DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, EVEN THOUGH I REALLY WANT TO.
SIDE NOTE :IF I DID OWN NARUTO I WOULD LET SASUKE CHOOSE TO STAY ON HIS PATH OF REVENGE BECAUSE LETS FACE IT,SASUKE CAME TOO FAR TO HAVE SODDENLY GONE BACK TO GOOD.
OKEY NOW THAT THAT FANTASY IS OVER ON WITH THE FANFIC!
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CHAPTER 6: MY NEW LIFE? ...
it had been one week since he found out about the kyuubi.
7 days since he had found out about Naruto's darkest of the possible hundreds of secrets about the village that he had no idea about.
In that time choji had spent it reflecting on both his life and the life of others around him because things where not as easy as he thought they would be.
he had quickly come to the realization that as a 'time traveler' knowledge ment everything.
Not just a few guesses of what would happen, but a 100% accurate script with literally ALL the events in time and a list of the chains of events that even the smallest change could have on the future. hell,he was certain the shikamaru of his time would be the smartest man in history and even he probably couldn't calculate and plan for all the possibilities,so for choji to do it was impossible.
In his honest opinion, compared to all the many unknown secrets and events that would happen from here to 4 whole years from now..
he knew jack shit.
So he promised himself he would train and get as strong as he could this time around so he could face whatever this new timeline threw at him.
He honestly didn't know how he would pull this off,but he had to try.
Try to save everyone...or at least as much people as he could.
But first he had to worry about the here and now.
Well more specifically his real genin test.
ACADEMY CLASSROOM
"okay class i would like to say that this is your final moments in this classroom, you've all come far in the last four years that i've been your sensei and i'm very proud of you all"said iruka to his class.
Choji remember this whole speech and honestly missed his old academy days sometimes.
Then they were paired up again in thankfully the original teams and we're all waiting for our assigned sensei's.
"okey now it's time for all of you to meet your sensei's"iruka said as one by one all the jonin sensei's appeared to pick up their students and that's when he appeared.
Standing there with a lit cigarette in his mouth was the living breathing Asuma Sarutobi.
Choji had to use all of his willpower to not run over and hug asuma while crying tears of joy at seeing his bearded face again.
and then just like the last time he ordered them to follow him to their future training field and sat them all down on logs and asked them to tell him about themselves.
It was like someone had hit the replay button on choji's life as he sat there and watched as ino and shikamaru both said the exact same things they had said before..it was bizarre..
and then it was his turn to fast choji tried to remember what he had said the first time.
"my name is Choji Akimichi,my likes are the perfection that is food and my dislikes are those that disrespect the perfection that is food...and call me fat"
at that Asuma just stared at him,then he sighed.
Great,asuma thought.
I'm stuck with a fan girl yamanaka.
A lazy nara.
An a stereotype akimichi with a lack of confidence.
Yup i was so failing them.
Don't get him wrong. it's not that he disliked any of them, it's just that he honestly didn't have any interest in being a jonin sensei in the first place.
No, asuma was more of a free spirit who just wanted to go with the flow of things and having a genin team to look after would most definitely hinder his easy way of life.
Heck, the only reason he agreed to at least register to be a sensei in the first place was to get his dad (the third hokage)of his back.
being the only living son of the hokage and heir to the sarutobi clan made him lose too much of his free time as it was, with all the responsibilities and rules.
Which is why he left the village a long time ago to be apart of the Twelve guardian ninja. he hated rules and responsibility and just wanted to live his life.
But still he would be fair with these kids and just simply give them the traditional bell test with a slightly unfair time limit of only one hour.
"okay,here's what happens, all of you are to meet back here at 9:30 AM to get your real genin exam"he said.
"wait,what do you mean by 'real genin exam'?.we all just past last week" said ino confused.
