Anyways, I'm back! So CremeDeLaMeme writes:
Ok so, 1 7 and 16 find 3's secret Time machine inside his/her closet and decide on using it for the greater good! Like going back in time and undoing every embarrassing moment, cheating, etc. . They return to the present and find that God Emperor Trump rules everything and theres fire everywhere and huge walls. Time machine explodes on 12.
Convert dat, Crisper!
Crisper: (converts it)
Ok so, Aiden, Milo and Ocelott find Gabriel's secret Time machine inside his closet and decide on using it for the greater good! Like going back in time and undoing every embarrassing moment, cheating, etc. . They return to the present and find that God Emperor Trump rules everything and theres fire everywhere and huge walls. Time machine explodes on Calvin.
Me: (loud clapping and tearing up) This is beautiful!
Crisper: That's some adoration.
Me: No, seriously! I'm doing this as I type this. You know, I think my fav part about my job is reading your suggestions and laughing as I convert them. Thanks, everyone!
Everyone: Aww...
Me: Hit it, Crisper!
Crisper: (wipes away a tear before hitting it)
It's a good ol' day in 2016. And by 'good' I mean... well, look out your window. *you see Lukas getting pummeled by Creepers*. Yep. Great looking blondes getting blown to bits.
In my window, however, grey clouds cause rain to fall on the ground. Ocelott is looking out the window with a saddened face while Lukas and Jesse are playing chess, er checkers, er... that game behind her.
"Checkmate." Jesse says after making a move. Lukas gets a surprised look on his face before pointing behind Jesse.
"Look! Aiden's wearing a two-piece! Why?!" Lukas shouts before Jesse turns around.
"What?!" He sees nothing before turning back to face Lukas. "You cheater! I knew you'd try to turn the board around while I wasn't looking. How cliche!" Jesse spins the board back around. (hint: Lukas didn't touch the board) "Now, I... oh... looks like you won, Lukas." Lukas grins at Jesse.
"Naturally." Lukas grins before Aiden rushes into the room.
"Lukas! Jesse! You two have to come see this!" He shouts, grabbing his hair in excitement. Lukas and Jesse exchange glances before looking back at him with a deadpan face.
"Really, now? What is it?"
"So, I was reading this book, right? And there's this huge cat that just... walks. Right across the window! Then, when I-"
"Look, Aiden, as much as we'd luuv to hear your fake true-stories, I am in a serious rivalry with the King of Checkers." Lukas informs.
"It's chess." Jesse says. Lukas rolls his eyes, flicking his hand at Jesse before continuing.
"Anyways, now isn't the time for silly imagination, Aiden."
"... I hate you!" Aiden yells before running away. Ocelott stands up from her seat and starts running after Aiden.
"Don't be sad! It's Happy Friday Barthday, remember?!" Ocelott screams (read, screams) after him as she gives chase.
POV Switch
Milo is enjoying a glass of milk in bed before Aiden bursts into the room. Milo flinches, causing the milk to fall to the floor, bleaching the black carpet with a stunning white splotch.
"I've never seen milk do that before." Milo says as they stared at the mess for a few seconds. "Why'd you burst into my room?!" He shouts offendedly before Gill sits up in bed.
"Actually, this is my room." He says before Ocelott breaks a hole in the wall. She is wearing the 'Captain Toad' mining outfit from the Marios. Groovy!
"No. This is Nobody World. It's where the Nobodies hang out." She says. Aiden rolls his eyes.
"Listen, I came in here because I was upset and got lost, okay? So... beat it, okay?"
"But this is my room!" Nobody yells. Everyone goes silent. Gill hides under the covers. Aiden, Milo and Ocelott run out of the room, screaming their heads bald! Woop!
Along the way, they run into Ivor whom Ocelott personally screams at before they rush into another random room. Aiden tries to jump into the bed to hide, but is slapped senseless by Isa who is resting there.
"Seriously, Aiden?! After all you've done, you think I want to be with YOU of all people?! I'd rather be with a NOBODY than with YOU!" She shouts.
