Alrighty! We're finally back for some more of the Random Roulette! Kudos to everyone for 36 reviews, 3,330 hits, 5 follows and 4 favs! (confettie explodes in my face) Ow! Dial it down, Crisper!
Crisper: Sorry! (turns a knob)
Alright. PikaLoverNYA writes that 2, 22 and 13 are arguing about which console is the best: PS4, Xbox One or Wii U until they began to rumble with 25 and 8 are hosting the fight
Crisper: (converts it)
And now we have...
Itscartooncookie, Benedict and Petra are arguing about which console is the best: PS4, Xbox One or Wii U until they began to rumble with LonelyWhistler and Jesse are hosting the fight
Sorry it took me so long to get around to it, but here it is! Hit it, Crisper!
Crisper: (hits it)
It is a normal night in Minecraft. Everyone is sitting at the couch and watching 'Gone with the Wither 2' (in which there is a love quandrangle between Lukas, Aiden, Gill and Jesse for some reason). After the credits roll, everyone (save Ocelott and Petra) is crying.
"That was... beautiful!" Ellegaard weeps before burying her face in what she wishes is Magnus's chest, but is actually Darwin's. Darwin sobs loudly before Nohr pulls him into a hug. After a few seconds, an advertisement for the Wii U comes on, to which Itscartooncookie reacts by... well...
"Ha! Wii U sucks! I hate that console like I hate my granny's cookin'!"
"But you love your granny's cookin'!" Ocelott protests before melting into a bowl of campy snuggles!
"Well, er, yeah, but... the bottom line is that the Wii U isn't as good as Xbox One! Those futuristic graphics make me want to kill Lonely!" Itscartooncookie shouts, causing Lonely to flinch a bit. "Hypothetically speaking." He adds, soothing the young man a bit.
"Seriously?! Wii U makes memories, you know!" Benedict shouts, much to everyone's shock. "Isa and I would play so much together before the incident!" She glares at the three Blaze Rods who stare back stunnedly. "All night long playing Nintendo La-"
"Ssshhh! Guys, I don't think we should be mentioning other brands in a Telltale-Mojang fic. It's just... wrong." Jesse shudders a bit. Jessica places a warm blanket over him.
"Yeah, Jesse's right. We should all just-"
"Oh, heck no! PS4 is the best, and ALL of you are going to DIE!" Petra screams, whipping out a gun and aiming right at Jesse's head. Suddenly a police walks onto the scene before snatching the gun from Petra.
"Uh-uh-uh!" He wags his finger in her face. "Safety first!" He hands her a pair of boxing-gloves and puts a helmet onto her head. Then he breaks the gun with his knee. "There's no need for violence! Let's end police-brutality, together!"
"HECK YES!" Everyon shouts as the officer bids his goodbye and leaves. Petra gets into a fighting stance before Itscartooncookie steals Gabriel's helmet. Benedict grabs Isa's sword and is about to kill everyone until the officer walks back inside.
"Safety first!" Using the magical powers of the policeman-nod, everyone is telelported to a fighting arena with Jesse and LonelyWhistler in the booth! A bell rings twice before Jesse starts yelling through a microphone as fans scream and cheer.
"Weeeeeelcome to the Gaaaame Boooooowwwl!" He shouts. Darwin looks on proudly and salutes.
"That's my boy!" He tells Nohr who sends him a disgusted look.
"You have a child you didn't tell me about?!" She snaps, breaking out of his arms. Darwin is too shocked to say anything else, but she takes it as guilt and completely breaks down because of it. "First it was Magnus, and now it's you too?! That's it!" She stomps out of the room with Petra, Olivia, Isa, Ellegaard, Maya, Mabel and Ocelott rushing behind.
"Hang on, girlfriend!" They call. Magnus sends Darwin a look and shrugs.
"She'll come around, eventually... in three years... so, who's the mom?"
"Jesse is NOT my son!" Darwin shouts. Suddenly Soren walks in, wearing a pair of glasses. He dramatically pulls them off.
"This changes everything!"
Back at the center of the Death Bowl, Petra, Itscartooncookie and Benedict are getting ready to rumble!
"And today we have Petra, Benedict and Itscartooncookie! I hope they have insurance because it looks like Petra's about to kill everyone, including me for... uh..." Jesse notices Petra glaring at him and quickly switches subjects. Petra grabs Itscartooncookie by the neck and swings him into a nearby trashcan. Magnus rushes to the trashcan and starts counting over him.
