complete with choreography!
"Uh... thanks...?" Jessica asks confusedly. Lukas, blushing, rushes up to Itscartooncookie and gives him a nervous bear-hug. Ocelott jumps into the space ship and flies away in the blink of an eye. Jessica walks over to Calvin, cuffing his left arm.
"No! Not the slammer!"
Slam.
"Can't I have another form of punishment? Like, uh, pubescant service!"
"What?!" Jessica stops walking, staring at him profoundedly.
"Public! I mean to say 'public'!" Calvin corrects himself instantly.
"Yeahhh... ah, no. Sorry, but it's the slammer!"
"Please! Anything else! Anything!" He begs, falling to his knees.
"Well, we could tickle you with this feather." She holds up the feather for all to see. Calvin bows his head in submission. "Very well." She starts tickling him. He screams in pleasured agony, wondering what the mystery of the tickle is. No one knows. After a few minutes, he passes out. "My work here is done." Jessica says before a taxi-cab drives out of the ocean. She gets in, and the driver who just so happens to be Axel him-freakin'-self drives away.
"Wait! What about us?!" Itscartooncookie asks me, the narrator. Well, Itscartooncookie, you can hide from the harsh outside enviroment by burrowing into Calvin's body. Kind of like rat-torture. Have you heard of it?
"What's rat-torture? How do they torture the poor rats?" Lukas asks curiously. Um, the rats aren't exactly the ones getting tortured. I'd show you, but it's kind of illegal in 50 chunks, so... "Oh, okay... how do we hide in Calvin?" Oh, you, uh... Crisper, stop recording, please.
Crisper: Okay! (cuts tape)
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PS: About the OcelottXPhone Guy, yes, I do like Phone Guy. Is the affection undying? Probably not, but I have shipped myself with him. And while there exists versions of him with a giant red telephone head, I'd much rather ship myself with the fully human version of himself. Just sayin. Also, I very much like the idea of Phone Guy v. Itscartooncookie going at Ocelott. Love triangle for the win!