"I'm avaaailableee!" Nobody cooes
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Isa screams before clawing her way past Aiden and out of the room. Everybody screams and leaves. Along the way, they, once again, run into Ivor, whom Ocelott personally screams at again. After Isa seperates from the group, they run into the bathroom. Aiden jumps into the bathtub and lands with a splash! After realizing that someone's in the bath, he looks up to see Reuben with a shower-cap.
"AAAAAAAH!"
"SQUEEEEEE!" Reuben slaps Aiden with a back-scratcher and everyone except Reuben runs from the room! They run through the hall where Ocelott personally screams at Ivor. Why? Well, because she's fun like that! They run into Gabriel's room and Aiden jumps into the closet before hitting something metallic with a thunk!
Thunk!
The thunk is up there. See it?
"Owww..." Aiden moans before Ocelott and Milo round the corner.
"You should really look before you leap, Aiden." Milo says helpfully before Aiden sits up.
"What did I hit?" He asks himself before running his hand over the object. He sees a label and reads it slowly. "Gabriel's... Time-Machine... do not use, except for... Gabriel? Hmm..." Aiden begins to feel around the machine before his hand grasps onto a button. "A button... I wonder what happens if I push it." Aiden presses the button, but nothing happens! "Huh... nothing."
POV Switch
In the kitchen, Olivia is about to eat a sandwich before she falls through a trapdoor!
POV Switch
"Hmmm... well, let's get in and hide from Nobody!" Aiden shouts, not realizing how stupid that sounds. Hiding from no one. You'd better run! Nothing's coming to get you! How stupid... The three of them climb into the machine and hide from... Nobody.
"What's this one do?" Aiden asks, flipping a switch. As usual, nothing happens.
POV Switch
Soren is sitting on a chair watching his favorite TV show, 'Confessions of an Enderwoman'. It's getting really good, as Enderwoman is about to confess who she's been in love with the whole time.
"Do you love me, Enderwoman?" Billyman asks. Ender looks at him.
"I... I love-"
"AAAAAAAH!" Before he can see the rest, Soren is eaten by the couch.
POV Switch
"Hmm. This is a really boring time-machine." Aiden says before Ocelott holds up a plug. "Oh! It's not plugged in!" Aiden facepalms, taking the plug from her and putting it into a nearby socket. The maching comes to life with colorfuls lights and techy sounds! A giant panel with the numbers '6, 22, 2016' in quartz-digits turns on.
"Please select a date." A sexy tech-dude says. Aiden grins immensely.
"Guys! Do you realize what's happened?! We've turned on a time-machine!" He shouts.
"And... your point?" Milo asks.
"It means that we can go back in time and fix our mistakes! We can time-travel for the greater good!" He shouts.
"Yay! The Greater Good!" Ocelott chides. Aiden rubs his hands together.
"Now... where to go... where to go..."
"You mean when." Sherman says, having had popped out of a plot-hole in the toilet.
"Did I ask you?!" Aiden shouts. "Now... where to go." He inputs a number.
"1999?! Are you really that old?!" Ocelott shouts. Aiden rolls his eyes.
"I'm only 20." He tells her before pressing a few more buttons. "I am going to undo all the stupid things I did in my past, starting with the worst day of my life: December 24th, 1998. My thirteenth Christmas." He declares, hitting enter. In an epic flash-
FLASHFLASH! (the Flash speeds by)
The friends are transported to the back of a school auditorium where children and parents walk happily. Aiden looks around the crowd for a little bit before spotting a young brunette of his genes.
"There's me, when I was thirteen." He says before popping his knuckles. "Time to change my life!" He says before walking up to himself. The instant he lays a hand on himself he screams! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"What?! What's wrong, Aiden?!" Milo shouts.