At this asuma smirked"hah,what,you actually thought that poor joke at the academy was what really qualifies you as a ninja"
"well sorry to burst your bubble but it's not,you see after a academy student just passes the academy they are them again tested by their new sensei's to see if their actually ready to take on the title of a konoha ninja"
"if it was really as simple as just learning 3 D-Rank jutsu's,everyone and their mother would be ninja's"he said
"in fact if you don't pass the next test you will all automatically be sent back to the academy and have your head bands taken away"
"what!"shouted ino,shocked at what he just said."no way!,i worked my butt off for this head band you can't just take it away if i fail some dumb test!"she said in protest.
her parents had been so proud the day she brought home her headband,her dad kept praising her and was bragging all day to his friends about how far she would go as a ninja,she couldn't lose this.
"i will if you fail"said asuma in a rare all serious voice.
Ino was slightly unnerved by this but then she played her ultimate trumped card that she always used ever since she was little when confronted with a very hard problem that she couldn't deal with on her didn't like having to resort to this but she felt she had no other choice.
"w-ell you can't cause my daddy is the head of the yamanaka clan and i'm sure even if i do fail he'll just use some connections to the hokage -sama and make me a official genin" ino said in triumph thinking that she had outsmarted asuma.
Choji just put his head in his hands and silently groaning,for two reasons.
He just now remembered how bratty the younger version of ino was,
and 2 he knew what was coming next.
"oh really"said asuma in sarcastic voice.
"well guess what"
"what?" ino said nervously.
"i'm the son of the third hokage..which means even politically i out rank you so if you do fail all i have to do i say one word to my father and your definitely never going to be allowed to even have the chance to be a genin again"asuma said coldly,which frighten ino to death.
No way!, this guy's hokage-sama's son!thought ino in distress.
"Now as i said before meet back here at 9:30 sharp."
"wait,why 9:30?"ask shikamaru confused as to why he would choose such a odd time.
"because i have very important jonin business that needs to be taken care of before then"asuma said
and by that i mean i like to sleep in.
After that he shushined away from the field leaving behind a frustrated ino,a confused shikamaru and a worried choji.
"gaaaaahhh"shouted ino
"can you believe that guy,he's threatening me!"
"i mean seriously!, where does he get off telling me that if i fail he'll stop me from ever being a genin!"she said red faced in anger.
Seeing that one of his future best friends was obviously stressed choji did what he always did in the future to try to calm her down by patting her shoulder soothingly.
But unfortunately for poor lovable choji he failed to realize that this was not his close friend ino,this was the bratty 12 year old ino.
"hey where the heck do you think you're touching!" shouted ino at choji as he retracted his hand as if it touched hot water.
"i-i was j-ust"choji stammered.
"just what!,trying to get a feel of my treasures!"she said angrily gesturing to her barely existent chest bumps.
"NO,i swear it's not like that at all!,i would never even think of doing that with you!"shouted choji trying hard not to get a pounding from the enraged ino.
An then for some reason it felt like a dark evil had just been unleashed onto the world.
"what did you just say?"said ino in a very dark tone that sent shivers up his spine.
"what's that supposed to mean"she continued as a dark aura surrounded her.
"are you saying i'm not good enough or something"she said as she cracked her knuckles very loudly.
"No i-"at that point choji had no idea of what to say,so he turned around to where shikamaru was sitting to ask him for help but to his horror it would seem shikamaru did the intelligent thing and ran home the second things started going south.
"cause if so"ino continued in her dark tone as she raised her anger filled fist ready to break choji's pudgy face.
As ino's face hungry fist what about to crash land on choji's face his brain scrambled for what to say to stop her,and then at last he mouth started working again and what he said next was a perfect example of talking out of your ass.
"you're very beautiful!"he shouted
the face lusting fist stopped just a half centimeter away from his sweating face.
"what did you just say?"said ino blinking twice.
Holy crap! i'm still alive! Choji thought.
"i said you're very beautiful"choji said willing to kiss up as much as possible to avoid a beating from ino.
At that ino's whole poster relaxed as she had a smug look on her face."well i am the the prettiest girl in the academy after all"she said with a smirk.
"well since this is your first offence a'l let you off this time"she said as walked away from the training field with a slightly even more inflated ego.
Choji just sat there on the log in pure shock.
No,way ...that worked!,it actually worked!
"note to self if i ever piss off a woman compliment her,it might just save my life one day." he said as he layed down on the ground and finally relaxed.
