Alrighty! Back for more, eh? Well, Writingforevs87 (formerly known as Minecraftasllygirl) writes 6 and 16 play true or dare, and then say some not-so-nice things about 9 and his/hers secret affair with 14, then 9 comes along and kidnaps them and takes them to the ice cream factory to make him/her ice cream. 2 comes to rescue 6 and 16. 9 then dies from eating too much ice cream.

With a bit of filtering and a conversion we get... we get... Crisper, would you convert it already?!

Crisper: Why didn't you just say so? (converts it)

Me: Because I thought you'd know how this rolls by now. Ugh. Anyways, we get

Gill and Ocelott play true or dare, and then say some not-so-nice things about Ellegaard and his/hers secret affair with Lukas, then Ellegaard comes along and kidnaps them and takes them to the ice cream factory to make him/her ice cream. Itscartooncookie comes to rescue Gill and Ocelott. Ellegaard then dies from eating too much ice cream.

Hit it, Crisper!

Crisper: (hits it)

It is a calm night at the Blaze Rod's house (which is actually Lukas's house). Gill has previously invited Ocelott over for a game of Truth or Dare, Ocelott's favorite game! Of course, Ocelott accepts, because Gillott, right? Am I right?! *explodes*

Anyways, things are getting pretty crazy because Ocelott had stayed up WAAAY past her bedtime!

"Hey, Gill! You wanna hear the name of a ship that's burning through the Internet?" She asks amazingly. Gill's eyes widen.

"Gillott, right?" He asks. Ocelott stares at him for a few second, her smile lessening the slightest bit. Of course, Gill doesn't know this and slowly leans in for a kiss.

"Nu-uh! Gillot isn't real unless the public and I say so!" She pushes his head away. "Anyways, the ship I was talking about is Ellukas!" Ocelott whispers, causing Gill to gasp in shock.

"No way!"

"Oh yeah! Look at what I found!" Ocelott says before pulling out a shopping list that's clearly written in Petra's handwriting.

"Concrete evidence!" Gill says dramatically, taking the list from Ocelott. "Clearly, this is an encrypted love-letter, written in Petra's hand to avoid drawing too much attention to the real writer: Lukas."

"Whole snap~!" Ocelott shouts, snapping her fingers dramatically as Aiden walks into the room.

"Uh, what's she doing here?" He asks before walking to the fridge for a Coke which would disintegrate his internals like rust on a car.

"Yeah, I invited her here, because Gillott." He replies annoyedly.

"Whatever... hey, what's that paper say?" Gill chuckles, rubbing his hands together.

"It's an encrypted love letter from Lukas to Ellegaard!"

"The heck! Gimme that!" Aiden snatches the paper from Ocelott and reads it over, smiling. "Think of all the gossip, guys! The gossip!" He reads for a few more seconds before his face falls. Literally. "Guys, this is a shopping-list written from Petra to herself." He throws the paper at them and storms off, only to return a few minutes later to pick up his face.

"Wow... I didn't know that he was into gossip..." Gill says before Lukas walks into the room. Ocelott screams, ripping out her hair and instantly growing it back.

"The heck are YOU doing here, Lukas?!" She screams, hiding in a cherry pop-tart.

"This is my house... I live here?" Lukas replies, wondering where Ocelott is hiding. She's in the pop-tart, everyone. The pop-tart. So when President Barack Obama asks you where he is, I want you to tell him 'You, sir, are at my front porch. But Ocelott is in a pop-tart, btw, Mr. President Sir. My man PBO!'.

"So, Lukas... how's your Redstone?" Gill asks.

"... what?"

"Just a question. How's your Redstone, on a scale of one to ten?"

"Uh... one...?"

"Interesting... I thought your girlfriend'd teach you something by now." Gill replies before Ocelott jumps out of the fridge singing 'Who Let the Dogs Out', but replacing 'dogs' with 'cats'.

"Girlfriend?! What're you talking about? I don't have a girlfriend!" At this point, Jessica's head shoots up from a couch.

"WAAAAAH! HE DOESN'T LUV ME!" She shouts before running away. All of the other girls follow her. Lukas slowly realizes what he's done, shock befalling him. Literally. A giant tazer falls on him and tazes him. He is really stunned afterwords. Pun intended.

"Oh dear..." Gill says before Ocelott climbs out of her pop-tart. Lukas fixes his hair and things and gets back to the first problem.

"I mean I don't have a girlfriend besides Jessica. She's the only one."

"Au contrar, mon frere!" Gill says.

"Yeah, mon frere!" Ocelott adds.

"Wow, that was amazing. I don't see why Aiden gets so mad everytime I repeat what he says."

"Yeah, what a weirdo." Ocelott says before jumping inside the carpet.