"I-I-I t-touched myself." He says. Milo's eyes widen in shock. "Not that kind of... ewe... I mean, I touched my past-self, so now the crippling strange memory of meeting myself from the future has been added to the me of the future! I'M GOING INSANE!" He shouts before screaming and running away. Milo runs after him with Ocelott following closely behind. Aiden jumps into a nearby fountain before screaming at how cold it is. He gets out of the water, shivering violently before his two friends rush up to him and pull him out.
"Are you okay, Aiden?" Milo asks after a few seconds.
"I'm cold, I'm wet... I think I'm going to faint... hey, I guess I'm doing fine." He shivers before standing up.
"So... what embarrassing thing did you do that you wanted to fix?" Ocelott asks curiously. Aiden flinches and suddenly starts going in slow-mo!
"Nnnnnnooooooooouuuuuuu!" He shouts. But it's too late.
POV Switch
Young Aiden walks down the chilly streets before meeting up with Gill and Maya.
"Hey, guys!" He greets.
"Hey, Aiden!" Maya replies, twirling with her hair. Aiden gives her a weird look before going on.
"I think I just met me from the future... I hope that won't affect my mental status in the next seven years..."
"What?" Gill asks. Aiden shrugs him off.
"So, did you guys bring the... stuff?" He asks. Gill pulls a brown sack from out of his back pocket.
"Oh yeah!" He says, opening the bag. He pulls out Aiden's belt. Young Aiden's eyes widen in surprise.
"That's my belt!" He shouts before his pants fall to the floor. Maya screams and covers her eyes while Gill laughs immensely. A single tear falls from Aiden's eye before Lukas walks up to them.
"Hey, guys! In art-class today, we-"
"Wow, Lukas. That's... the best." Aiden snarls. Lukas stares for only a second more before walking away, sniffling loudly.
"Pftha! That's the most embarrassing thing you were talking about?!" Milo shouts before bursting into laughter while Aiden silently fumes.
"Nope. This is the most embarrassing thing I was talking about."
Young Aiden grabs his pants, lifting them up before running off crying. But not running just anywhere, but into the Christmas Eve Parade that's on live television!
Running without looking, Aiden runs onto one of the floats. Specifically, the Where's Waldo float.
"Oh! The humanity!" One of the news reporters yells as she focuses everyone's attention on Aiden who is in turn sooo scared that he craps himself! On international television! On a Where's Waldo float!
All previous taunting leaves Milo who stares stunnedly at Future Aiden.
"I am soooo sorry." He says. Aiden just sighs.
"We'll try this again later. To the time-machine, you guys." He says sadly, walking back to the machine with Milo and Ocelott in tow.
In the time machine, Ocelott presses a few buttons.
"Hey, Ocelott. Where are we going?" Milo asks after a few seconds.
"To the past!" She shouts before everything is engulfed with colorful shines! Whooo!
When the time-machine is finished teleporting, the three exit the machine. Above their heads in big dramatic words is the number '20-Not-Your-Business'.
"Why is it not our business?" Aiden asks.
"Because no one cares." Ocelott replies. "Just know that this is a few months after that big cruise we all met each other on, kay?"
"Then that'll be 2013."
"Oh goody! U remembered." Milo says happily.
"So... what're we doing here?" Aiden asks as Ocelott takes both of the boys by the hand and leads them into a random house. "Oh! I know who's house this is... this is Ivor's house!... what're we doing here?"
"This is what I recall as the most stupid day of my life." Ocelott states sadly. Oooo!
Ivor is sitting at a table drinking some water before there are some knocks at the door. He straightens himself and walks to the door, opening it to see Ocelott. Not Ocelott of his time. The Ocelott that came in the time-machine!
"Oh, hello Ocelott."
