Author's Note:
Today, I'm going to try something different. A mashup! I'm going to take two people's suggestions and mash them into one! Things might get a bit changed up, but if a lot of people like the idea of a mashup, I'll do them a few times per batch of suggs! (yeah, I call suggestions suggs for short. deal with it)
First, TheEnderPickaxe writes: 20, 15 and 14 are eating Subway when 9 hits them with a breadstick. They chase 9 across half of the earth until they realise that they broke a record. Not for running, of course, but for hardest hit ever with a breadstick!
Next, whsss-fedex writes: 9, 10, and 21 are sitting at the edge of a cliff eating pie when suddenly, 23 falls from the sky wearing a dress and a bow tie. 23 then pushes everyone off the cliff while Nyan Cat plays in the background.
Mashed up and converted (courtesy of Crisper), we get this crazy predicament!
Ellegaard, Nohr, Olivia, Lukas and Magnus are sitting at the edge of a cliff eating Subway when suddenly Soren falls from the sky wearing a dress and a bow tie. Soren then pushes everyone off the cliff while Nyan Cat plays in the background. Ellegaard gets mad and hits Soren with a breadstick. Everyone gangs up on Ellegaard and chases her halfway across the earth until they realize that they broke a record. Not for running, of course, but for hardest his ever with a breadstick!
Hit it, Crisper! Hit it with this! (hands him a breadstick)
Crisper: (hits it with a breadstick)
It was a beautiful evening in the city of Redstonia. Ellegaard invites Magnus over for a romantic dinner of Subway's, because what's more romantic than five-dollar pickles, mashed between some fancy bread? Maggiano's is a good guess...
Of course, Magnus decides to bring his ex along, much to Ellegaard's disappointment (furious rage). So Ellegaard decides to call Olivia to help ease the pain. Olivia decides to bring Lukas along, much to Axel's jealousy, but who cares, right? This is crackfic! It's SUPPOSED to be awesome!
"This is some really good food." Nohr notes as she eats her sandwich. That is literally the only words spoken at the "romantic dinner", because with awkward silence THIS thick, no one's sayin' a word! At this point, Magnus was beginning to think that bringing his ex-girlfriend to a dinner arranged by his current-girlfriend wasn't the best idea.
"Uh, Olivia, is there something you wanna say?" Magnus asked, hoping to end the awkward silence. Olivia nodded, dramatically clearing her throat.
"You, my friend, are an idiot." She speaks quaintly before sitting back down. Magnus glares at her before Lukas remembers something important!
"Guys!" He shouts, grasping his throat.
"Lemme guess, food-allergy?" Ellegaard asks. Lukas shakes his head.
"Worse than that! Tension allergies!" He then projectile-pukes all over Magnus. "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!" This continues for about ten seconds before Lukas regains his composure.
"I think you're going to die for that." Magnus declares. Lukas blinks, starting to feel nervous... then-
"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!" Magnus is soaked. Lukas glares at Magnus. "You brought that on yourself." He states angrily before loud screaming is heard. Ellegaard sends Magnus a shocked look.
"Wow! You're so angry we can even hear you screaming from the inside!" She exclaims.
"That's not me." Magnus says before Soren falls from the sky, wearing a red dress and a black bow-tie. Everyone is too shocked to do or say anything as Soren slowly stands to his feet. "Uh, Soren? I always thought you were on the weird, dorky side but... this is a bit too much."
"It's not my fault! I put my clothes into the washing-machine and they came out like this!" He shouts before Isa rushes up to them in some of Soren's clothes.
"My clothes! Someone pranked our washing machines! Again!" Isa complains, tearing herself to pieces. Soren's face turns twelve-thousand different shades of red before he finally screams! Nyan Cat starts playing loudly in the background and a DJ-version of Ocelott appears behind a turn-table.
Soren launches himself at Magnus, grabbing the griefer by the underarms and carrying him to the edge of the cliff. Magnus laughs, as Soren is grabbing Magnus at his strongest tickle-points. All of that amusement fades when Soren sends Magnus over the edge.
The girls and Lukas scream and try to get away as the music gets louder. Soren lunges for Lukas, grabbing the blonde by the ankles and swinging him around before letting go! Lukas goes straight over, followed closely by Olivia who is catapulted by the insane Soren! But who could blame the poor guy, what with 4,500 washing-machine pranks under his belt? Nohr shrieks when Soren picks her up bridal-style and carries her to a random altar by the cliffside. Jesse is the priest.
"You may kick the bride!" He says happily before Soren throws her up in the air and kicks her over. Last on the hit-list is Ellegaard! Soren turns into a rabbid-ocelot and lunges at Ellegaard, snapping at her heels before morphing into a giant griffin! He screams and throws her over the edge.
Ellegaard screams all the way down before getting dumped in a pile of poo (pun intended!). Ellegaard tries to sit up but her hands keep sinking through the smelly mounds.