3 HOURS LATER
choji had finally decided to leave the the training ground and head home to think up a plan to tackle tomorrow's test .
as he walked down the dirt street path he vividly remembered that in the old time line he had foolishly charged at asuma in his human bullet form, which he would dodge easily, then ino would try to use her mind transfer jutsu to take over asuma's body, but then the asuma she would take over would just be a shadow clone and it would then burst into smock.
and finally shikamaru would gather the two of us and come up with a plan to trap asuma by using me as a diversion,his shadow possession jutsu and ino would get the bells from asuma and then they would pass...
"or atleast i hope it happens like that again" he said to himself worried.
Choji should've been paying more attention to where he was going instead of reminiscing the past because he didn't notice the person in front of him as he bumped into them knocking them down.
"oww!"
"oh,sorry there in didn't notice you there!"he said startled at who he bumped into.
It was midori.
As she got up from the ground and turned her green eye's to choji they lit up with recognition.
"oh!,i remember you!" midori said while pointing accusingly at choji with a small pout.
"you're the guy that bumped into me a month ago!"
realising that he couldn't just run away like last time choji just awkwardly smiled and nodded his head embarrassed.
Then midori had a contemplative look on her face and the smiled.
"hey,onii-chan ,you owe me!"
"what?"he said confused
"i said you owe me for pushing me down twice"
"bu-but that was a accident!"he said defending himself.
"twice!" she shouted at him
well crap..she's got me there..i really need to stop spacing out all the time.
Choji just sighed and gave in.
"fine,what do you want?"
"hmm,let see" said midori thinking of all the things she could get when.
~Grruh~
her stomach grumbled.
Then her smile grew bigger.
"i know what i want now oniichan!"
"how the hell...?"was all choji could say as he watched midori scarf down more meat than should be possible for most adults!
seriously when she told choji she wanted a free lunch he was okay with it because he was under the impression that such a little girl that size could'nt eat that much but my god! As a akimichi he didn't know whether to be disgusted or proud of her after she keep going after her 10th serving of BBQ short ribs.
But one thing was for sure,he was broke when the bill would come.
Oh man...is this how Asuma-sensei felt when he treated me to BBQ all those times ?.he thought to himself.
"hey,ah midori don't you think you're overdoing it here?"said choji while he was looking trow his crying wallet.
"nope"she said while still chewing meat.
"mama only lets me eat this much on special occasions so i'm gonna eat until i burst"she said while ordering more food from the waiter.
gee, i wonder why thought choji sarcastically as he patted his now hysterically crying wallet.
But yes after 2 more servings, the bottomless pit that was midori was finally full and with a well satisfied sight she patted her after meal pot belly.
" .amazing"she said content.
"that was horrible" mumble choji as he looked threw his now death wallet.
3 whole weeks allowance gone!
Choji just shook his head and got up from his seat to leave. he was almost out the door when..
"wait!" midori shouted
"look if you're asking for more free food you're out of luck i'm broke see"he said as he wave around his empty wallet.
"no it's not that"she said
"hah?, so what is it"
"what's your name?"
"choji akimichi"he answered.
at that midori started giggling then laughing uncontrollably.
"hahabut-terfly..hahah..your parents n-named you butterfly haha"
at this choji was annoyed and was just going go home and forget about the whole day.
"midori"
he turned back to look at her after hearing her say her had finally gotten over her laughing fit.
"that's my name,midori. it mean green, so i guess we both have weird names hah onii-san?"
choji just gently smiled.
"yeah i guess we do"
THE NEXT DAY :TRAINING FIELD 8
10:30AM
all 3 of them were at the training field waiting for a very late asuma.
Shikamaru had just barely gotten there on time mostly because his mother chased his lazy ass out of the house with a frying pan.
Choji had already known full well that Asuma would be late and had just arrived 5 minutes ago with a bag of chips in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other,he was fully rested and ready for the day.
And ino was Well..
you see, in the old time line she AND choji were BOTH waiting at the training field early at the crack of dawn with both of them beyond nervous for the test. At that time, seeing that choji was also nervous made ino feel slightly more confident and relaxed.