"I'm from the future! In exactly ten seconds, Ocelott's gonna do something stupid! You have to stop her!" Focelott (Future+Ocelott) shouts before running and hiding in Aiden's hair. Ivor gives a weird look, wondering where Ocelott is hiding since he can't physically see Aiden or Milo. He shrugs and is about to walk back inside before Ocelott rushes up to him. Not Ocelott from the future. Ocelott from the past.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" She screams before stopping right in front of Ivor. She grabs him by the beard before squealing in excitement. "HOLY CRAP! THEY'RE JUST LIKE COW-UDDERS, NOTCHGAMMIT! OOOOO! MILKY, MILKY, BUT WITH NO MILK!" She shouts, jerking them like cow-udders and ignoring his cries of pain. After a few seconds, she stops. "Gotta go, bye!" She yells before giving him a peck on the nose and running away.
Aiden, Milo and Focelott watch this with horror.
"Aw, man. He didn't stop me." Ocelott whimpers. "Now I'm gonna go into the city and cause a bunch of other awkward mess."
"Ewe... she kissed him." Milo says in a gagging tone. Aiden runs back to the time-machine and rocks himself in a corner. Ocelott shrugs, following him in along with Milo.
"My turn!" Milo says before inputting '1872'.
"1872?! How old ARE you, old man?!" Aiden shouts before Milo smacks him in the face.
"That was a mistake. And I'm not any older than you, Aiden."
"I'm 25." Ocelott whimpers before crying uncontrollably. Milo ignores her and inputs 1989. Aiden tries to hold back his laughter, sputtering with snickers much to Milo's disappointment. And we are brought to Sky City. Aiden starts having Vietnam-like flashbacks of his... doings... and starts sweating and slapping himself. Milo gets a laugh in while Ocelott continues to cry.
"WHY am I so YOUNG?!" She weeps before firing lasers from her eyes in a heated rage! Milo quickly jumps out of the time machine and runs to the bridge where a younger version of himself is jumping around with joy.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Young Milo shouts, holding some dirt-blocks a tad bit too close to the edge.
"Milo! Milo!"
"He can't hear you, Milo." Aiden tells Fido (Future+Milo, which sounds like Fido).
"No fair! How come your past heard you?"
"Well, because we're awesome. Right, Ocelott?!" Aiden shouts behind himself. Ocelott screams and starts ripping out the pages of a Spawn magazine.
"Oooo! All de pictures of Petra! Wooo!" She screams, watching the torn paper sink to the ground like confetti.
"Eh, riiight..." Milo says before they look back at young Milo.
"Wait, Milo. I think you can save yourself. Watch this." Aiden walks to a pedestrian who is walking... around...?
POV Switch
(in this POV, Aiden, Milo and Ocelott are virtually nonexistent. remember that.)
A young woman walks up to one of the guards with some dirt-blocks.
"Excuse me, what am I supposed to do with these dirt blocks?" She asks. The guard smiles at her before answering.
"Well, you can- YWWOOOO MA GOOOOOOD!" He suddenly screams, grabbing at his arms and jumping around.
"What's the matter?" The woman asks before her hair starts floating all on its own. "AAAAAAAAHHH!" She screams, grasping at her hair before feeling two hands. "AAAAH! HANDS!" She shouts, running around in circles and flailing. The guard screams as his uniform comes off, piece by piece, until he's wearing white underwear with the red polka-dots. Suddenly, his clothes start flying around and attacking the other guards. Isa rushes onto the scene and is about to say something until she, with a scream, is forced onto her back. Suddenly, she thrusts both fingers into her nose and back into her mouth.
POV Switch
"I knew it!" Past Aiden says. "We can't talk to folks here, but we can grab them and things!"
"Yeah, but... did you really have to do all of... that? I'll admit, the hair was funny. But the guard thing and Isa was a bit overboard." He says while Aiden stiffens up.
"I did not touch Isa." He admits as a chill spills around the area. Milo shivers.
"That is creepy... oh, well. Let's try to save myself." He says before watching himself dance around with the dirt-block before- Oh no! He throws a piece over the edge!
"Oh my-" Milo covers Aiden's ears. "-Goodness! I threw the-" Covers again, for about ten seconds, "Dirt blocks over the edge! Isa's gonna-" He puts earplugs on Aiden for the next thirty seconds, "Kill me!" Past Milo shouts before Aiden takes out the earplugs.