"Oh, crap! Pun NOT intended!" Lukas moans before Axel randomly lands on top of him. After a few seconds, Axel rolls of off Lukas who is a foot deep in the manure! He rolls over to see Telltale's MC:SM game-developers laughing their heads off at their classic running-gag! Lukas groans before hiding his muddy-but-sadly-not-muddy face in shame. The head-writer looks at Lukas with empathy before telling the others to stop laughing.
"Guys, we probably shouldn't have made that "Axel falling on Lukas" joke." He says.
"Well, why?" The assistant director asks. The head-writer gets an evil grin.
"Because now Lukas is down in the dumps! Literally!" Everyone screams and explodes in bloody fireworks! Heck, yea! Lukas is too stunned to do anything else.
Ellegaard, on the other hands, has more... sinister plans.
POV Switch
Soren is walking home, smiling eagerly to himself. A few people give him looks for his weird choice of clothing, but who cares?! His washing-machine prank-days are over, and this is the last night of public ridicule! He actually thinks that he's going to miss his prank'd-days before he hears Ellegaard screaming. He turns around to see her rushing up at him with a breadstick, fresh out of the oven! Then-
SMWACKQUE!
All pauses. Randomly, everyone appears at the scene of the accident.
"Uh... why'd you hit me?" Soren asks before Magnus, Gabriel and Ivor stand behind Soren defensively.
"Uh, w-well I-"
"Geez, Ellegaard. I never liked you anyways, but this is low!" Magnus shouts before Jesse and his gang stand behind Soren as well, wearing defensive scowls and glaring at Ellegaard who was beginning to feel scared. Even the Blaze Rods join in! Even Ocelott's groupies join in! Even a duplicate of Ellegaard joins in! That's how horrible this is for true Ellie.
Ellegaard screams, drops the breadstick and takes off running with literally the whole world behind her, screaming insults and threats! Making the bets. Everyone chasing her, breaking a sweat. Stinky and wet. The heck.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Ellegaard screams, running across the water with the whole world at her heels. Everyone starts following her every and exact move, duplicating her with the ultimate flair! Ellegaard does the splits. Everyone does the splits. Ellegaard pulls a straw through her nasal canal and out of her mouth. The world does the same.
Before Ellegaard begins to wonder if they'd kiss her if she kissed herself, she runs into a cliff.
"End of the line, Ellegaard!" Aiden shouts from the crowd.
"Yeah, Ellegaard! End of the line!" Gill repeats, causing Aiden to elbow him in the ribs.
"I told you to shut up."
"Sorry." They corner Ellegaard before Ocelott has another one of her random epiphanies.
"Everyone! Guess what?!"
"What, Ocelott? And make it snappy, we don't have all day." Jesse reminds them. Ocelott randomly decides that the best thing for herself at that moment is to eat her own hands and be done with everything, so she instead takes off her shoes and throws them at Lukas who responds with amused laughter. Then Olivia screams.
"What's wrong, Olivia?" Petra asks, pulling out her sword and lunging for Milo because, well, she feels like it.
"We broke a record!" She shouts before a bottle of glue walks beside her.
"Broke something? I can fix it!" It shouts before slathering superglue all over Jessica and Lukas's hands. Then Weirdo-Cupidon floats down from above and puts Jessica's and Lukas's hands together, sealing them tightly.
"Bam, Jesskas. The world's saved!" She shouts before disappearing.
"YAY! JESSKAS FTW!" Everyone except for Ivor yells. After a few seconds, Jessica tries to pull away.
"WH-WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!" Gill screams.
"I'm trying to get my hand loose, my face is itching." Jessica replies.
"Yeah, besides that I'm allergic to superglue." Lukas says, feeling a tingling sensation in his swelling hand.
"Oh... uh, before things get too bad, Olivia, what'd we break exactly?" He asks. Olivia suddenly puts on a red shirt, blue overalls and a red hat with the letter 'O' written on it.
"New Record!" She shouts in an Italian accent.
"A new record for running the fastest and the farthest?!" Isa asks. Benedict clucks as well. Olivia shakes her head.
"Nope!" She pulls out a plaque from behind her back and hands it to Ellegaard. "I present this award to Ellegaard of Redstonia for hardest hit ever with a Subway Breadstick! Congratulations!" She hands Ellegaard the plaque.
"Wait a second... how do we know that this was the hardest hit ever?" Ellegaard asks.
"Well, that's what Soren's surgeon meant when he yelled a bunch of expletives right after we showed him the grisly damage that loaf of wheat did to Soren's now mutilated face. I remember it like it was yesterday." Olivia sighs before falling backwards with nostalgic appreciation.
Author's Note:
Well, that's it for now! I hope you've been enjoying your weekend and summer vacation! See you in the next conversion! Close it, Crisper!
Crisper: (closes it)