But that didn't happen this time.
So she had spent the last 3 hours alone in the field racked with stress over her future performance on whatever test she going to have to endure.
she realised that she had too much riding on this had looked up asuma's name and found out that he really was the hokage's son so his treat was more than possible.
So if she failed she really wouldn't get another chance again at being a ninja,she would be a shame to her clan,her family,her- kami-sama!, if sakura found out she would never live it down!.
So yeah, on the outside she seemed okay and ready but on the inside she was half way to breaking down.
Choji sat by shikamaru who was laying on the ground watching the clouds and handed him his coffee which he gladly accepted.
Then 10 minutes latter asuma finally appeared in a puff of smoke.
"sorry i'm late,my meeting took longer than i thought"
i need to set my alarm clock earlier.
He then pulled out a clock and placed it on a log.
"okay,here's what you need to do is get one of these two bells-he points to the two bells on his hip-and then who ever has one passes"
"wait"said shikamaru."there's only two bells what happens to the person who doesn't get a bell?"
asuma just lights up his sigurate then took a deep blow and answers
"then that person...Fails"he said simply as if it never mattered.
"WHAT!, bu-but that's not fair!" screamed ino even more stressed that her chances of failure just increased.
"well i guess lifes not fair huh"he said while taking another drag of smoke.
"now you all have no more than one hour to get these bells,you can use all the tricks and skills you have at your disposal even lethal methods."
"So on my mark the test begins...NOW!"
and like that they all scattered to the buses for a hiding place.
Good. Asuma thought
at least they know how to hide themselves.
Wait,is this kid foreal?
Correction,Both ino and shikamaru hide to the buses but choji was standing out in the open preparing to charge asuma head on.
There's no way this kid is that stupid,right?
Apparently he was, as he used his human bullet jutsu and charged at asuma head on.
Yup this kids an idiot...
okay time to repeat history thought choji as he did exactly what he did the last time and charged at asuma in his human bullet form,which asuma dodged easily as he knew would happen and right about now ino will play her part in the script and try to take over his body...
...
wait, why the hell isn't she taking over his body!
yes it would seem that ino was not playing her part as the last time-line and taking over asuma's body.
Ahh common, how could i of screwed this up!.
"hey kid, you just gonna stand there and stare into space?"asked asuma.
I don't know what caused this change but..looks like i'm just gonna have to buy her some time by distracting asuma.
"i'm just going easy on you,you dumb chain smoker!"
my god, i suck at insults.
But it seemed to be enough to irritate asuma as he weakly sent some shuriken at choji which he was barely able to dodged by jumping out of the way.
Goddam it ino, where the heck are you!.
"your reaction time is slow,if i had thrown those shuriken any faster it would of really hurt".said asuma
"if i had been an enemy you would be dead right now"
"maybe i should just fail you now,so far i'm not impressed by any of your looks more like your all just wasting my time"
shit!,guess i've got choose but to start using my real skills.
As little as they may be.
THIRD POV
there was only ten minutes left on the clock and asuma was certain they would fail.
Then he saw choji come at him again in his bolder form.
"does'nt this kid ever learn?"
Asuma just sign and sent a weaker version of his burning ash jutsu at him.
But as the smoke was about to hit choji,he bounced high into the air dodging the attack as he went several feet into the air gravity reared its ugly head so as he began to fall back down the weight of his body increased the force of his descent to the ground,half-away to the ground choji deactivated his jutsu and activated the partial-expansion jutsu to enlarge his right fist as large as he could and pointed it to asuma's direction.
~crash!~
Choji's giant fist completely smashed threw the spot asuma was just standing on and had shock the field from the impact.
"amazing.."said asuma stund."to think a genin could do this much damage!"
and standing there in the middle of the wreckage,panting was choji.
"huh,huh-"he breathed heavily-"..oh man..i used up most of my chakra with that combination".
Asuma got back his composure and smirked at choji's tired form.
"a'l admit that was impressive for a genin but you seem waste a lot of your chakra to pull it off"
he then reached his hip and pulled up the bells."but still,it changes nothing, you have less than a minute left and i still have the bells"he said whilst jiggling them in his hand.
