Pippi Doesn't Sell Her House
Village: Marketplace
It was a fine day in the marketplace, until a certain car came into town.
In it, there were two people, in the driver's seat was a businessman dressed in a fine gray suit with a matching gray fedora and polished black shoes, next to the driver's seat, was his assistant, a woman dressed in a magenta business suit.
"Marvelous. Just marvelous." the businessman said. "This looks just like a country village."
"It is a country village, sir." his assistant said.
"No, no. You misunderstand, Robin." the businessman said. "I was simply admiring the classic village appearance."
As the businessman continued to drive, near the woods, he saw a sign that said, "To Villa Villekulla."
"To Villa Villekulla. Let's check it out, it must be for sale." the businessman said and drove in the direction of the sign.
Village: Villa Villekulla
The businessman and Robin arrive at Villa Villekulla, where they see that it's an old house.
"Excellent, we're here, I want this house." the businessman said.
"You want an old house?" Robin asked.
"Hardly. It's the land I want. I'll tear that place down and build a new one." the businessman said.
The businessman entered the gate and saw Pippi on the doorsteps.
"Ugh, a child." the businessman said as he approached Pippi.
"Greetings, child. I am Miso Gynist. I am a businessman." the businessman introduced himself.
""Well, my name is Pippi Longstocking." Pippi introduced herself.
"Your name is hardly my concern." Gynist said. "Tell me, is this miserable old shack really Villa Villekulla?"
"Well, it's not the library, nor is it the police station. So it must be Villa Villekulla." Pippi replied.
"What? Never mind. Tell me, where can I find the owner?" Gynist asked.
"Well, I'm afraid she's technically not in home right now. But you'll know when she is." Pippi said.
"She? Excellent. Women never understand business, so there's hope of getting this place cheap." Gynist said, revealing his misogynistic nature. "Come Robin, let's take a look inside."
Gynist and Robin went inside Villa Villekulla to take a look.
"Are you sure we can just barge in here?" Robin asked.
The two walked into the kitchen, when Gynist opened the cupboards, the doors fell apart.
"What a wreck, it's clear that even a woman with little to no common sense would rather sell this place." Gynist said, as the board beneath his foot gave away, trapping his leg in the floor.
After he managed to yank himself free, Gynist turned to see Pippi behind him.
"Hello, are you enjoying your visit?" Pippi asked.
"Never mind. When will the owner be back?" Gynist asked.
"That depends." Pippi replied. "First the owner has to leave first, and then she'll come back some time later."
"Stop confusing me. Never mind, why am I wasting my time with a child?" Gynist asked. "I'm leaving!"
"I hope you had fun!" Pippi said.
"Well I did, I'm not sure about Mr. Gynist." Robin said.
"COME ON!" Gynist said from outside.
"I'm coming, sir!" Robin said and she joined Gynist outside.
"One thing's for sure, when I buy this property, there will be no children allowed! Especially her!" Gynist said as he and Robin got in his car and drove off.
As they left, it is seen that Tommy and Annika heard the conversation.
"That man wants to buy Villa Villekulla? That's horrible!" Annika said.
"Yeah right." Tommy said. "Pippi wouldn't sell her house." Tommy said.
The siblings went to discuss this with Pippi.
"I'm glad you told me this, but don't worry, I won't sell Villa Villekulla." Pippi said. "After all, how would my father find me when he comes back for a visit?"
"See, I told you." Tommy said.
"Oh and by the way, how would you like to follow me to a picnic?" Pippi asked, making Tommy and Annika excited.
"Excellent, I already have everything packed and ready to go, come on." Pippi said.
The kids and Mr. Nilsson got on Buster and rode off.
Village: Village Square
In the village square, Gynist is driving around, when he notices Pippi and her friends on Buster, and decided to eavesdrop.
"So where are we going, Pippi?" Annika asked.
"To the meadows, it's just right for a picnic." Pippi said, and Gynist heard everything they said.
"Excellent, she's gone. Now we can go back and wait for the owner to show up." Gynist said, and he drove the car back to Villa Villekulla.