"One! Two! Three! Four-"
"And it looks like Itscartooncookie is out... unless he can get back to the ring in five seconds." Jesse says.
"Perhaps I can help!" Ocelott says, rushing up to him and grabbing him by the leg before using the /tp command with her Command Block! Bang! He's back in!
"What on earth?! Oh, you're SOOO no invited to Girls' Night, Ocelott!" Petra growls at the annoying cat-girl.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Ocelott randomly decides to do the splits before puffing out of the ring in a rainfall of candy mountainous!
Boom!
Benedict hops on Itscartooncookie.
"CLUKUKUUUK!" She violently pecks Itscartoncookie's eyes out!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I CAN'T SEE!" Itscartooncookie wails before he falls out of the ring and into a box of candy. He cries, stuffing his face with the sweet goodness to wipe away the pain in his eyes. Petra cheers.
"Wahoo! Girl-Power FTW!" She shouts, holding up her hand for Benedict to hi-five. Benedict sends Petra a sinister look before pecking out her hand.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Petra screams before whipping out an axe. "Get ready to go to KFC!" She shouts before her deadly blows were cut off by Isa's heckin' yea awesome counter-attacks! Woo!
"No one EVER says KFC to MY BENEDICT!" She shouts before starting to fight the living sunspots out of Petra. The two girls clashes for a while before Isa knocks Petra over.
"PETRA! NOOO!" Jesse shouts before jumping out of the announcement booth and into the ring. He stands in front of Petra, guarding her.
"If you want to hurt Petra, you have to get through me." He growls at Isa who reacts with a bark. Jesse is a bit stunned by this, but we readers were not!
Our OTP is real! Jesse is protecting Petra! Protect it! It is so surreal. It is so beautiful! It is so...
Gory, because Jesse is cut into a million bugillion slices of human flesh before anyone can wink!
"JESSE! NUUUUUUUUUUU!" Petra screams before grabbing Isa by the hair and punching her in the face. Petra throws Isa out of the ring before running at Benedict and eating the chicken whole!
"Petra wins!" LonelyWhistler shouts from the booth before the entire building comes crashing down! Everyone is killed!
Except for...
POV Switch
Nohr watches the building collapse from afar, smiling to herself at the tragedy she had just created.
"If I can't have you, no one can." She speaks silently, sensing Darwin's ghost floating behind her. Oh, the shock on her face when she turns around to see Darwin in the flesh. "D-Darwin?! You're supposed to be in there! Everyone's dead for no reason now!"
"It's alright, Nohr! They'll all respawn... and Jesse's not my son."
"... oh..."
POV Switch
Aiden respawns on his bed, flinching a bit when he does. Wasn't he just dead? He glances around the room before someone falls on top of him.
"Blaze Rods!" Gill shouts before noticing that he was on top of Aiden. "Oh, hey, Aiden! What's up?" He asks, ignoring Aiden's pitiful writhing.
"Nothing." Aiden chokes. "I like to breathe." He adds after a few seconds.
"Me too!" Gill shouts before Maya lands on top of Gill, which might sound gross.
"AAAAACK!" Aiden choked before Lukas appears on top of Maya, which I know sounds equally as gross as the first one, but just wait a few seconds!
"Hey! I landed on top of everyone!" Lukas says cheerfully before hearing Aiden's sounds of struggle. "What's that sound?"
"Aiden, I think." Gill replies. "Hey, isn't it weird how you're the only one not getting squashed?" He asks. Lukas muses on this a few seconds before his face goes pale.
"No... nonoonononono!" Before he can get off, Axel respawned, landing on top of Aiden. "Why, Axel? Whyy?" Lukas groans before Aiden respawns on top of Axel.
"This... is awkward." He says aloud.
"You think?!" Maya shouts before Axel has a horrible realization.
"Guys... my dad was at the arena when everyone died."
"Wait, does that mean that-" Before Aiden can finish, a really, really, really, really big guy just lands on top of ALL of them! Everyone dies! Dies, I say! DIIIIIEZ!
Author's Note:
Well, there you have it! TRR is officially back into action! Wahoo! Once again, PikaLoverNYA, sorry for not getting around to it in so long. Well, see you in the next conversion!