"Lukas and Ellegaard, sitting in a tree! M-A-K-I-N-G C-O-N-T-R-A-P-T-I-O-N-S!" Gill shouts as if that's the most convenient insult out there. It isn't.

"What?" Lukas asks, having lost any clue on what Gill was spelling. Gill shrugs.

"Whatever, Lukas. I know you don't like Ellegaard. It was just a prank all along, huh?" Gill asks. Lukas nods before Ocelott sits up from inside the carpet.

"Aww man! I wanted to be the Gossip Cop of the 1930s! Crap!" Ocelott snaps her fingers to make a point.

"Well, now that you all know that Ellukas is fake, why don't you two go out the backdoor and not come home until later on tomorrow?" Lukas asks, suddenly taking interest in the clock and the front door. Gill's eyes widen.

"Because... because Gillott, right?!" Gill shouts with anticipation.

"Yeah! Sure, whatever you say! Gillot, right?" Lukas asks quickly. Gill hollers with happiness before grabbing Ocelott.

"You hear that, Kitty? Gillot's real now!"

"Wut?" Ocelott asks, clearly not interested in Gill or romance at all.

"Come on, Kitty! Let's go explore the world together!" He shouts before grabbing Ocelott by the hand and running out the back door. Lukas sighs. Suddenly, Gill and Ocelott rush back into the house.

"Forgot the keys!" Gill says, walking into the living room when the front-door opens!

"NUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Lukas suddenly screams as Ellegaard walks into the room. Ellegaard gasps at the sight of the unexpected visitors before Aiden walks out of his room with a cup of glass. He gasps loudly, instantly dropping the glass to the floor, the resounding shattering noise echoing through the house.

"Uh... this has been sufficiently awkward." He says before walking back into his room. Ellegaard glares at Gill and Ocelott while Lukas hides his face.

"It's okay, sweetie! I'll take care of the bad-guys!" She shouts before throwing Ocelott and Gill into a burlap sack and carrying them away. Lukas stares in shock.

"Okay... why did Ellegaard just call me sweetie? Why do people suddenly think I'm dating her?! I have a girlfriend you know!" He shouts to no one in particular. Aiden sticks his head around the door, staring annoyedly at Lukas.

"Who?" He asks, hoping to shut the blonde up.

"Maya. Why?" Lukas replies, completely oblivious to Aiden's anger, even when the brunette stares shockedly at Lukas, his right eye twitching and his fingers practically digging into the doorframe.

It was a long night for Lukas.

POV Switch

"Where are we going?!" Ocelott asks from inside the burlap sack.

"I'm taking you to the ice-cream factory, where you will be fed of the sweets!" Ellegaard says, walking into the shop and breaking down the doors. Nearby, a police officer rushes up to her.

"Ma'am, what are you doing breaking into that shop?" He asks.

"Uh... nothing...?" Ellegaard lies. The cop only shrugs.

"Well, have a nice night!" He walks off and Ellegaard sighs in relief.

"BLAZE RODS!" Gill shouts randomly as Ellegaard pours them onto the floor. Ellegaard runs to the machine and starts making ice-cream.

"Wuh-ooh! Guess who's allergic to ice-cream? You are!" Ocelott shouts at Gill.

"I am?" He has a flashback of Maya shaving herself head-bald. "Hey! I am allergic to ice-cream!" He shouts, beginning to freak out. He wipes some sweat from his forehead. "Tension's high. Good thing Lukas isn't here. I heard he's allergic to tension... oh! And superglue!... what're you allergic to?" Gill asks Ocelott who is currently staring off into nowhere with the orchestral compilations of her wildest dreams!

"My momm." Ocelott replies, not even thinking.

"... right..."

"Soup's up!" Ellegaard shouts before placing two bowls of ice-cream in front of her "prisoners". The two stare at the ice-cream for a few seconds before Ocelott has an epiphany of the wildest sorts!

"This isn't soup. It's a sandwich!" She screams before whacking a random Jesse doll that appears out of nowhere! That's the signal! Itscartooncookie smashes into the wall and screams at the top of his lungs for the freedom of potato smashies! Bloog! He immediately grabs the two prisoners and with a considerable squeeze, they disappear into freakin' thin air, my Notch! Ellegaard screams.

"I had them! I had them!" She wails before standing under the ice-cream machine and putting her mouth on the dispenser. She turns it up to 9,000 and loads herself on the creamy dessert. But lo and behold, a devil of 500 brain-freezes seized her very being and she died of, not the headache, but the fact that she wanted a devil of five-hundred and one brain-freezes.

Well, that wraps this one up. Stay safe, kiddos! (explodes!)

Author's Note:

Well, I'll see you in the next conversion! Close it, Crisper!

Crisper: (closes it)