He tried to put them back to his hip but he couldn't move,he was frozen stuck.
"what?!..,what the hell?,can't i move?!"he shouted struggling to break out of whatever force was holding him down.
"CHOJI!"screamed shikamaru who had snuck up behind asuma and had performed the shadow possession on him while he was distracted with choji.
He was struggling with all his will to hold down asuma.
"hurry up man!,i can barely hold him,get the bells now!"
at hearing this choji jumped out of his small crater and ran up to a struggling asuma and snached the bells out of his hands.
~RING!~
and just in time as the bell rang signaling the end of the exams.
At that shikamaru released his hold on asuma and fell to the ground in exhaustion.
Asuma was stunned,then smiled.
"Well a'l be damned,you actually got the bells" then he burst into smoke showing that he was just a shadow clone the whole time and the real him shushined in the center of the field and called all 3 of them over.
"so choji congratulations you got the bells,now choose who gets the other bell and passes"asuma said.
Choji then turn his attention to his two teammates who were both staring at him,well mostly at the bells in his hand.
Shikamaru was tired ,sleepy and honestly just wanted to go home but he needed to pass this test...or his mom would kick his hoped choji would just give him the bell.
Ino stared at the bell with the most pleading look choji had ever knew that if she failed that was it. her life was over if he didn't give her the other silently prayed to kami-sama that choji would pick her.
Choji without a single regret in his mind tosted the bell to a grateful shikamaru who thanked him.
At that, ino wanted to just fall down and cry.
this was it,she would never be a would her clan think,what would sasuke think,what would dad think...
"here"choji said while handing his bell to ino.
"what?"ino was shocked.
"i want you to have the final bell,you have more riding on this than i do so take it"
"but-but if i take it you have to repeat the academy,so why are you giving this to me?"
because you didn't play your part in the script so i have to give you the bell for all of us to qualify he answered in his mind sarcastically.
"like i said you have more riding on this,so you keep it"he said with a lame thumbs up that even shikamaru sweat dropped at watching.
Wow, why can't i act cool for once.choji said in his mind.
"well i'm even more impressed choji"said asuma."you put the wellbeing of your teammate before yourself,but now you're the only one without a bell and do you know what that means?"
"yes"he said.
"wait,no! that's no fair,you can't fail choji,he did the most of the work and was the one who got the bells you can't just fail him!"shouted shikamaru at the unfairness of choji failing after everything he did.
"shikamaru!"barked asuma."i am your jonin sensei,i can and will make all the decisions here,my word is law and you will learn to respect that or i will fail you regardless of you having the bell"he said seriously with a dark look on his face.
Shikamaru shook with anger and looked asuma in the eyes "well fine then!.if being a ninja means abandoning my best friend then i don't want to be one."
asuma took his cigarette out of his mouth and crushed it under his foot and leaked his killer intent scaring all 3 of them.
"well then"he finally said.
"i guess i have no choose..."
"but to pass you all" he finished with a far more light hearted tone.
"what?"said shikamaru.
Asuma then explained to them about the true meaning of the test and said that teamwork was the most important part,so even if you didn't have a bell but did show team work you automatically passed.
He told them to report back to the hokage's tower for their first mission a week from now and the shushined away.
choji was in his room resting on his had been a long day but some how he did it ,his team passed and now it would just be a long 5 mounts of easy D-Rank missions until the chunin exams. he was planning to just relaxing for the rest of the week until his first D-rank mission and take a break off training.
~KNOCK~KNOCK~
"the door's open"he said thinking it was either his mom or that kiki girl that moved in a few weeks ago,man was he shocked when he saw her unloading her stuff in his house.
But no it wasn't either of them.
It was ino.
"hey choji"she said quickly.
"ha!,ino! What are you doing here"shouted choji while he was trying to cover up his embarrassing butterfly covered underwear with his sheet.(what!, We all wore embarrassing underwear when we were younger!)
"so ah what up,is there something you want?"choji said wondering what she could want.