Village: Villa Villekulla
Gynist arrived at Villa Villekulla and walked in.
"Sir, are you sure we can just barge in?" Robin asked.
"Relax, it'll be mine soon enough." Gynist said. "In the meantime, I'm gonna plan for what I'm gonna do with this property. And you, make tea for your boss."
"But where are the tea sets?" Robin asked.
"Look for them." Gynist callously said. "Common sense, woman. Common sense."
That last misogynistic comment left Robin with an annoyed frown.
Village: Meadows
Meanwhile, at the meadows, Pippi and her friends had finished their picnic.
"Boy that was a fine picnic, but we have to head back now." Pippi said. "I wonder if those people came back to stay longer."
The kids and Mr. Nilsson got on Buster and rode back to Villa Villekulla.
Village: Villa Villekulla
Meanwhile, back in Villa Villekulla, Gynist is looking at a top-view map of Villa Villekulla and the surrounding property.
"Ah yes, in addition to tearing down this old shack, I think I'll cut down a few trees." Gynist said.
And then, Robin brought the tea, Gynist took one sip of it and spit it out because it's too hot.
"Ah bunned mah tung! (I burned my tongue!)" Gynist shouted in pain.
"Careful, it's hot!" Robin said.
"Hot tea? Can't you women do anything right?!" Gynist asked. "I wanted iced tea, not hot tea!"
"But you should have told me, sir!" Robin said, and then it's revealed that the kids returned, and they saw Gynist's misfortune through the window and laughed.
"Laugh at me? I'll show them!" Gynist marched out to where the kids were.
Gynist grabbed Annika, and laughed as he got ready to spank her.
But before Gynist could lay one hand on Annika, Pippi lifted him into the air, and held him up.
"Aaahh! Put me down!" Gynist demanded.
Pippi complied and removed her hand from underneath Gynist, causing him to fall on the ground, he took one look at Pippi and ran off screaming.
Gynist got into his car and attempted to drive off, but he saw Buster looking at him and instead made a run for it.
"Oh dear, he left his car behind." Pippi said. "We better return it to him, he might get lost."
"I'll drive it." Robin said, and the kids and Robin got in the car and drove after Gynist.
Meanwhile, Gynist has run a considerable distance, when he stops.
Village: Woods
"Whew, finally. I'm safe from that…" Gynist said, but realizes that Pippi is riding towards him in the car.
Gynist continues running, but fails to pay attention to where he's going as he bumps into a crowd consisting of many women from the village, and Kling and Klang.
In the meantime, Robin and the kids have caught up to him.
Gynist look up to see the police, the kids, and Robin looking at him.
"I demand you arrest her!" Gynist said as he turned towards Kling and Klang. "She tried to kill me!"
"She did not." Robin interjected. "All Pippi did was lift you over her head."
"Humph. Talking back to a man, the one that's your boss?" Gynist said. "Don't listen to her. Women never understand business."
"Oh, women never understand business, do they?" a woman from the crowd asked.
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I only hire the finest men for my business, I only hired a woman to boss her around." Gynist replied, not realizing who he's talking to.
"Well, it seems you have absolutely no respect for us women." another woman said, and Gynist realized who he just said all that to and nervously smiled.
"Kling, I think we know who we really should be arresting." Klang said, and the policemen took Gynist away.
"I want my lawyer!" Gynist demanded.
"Oh, shut up." Kling said.
Village: Villa Villekulla
Later at Villa Villekulla in the evening, Robin came by in the car.
"Oh hello. I see you're not with the man." Pippi said. "I guess he's still missing his car."
"No, this is actually my car." Robin said. "But he wouldn't let me drive because he said I would crash it."
"So what did happen to the man?" Annika asked.
"Well, all the women didn't like his sexist attitude, so he was forced to go to a reform school until he learns to appreciate women." Robin replied.
"That serves him right." Tommy said, and everyone laughed.
Robin said goodbye to the kids and drove off into the distance.
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A/N: Miso Gynist's name is literally the word, "misogynist" split in two, which perfectly describes Miso Gynist's sexist attitude.