"Wow, Milo! You sure had a way with words, didn't you? How'd you get yourself to stop?" Aiden asks shockedly.
"It's amazing what prison can do to you." He says as guards rush Past Milo.
"AAAAAAAHH!" Milo screams before Ocelott pushes the past-proxy over the edge.
"Yay! I saved you!" She shouts, turning around to see Aiden and Milo giving her a pale-faced stare. Suddenly, Milo disappears.
"... where'd he go?" Ocelott asks cluelessly. Aiden looks at Ocelott, then back at the edge.
"Okay... m-maybe we sh-should, uh... go home and get help...?"
"... but why?" Ocelott asks obvliously before Aiden grabs her by the hand and walks her back to the time machine. Once inside, he puts the numbers '6, 22, 2016' into the machine. "Wait! We can't leave without Milo! Where is he?" Ocelott asks. Aiden sends her a cut-eyed stare before slamming 'enter'.
The time machine reappears at the present day, but when Aiden and Ocelott step outside, they witness a disaster! There's fire and huge, grey walls of iron everywhere!
"AAAAH!" Aiden screams, almost crapping like he did during his thirteenth Christmas. Ocelott starts crying and rolling around in the fire. "Wh-what the heck happened?!" He shouts before a poster flies around and smacks him in the face. He grabs the poster and reads it, his eyes widening in shock. "Congratulations! Welcome to God Emperor Trump Land? If you're black or Hispanic get out?! THE HECK, MAN!" Aiden shouts before Ocelott looks at her skin.
"Uh oh." She says before Olivia climbs out of a trashcan. "Olivia!"
"SHHHH! Get in here if you want to live." She says. Aiden and Ocelott exchange glances before following her in. Before he's allowed to follow, Aiden has to roll around in soot so that the Trumpbots don't suspect interracial activity. Yes, everyone. Trumpbots. The trashcan is actually a portway to a giant slide, and Olivia leads them into an underground room where a bunch of people are united, and there are giant banners that have x-ed out trumpets and upside-down elephants and other political things gone inverted.
"What happened?!" Aiden asks, rubbing the soot off of himself.
"Trump finally got elected as President!" Olivia exclaims, throwing her hands in the air.
"Uh, isn't he a racist?" Aiden asks. Olivia nods her head.
"Yeah, but he has so much money that no one really cares... well, except for us." Olivia says. "Oh, I'm General Olivia. I started a rebellion! Milo would be so proud... where is he anyways?"
"U-uh, well, he, uh-"
"Trumpbot approaching!" Gill, who is looking out of a manhole cover. Everyone quickly runs to some bathtubs.
"Quick! To the painting-station!" Olivia says, grabbing Ocelott by the hand and throwing her into a bathtub of white paint. "Those Trumpbots are good, but not good enough. White paint seems to fool them." Olivia explains to Aiden. "Man, this Trump guy's crazy! You wanna know who the first person to get fired under his reign was?" Olivia asks. Aiden thinks for a few seconds.
"President Barack Obama and his wife!"
"Uh... technically, but... who else?"
"... I don't know."
"He fired his brain, Aiden! That's how bad the situation is!" Olivia says before handing a three-year old a gun. "Here, keep it close. You might need to defend yourself."
"Why're you giving a three-year old a gun, Olivia?! You're better than this!" Aiden yells before Maya randomly appears and smacks him across the face.
"Aiden! This is Star-Wars now! We're rebels, so we hired a bunch of kids!" She says, holding up a baby for him to see. The baby makes those adorable googoo-gaga noises before pointing a gun at Aiden's face.
The rest is a blur.
Eventually, Olivia found the time-machine, and everyone was teleported to the 1960s where everything was groovy! Endofstory.
Author's Note:
Hope you thought this one was great. I might do a seperate rerun of this since I liked the idea of time-travel... just a possibility. I'll let you know if anything surfaces. Bai!