"i-i"ino burst into tears and jumped onto choji's bed hugging him while crying in his shirt.
"th-thank you!,thank you,thank you so much!"she mumbled hysterically as she hugged him even titter.
Choji was beyond confused.
Here was ino in his room,crying,hugging him on his bed,while he was in his underwear.
Yup this was a legit 'what the fuck' moment if he ever saw one.
"ino! Whats the matter,why are you crying and thanking me." and hugging me.
Ino managed to calm down a little bit but her grip on him stayed the same,much to his discomfort.
"i was gonna fail..if you didn't give me the bell i would never get another chance at being a ninja."
"during the test all i could think about was failing and letting down my clan and my father,oh kami-sama you should've seen how happy he was when i told him i passed"she said while sniffling on his shoulder.
"an that's when it finally sunk-in that if..if you had'nt given me the bell i would have never of made him so proud,so i needed to come here and tell you"
she eased up and looked him straight in his shocked eyes with her red puffy eyes and said
"thank you,so much"
"you're welcome"he said awkwardly.
Just then his door open again and his mom walked in.
"choji i just made a pie, do you and your friend ino want so-"
choji's mother was shock at what she was seeing. her little twelve year old baby boy was on his bed with and a girl on top of him and they seemed to be embracing intimately.
So she did what any mother in her situation would of done.
She fainted.
so yeah it had been 3 days since that incident...
when his mother woke up she nearly strangled ino but before that could happen he and ino explained that she was just thanking him for helping her on their test and that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING sketchy was going did believed them but she still was in her mother hen mode for the last 3 days,and only now was he allowed to leave the compound.
Since he was taking the week off from all training he was wearing some normal savilian close, no bandages or head band,just a simple pair of black pants and a red jacket.
He didn't really have anything planned for the day but he at least wanted to explore konoha,even after a month he still couldn't get use to the undestroyed konoha,sometimes he even had nightmares about waking up back in the battle fighting that blue haired woman.
He then noticed a cat shoot by him at a fast speed.wait,was that tora,the fire daimyo's wife's cat?
"ah dammit he got away!"said loud voice behind him.
"nice job,dobe,all you had to do was hold down the cat and you let it slip out your hands"said a more calm voice
"it's not my fault!,the damn cat clawed at my face!"said the loud voice.
"oww,sakura-chan!, why'd you hit me!"
"this was our first mission naruto!and thanks to you we lost the target"said a feminine voice.
Choji turned around and as he thought it was team 7 seven walking towards they were on there first naruto saw him he ran up to him.
"hey choji!,what's up"said naruto. He and choji fist bummed.i guess this is gonna be a thing now?
"I'm fine,just talking walk around konoha,i'm guessing your on your first mission huh"
"yeah, were trying to catch this damn cat but it keeps running away and now we lost it"
feeling sorry for naruto he told him where saw the cat run to,naruto thanked him then him and his team ran down the street to where the cat had run of to.
"so" said a voice next to him.
"your that akimichi kid asuma was telling me about,you don't seem all that impressive"
startled choji jump to his right and saw it was kakashi sitting on a stool with his book of pure smut in one hand.
Choji knew he had to play it cool,but it was easy said than done,he was looking at a dead man.
"yeah,that's me,who are?"
"oh asuma didn't mention little old me,well then let me introduce myself."
"my name is kakashi hatake and i am the jonin sensei for team 7, and you?'
"i'm choji akimichi kakashi-san"he answered back respectfully.this man saved my life,i'm not sure how but i know he save me from that missile i owe him my life.
"well as much as i'd like to keep talking,i need to catch up with my team before they kill the poor cat,bye"he said as he shushined away.
"man,the day hasn't even half over and i'm already exhausted"choji deadpanned.
choji kept on with his walk throw konoha as he notices the he was just outside the doors of the Shiro ōchō(the white dynasty)it was a restaurant on the wealthier side of konoha, mostly nobles and occasionally the hokage usually eat was just about to walk past it and go on with his walk when.
"choji!"
oh kami damn it!, can't he just have a peaceful day!.
the owner of the voice was none other than hinata who was accompanied by her father and mother...and her sister...oh, goodie.
