Author's Note:
Well, there's been an error.
Stampy: A huge error. How could you forget me?! I'm Stampy, everyone's friend!
Me: I'm sorry! I was busy! Well, as an apology to the wonderful participants of Episode 6, dead or alive, we give you a big Random Roulette Welcome! Darwin, do your thing!
Darwin: Naturally! He comes from a Lovely World, his favorite food is cake, and he's the reason Episode 6 had three survivors!
Me: Wow... that was... harsh.
Darwin: Let's give a huge Death Bo- I mean, Random Roulette welcome to... Stampycat!
Stampy: Hello, everyone! Hi, there!
Darwin: His hair changes color at random and he's got a thing for mods! He's got a friend named Trayaurus and a dog with a Grimm tale. Let's give it up fooor... DanTDM!
DanTDM: Hey! Hello, everyone. It's DanTDM and welcome back to another episode of... wait... whoops! I thought I was uploading another video.
Me: Stop talking! That British accent's going to make the wurld melt!
DanTDM: Wha?
Me: N-nothing. *clears throat* Continue.
Darwin: He made the Mianite series and had a beloved pet-
Everyone: DON'T MENTION JERRY!
Darwin:... let's hear it for CaptainSparkles!
CaptainSparkles: (breaks into tears and runs away)
Stampy: Now look at what you did!
Darwin: Sorry! I didn't know! Sheesh... um, she really didn't like Petra and Jesse, but she had it out for Lukas at the time of the killing! Let's hear it for LDShadowlady!
LDShadowlady:... that's the best you could come up with?
Darwin: Blame the author. She doesn't exactly know you... or Cassie.
Me: (blushes) I don't exactly get out much in YouTube...
LDShadowlady:... riiight... oh well, good try, anyways.
Darwin: She's great with Redstone! You can't beat her at hide-and-seek. She's a great artist and craftswoman, and she luuuvs treasure! Give it up for Cassie Rose duh Murderer, and her fiendish sidekick Winslow!
(lightning flashes)
Cassie: (stands embarrasedly on a platform)
Me: DARWIN YOU JERK! (hugs Cassie) We know you didn't mean it, friend.
Cassie: Uh, who are you people and what am I doing here? (picks up Winslow) I'm gonna go sit in a corner. (runs away crying)
Me: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Crisper: Calm down, Cassie-Sympathizer. I'm sure she'll be fine in a few hours.
Me: Okay.
Darwin: He's got a real filthy mouth. He doesn't know any manners. He's quite convinced that Jesse is a girls' name. He died the fastest, and if he's lucky, he might just become head of the next Ivoressica. But he's gotta be lucky.
Me: Pretty lucky.
Darwin: Give it up for Twerk Dog!
Torque Dog:...
Darwin: 0_0 (choking) Honest mistake!
Me: Torque Dawg! Darwin, can you do anything right?
Darwin: Well, I can do this. (melts into a Klondike Bar)
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Cassie Rose: (screaming and crying while stroking Winslow)
Aiden: Welcome to the club.
Ivor: Ikr.
Ocelott: Yeah.
Aiden, Cassie and Ivor: ?
Ocelott:... what? I have what is called a rugged past.
Ivor: What did you do? Step on a bug?
Ocelott: I assassinated Abe Lincoln.
All: 0_0
Ocelott: Yep, that was me.
All: 0_0
Ocelott: (starts laughing) I was messing with you!
All: Phew!
Ocelott: Actually, I helped Bill Gates with Windows 95.
All: 0_0
Me: (notices everyone ganging up on Ocelott) W-w-well that's all the time we have to- NO! DON'T DO THAT!
Crisper: (closes it)