Hey Everyone!

Nope, still not Toby Fox, owner of the amazing Undertale.

NGAHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MESS?! FIRST OFF, since WHEN is photo identification required to use HEALING MAGIC?! I mean, yeah, there was that whole rigamarole a few months ago about licensing for OFFENSIVE magic users. BUT HEALING? HEALING IS SUDDENLY OFFENSIVE? NGAHH!

Alright, alright. Calm done Undyne. Definitely don't need to break something on top of all this shit. But C'MON! SHE'S THE FRICKING FORMER QUEEN OF THE UNDERGROUND, AND THESE HUMANS ARE REFUSING TO LET HER HEAL? GRRR….I need some air.

"I'm going for a walk, nerd. Call me if something needs throttling," my adorable girl gives me a sympathetic look over the top of her clipboard - at least those humans had the DECENCY to lend her that. She goes back to her scribbling, and I walk...okay, storm out of the sliding doors.

The cool air on my face hits me hard. Gods do I miss Waterfall sometimes. The cavern with that piano puzzle of mine feels just like this. No stupid humans - Frisk has been an honorary monster in my book since that cooking lesson. No fricking hospitals with their stupid disease barriers and their stupid reception rooms. No useless governmental red tape - if anything needed to be done in the old days, the general procedure was 'a skeleton will tell a fish about it'...and I was the fish, so I didn't even have to deal with that. Yeah, those were the days…

My jeans buzz. Wha-right, phone. I pull out the slick little device my girlfriend made. She is the best - it can even survive going underwater almost as deep as I can!

Hmm...it's not a number I recognise… "This is Undyne, former Captain of the-"

"knock knock," I roll my eyes. At least I know who it is now.

"Sans, where the fu...dge are you?"

"y'know, usually people say 'who's there?', but i suppose i can gill you a break."

"Sans, I thought I asked you to STOP MAKING FISH PUNS AROUND ME!" I can hear a muffled snort - at least he TRIED to hide it. That makes me SLIGHTLY LESS FURIOUS.

"yeah, and i said i would think about it, so i did," WHY THE HELL - I will NOT throw my phone into the pavement, no I will not. I just got this one, "listen, uh, fluffybuns is a bit busy at the moment - seems a delegation from another Underground just surfaced and wants to talk, so-"

"WHAT?!"

"Okay, nerds, LISTEN UP!" The waiting room falls silent. Good, "We've got a bit of a situation on our hands, and it's pretty complicated, so SAVE ALL QUESTIONS TILL THE END OF THE SPEECH," I look around the room - everyone's eyes are on me, "Asgore is currently meeting with a group of monsters claiming to have come from an Underground underneath one of the mountains in the San Cristo mountain range. I SAID LISTEN!" The chatter of protests and questions ceases.

"Now, this MAY OR MAY NOT be true. They claim the Barrier to their Underground was set up around the same time as ours, and that they didn't notice it had fallen until just recently. They also claim there may be other populations around the place, since they claim to have heard of at least two other Barriers having been created before their own was set. THEY MAY BE LYING," I add this over the hubbub of 'we need to help them' coming from the monsters in the room.

"HOWEVER, until we know one way or the other if this is true, ALL UNKNOWN MONSTERS ARE TO BE TREATED WITH CAUTION AND KINDNESS. IS THIS UNDERSTOOD?" Nods and a mutter from one of the humans along the lines of 'isn't that how you always act?'. I ignore him, and turn to face a unbelievably ecstatic Papyrus, "GUARDSMAN!" He quivers to attention, clattering slightly, "I hereby ORD- uh, REQUEST YOU to start an investigation into the origins of these kids. Someone must know something about them," Papyrus is running out the door before I can even finish, bless the giant cinnamon roll. I wonder where he's headed.

"ALRIGHT, NOW-" a human hand waves frantically in the back of the crowd, "YES, PUNK?"

"Um…" A human in those weird scrub things wades through the mildly stunned crowd, "Um...two of the...children...um…" The human wilts under my glare, "...um, they, um...just woke up?"

I feel the edges of my grin spread farther across my face, "THEN LET'S GO TALK TO THEM!"

"Um…" The glare has returned, "...um, only...um...two visitors at a time?" Their voice rises into a squeak at the end. It's almost funny, if what they said wasn't SO DAMNED ANNOYING!

"FINE!" I scan the room, assessing my resources. Damn, Papyrus would have been perfect for this...oh well. I bow politely to her Former Majesty, "Wanna get in on this, Toriel?"

Her eyes light up with the fire she ALWAYS gets when kids are involved, and she sweeps by the trembling human nurse-thingy, her robes billowing out behind her. HECK YEAH, SHE LOOKS SO BADASS RIGHT NOW! I sprint after her, the human squeaking behind me for us to wait up. The crowd seems pleased.

A/N: This is the end of this story as I've written it - I know it's been awhile since I last wrote on it, and I can't bring myself to write anymore. So I'm posting the last chapter, and anyone who wants to take this and run with it is free to do so.