"hey,hinata what are you doing here"
"oh, father usually takes us here at the Shiro ōchō for lunch once every two weeks"she said.
" so this is that boy you kept talking about hinata" hinata's mom said as she walked up to choji.
Being the young gentleman that his mother had raised him to be choji had bowd greet her respectfully as hyuga-sama.
"there's no need for formalities with me choji-kun she said while giggling at his flushing cheeks.
Oh man, she's as beautiful as ever
small fact choji had always had a slight crush on hinata's mom and who could blame him,half the boys in his class did.
"tell you what we're about to have lunch ,would you like to join us ?"
have lunch with lady himiko hyuga...this every pubescent boys dream...well it would be if her husband and daughters weren't here.
Before his brain could catch up with his hormones he said yes and accompanied them into the restaurant.
So there they where, all sitting at the same fancy table being served expensive food with the adults on one side of the table and the children on the other.
Choji's was feeling very one hand he was having a nice meal that was being paid for by hiashi,but on the other hand hanabi who was sitting next to him was painfully squeezing down on his leg.
"tell me choji,you haven't trained with my daughter in several days now,is something the matter"ask hiashi with a blank look on his face.
"well..um..you see i've kind of been busy for the past couple days so i kind of didn't really have the tiiiimmmme"choji stammered at that last part because hanabi choose then to tighten up her grip on his leg.
"oh,don't worry oto-sama,i'm sure onii-san here will find time to train with hinata onee-chan"hanabi said with the grip on his leg turning to steel.
"right onii-san?"she said look up at choji who was struggling not to scream in pain from his crushing leg.
"ye..yeah.a'l find time..mamaybe a few days a week" he barely held back his sigh of relief when hanabi grip was released,freeing his poor abused leg from her tyranny.
"that sound wonderful" said hinata happy to train with her friend again.
After the finished eating choji excused himself from the table and slightly limped out the door to home when he was grabbed from behind by his shoulders and forced into alleyway.
"what the hell!" he shouted in surprise,WHY just WHY can't he just have a simple day dammit.
He manage to push his way out of his capturer grasp and got a good look at who had capture him.
And honestly he liked what he saw.
It was himiko.
yup there goes his hormones.
"lady himiko!,ahh what's going on?"
"oh i just needed a quiet place to talk to you in private is all"she said simply as if she didn't just kidnap him.
"look i've noticed that ever since you came into my eldest daughter's life her personality improved,she may still be very shy but its still much better than is was before and i'd just like to thank you for doing this"she said with a small smile while putting her hand gently on his shoulders.
"oh well it's okay there's no reason to thank me i was ju-"
"but"she said cutting him off.
"i've also noticed that when you suddenly stopped coming over hinata started going back to her old habits"she said seriously.
"and i've also noticed-"
Then her hands started to clamp down on his shoulder painfully.
"that you have been sneaking into the secret library" she said darkly.
Oh shit shit SHIT!...this is it,i knew it couldn't of just been hanabi that spotted me!. oh kami-sama, what was i thinking trying to snoop around in the x-ray vision HYUGA compound!.
"now choji i want you to listen very carefully,i am a very forgiving woman and am willing to overlook this."she said silently
"but that's only if you keep my daughter happy am i clare"she said darkly.
choji was stund where was the nice loving lady that had capture the hearts of all the pubescent boys in the village.
She shook him and banged his head against the wall behind him. "i said AM I CLAIRE!"she said again in a more demanding tone.
"ye-uYES!" choji answered in fear of himiko's true self.
Then himiko released him of her death grip and smiled her usual cheery smile that he once thought belonged to a angel.
"well that good to hear " she said as she walked back out the alley as if nothing happened.
Choji just sat there on the ground both shocked and stunned.
Now..now i see where hanabi gets it from...holy shit...
the next 5 weeks choji had spent most of his time balancing out train with hinata,teamwork training with team 8 ,secret training by himself,D-Rank missions and basically being hanabi's foot stool because of her blackmailing him.
So yeah he was exhausted.
It was nighttime and choji was eating at a dongo stand that he had past the day before and had decided to check it out for a bite to had just finished a long sparring session with hinata and was tired,hungry and not in the mood to put up with anyones bullshit.
"hey tubby you're sitting in my seat move"someone rudely said
choji just turned his head in annoyance and saw a girl about one or two years older than him.
she had short black curly hair and black eyes, pale skin and was a little bit on the skinny side.
she was wearing black pants and sandals and a green top with the words 'don't mess with me' written on it in kanji.
she was obviously a ninja from the way she kept herself ready like a good ninja should,also the konoha headband hanging around her neck was a big clue for him.
"hey!i said get your fat ass of the my seat tubby!"she said rudely.
"no"he said simply not even wasting his energy to get angry over her calling him fat.
"what!"she shout angrily.
"hey what's with the commotion out here" said the owner of the dongo shop who can out from the kitchen to see what was causing all the noise.
From what he could tell from their back and forth yelling at each other he guessed that they were fighting over who gets the set the chubby kid was sitting on.
Then he had a idea that could make him some money.
"kids,kids,kids there's no need to fight like this,tell you what hows about we settle this with a good old eating contest,who ever can eat the most gets permanent rights to the seat"he said with a cheesy smile.
Who was this guy fooling?Thought choji .only an idiot couldn't see that this old man was just trying to make a profit out of us.
"fine,i'm up for it" the rude girl said
"what about you tubby?"
"i have a name you know,it choji akimichi and fine if it will shut you up"he said very irritated about the fat insults.
"hah,butterfly what a lame ass name,mine's revy now thats a real name"
"at least mine means something"he countered.
"yeah a gay butterfly,now are we gonna get started or are you gonna keep defending you crappy name"
"fine lets start"said choji more than ready to beat this girl at this eating contest.
"alright kids"said yando as he came back from the kitchen with a giant plate filled with over a hundred dongo.
"on your mark get set go!"
and like that the rivalry between revy and choji began...
~ending theme song~Naruto ending 01-Wind~
Cultivate your hunger before you idealize.
Motivate your anger to make them all realize.
Climbing the mountain, never coming down.
Break into the contents, never falling down.
My knee is still shaking, like I was twelve,
Sneaking out of the classroom, by the back door.
A man railed at me twice though, but I didn't care.
Waiting is wasting for people like me.
Don't try to look so wise.
Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears,
'Cause you will hate yourself in the end.
You say, "Dreams are dreams."
"I ain't gonna play the fool anymore."
You say, "'Cause I still got my soul."
Take your time, baby, your blood needs slowing down.
Breach your soul to reach yourself before you gloom.
(Re)flection of fear makes shadows of nothing, shadows of nothing.
You still are blind, if you see a winding road,
'Cause there's always a straight way to the point you see.
Don't try to live so wise.
Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears,
'Cause you will hate yourself in the end.
(Repeats 3 times )
'Cause you will hate yourself in the end.
'Cause you will hate yourself in the end.
'Cause you will hate yourself in the end.
'Cause you will hate yourself in the end.
lll
AUTHOR NOTE
holy shit! That was my longest chapter ever!
and just look at all the things that happened.
ino choked under pressure
we get a deep understanding of asuma
we find out hanabi's evil was genetic since she gets it from her mother
now that himiko now knows choji can't go back to the library anymore...sucks for him
choji's faith in women crumbles even more!
and a new character is add to the story,revy!
and yes i did base some of her character off the revy of black lagoon.
she is 13 and a half years old.
RANK: GENIN
miner back story time.
revy is a civilian girl with only one other ninja ever being in her family,her grandmother.
she is a thought nails, foul mouthed girl that doesn't give two shits about who she's up against or authority.
she just plain doesn't care what she says or does as long as she gets her way and would sooner kick you in the teeth than turn into a fangirl.
revy's goal in life is to, in her words "hit the big numbers on the bingo books and be the most wanted person in the world".
she's reckless,lazy,mean and honestly a pain to put up with. but she at least takes being a ninja seriously and is great to have on your side in a fight.
but what could of made her this why?
how can she have any affect to the story?
well read and find out!.