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Wednesday Night

Kenny's PoV

I head out the door, wearing my best looking clothes that don't have that many holes in them, and I walk to Bebe's. It's not that long of a walk considering this small town, so it takes me about 3 minutes. I walk up to the red house and knock on the door. A few seconds later, a man with brown hair and glasses answers. Must be her father.

"Uh, good evening, Sir. I'm here for Bebe?" I ask. He takes a look at me for a few seconds.

"You must be Kenny. She'll be down any minute, she's getting ready." He says before calling out to her. I wait there for about a minute before she comes to the door, wearing a red leather jacket, black jeans and a silver heart pendant.

"Wow, you look great." I comment.

"Not too bad yourself, McCormick. Mom, Dad, I'm going now!" She shuts the door.

"May I ask where are we going?" She asks as I lead her down the street.

"You know, I could tell you myself, but I haven't really been there." I tell her, who raises an eyebrow in response.

"Huh, real smooth Kenny." She laughs as we turn the corner, where a black car is parked.

"Yeah, I know. So instead, I figured the guy who recommended the place should tell you about it." I say as someone steps out of the car: Stan the Man!

"Oh, and he's also driving us to the place." I say.

"Thanks for doing this dude." I tell Stan.

"No problem, man. I do owe you for those tips on how to give Wendy a good time in b- you know, I don't think now's the time. Hop in!" He calls out to us.

"Do you always do this on first dates?" She asks, probably still in shock on how well planned I can be.

"Hmm. Nope." I say as I open the door for her. She steps in, with me following. Stan drives us out of South Park, and on the way to Denver.

"So, what's this place like, Stan?" Bebe asks.

"It's a fantastic restaurant. And cheap too!" I feel like he was mainly saying that last bit to me…

"Yeah, great food, waiters and waitresses are so kind. I'm pretty sure me and Wendy have been there at least 10 times." He explains.

"Speaking of her, where is my gal?" Bebe asks.

"She's at the gym. When she found out about you two, she was freaking out. In a good way, though." He says, with Bebe face palming.

"Oh no." Bebe proceeds to pull out her phone. She frantically taps the screen before sighing, muttering a quiet -Goddamnit- under her breath before showing me her phone.

"Fuck sake Wendy." I laugh as I read what she posted on Facebook.

'OMG! Bebe Stevens and Kenny McCormick are official! -squeals-' Wow, 10 people have liked this so far, including Stan, Kyle, Nichole, Token, Karen, Ike, Jimmy, Clyde, Red and even Cartman! Oh, she is so gonna pay for this.

"Kenny, you haven't talked in 5 minutes, are you okay?" Bebe asks, making me jump a bit.

"Oh, yeah. I'm just thinking of ways to prank Wendy now." We all laugh.

"Don't worry, I can certainly help with that!" Bebe replies.

"I can help get her distracted. Maybe you can drop a water balloon on her head!" Stan remarks, causing us to giggle again.

20 Minutes Later

"Here we are! Enjoy your night guys! Call me when you are ready to leave, I'll be in the pub until then. Seeya!" Stan drives off, leaving me and Bebe standing outside the restaurant. We walk into the place, a big room with dark red walls and a nice white marble floor filled with people already eating. What surprises me is that nobody seems to be dressing over-the-top fancy, they're just wearing normal clothes. Sweet, that means this place is affordable. I notice a choose-your-own dessert bar in the centre of the room, with, OH MY GOD! A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! SCORE!

A waiter leads me and Bebe to a table, and gives us two menus. I scan through it, and boy, there is a lot of food that seems delicious here. I settle on roast chicken with gravy and mashed potatoes, but Bebe is still looking.

"I think I'm gonna have the spaghetti bolognese." She tells me. I call a waiter over, and takes the menus. He pulls out a pen and notepad, and I can tell by the look of his face that he is bored out of his mind.

"What will you two be having?" He says in a monotone voice.

"Umm, I'll be having roast chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy. The lady will be having spaghetti bolognese." The waiter quickly scribbles down what we ordered, before leaving us.

"I have a feeling he might spit in our food." Bebe mutters.

"Stan told us that this place has good service, this guy's probably had a bad day or something." I assure her.

"Yeah, probably. How's your sister?"

"She's fine. I heard she was going out with Ike. Kyle hasn't told me yet, so I don't believe it." And with that, Bebe pulls out her phone again, dialling a number. She then passes her phone to me, so I look at the screen and see Kyle's number.

"Are you kidding me?" I say, to which she responds with a devious smile. I sigh in defeat before calling the number. After 3 rings, he picks up.

"Hey, Kyle. Do you have Ike there?" I ask him.

"Uh, hi, Kenny. No he isn't here right now, he said he was hanging out with your sister. Wait, why are you using Beb-"

"Ok, bye!" I quickly hang up before passing the phone back to Bebe.

"So, my sister is going out with your ex's little brother. Fantastic." I mutter.

"Wait, what do you mean my ex?" Bebe asks.

"I thought you guys dated back in 3rd Grade."

"On, no, that was silly Truth or Dare game."

The waiter suddenly arrives with our food. Believe it or not, it looks great. He hands me the bill too, which ends up as about $20. I pay him immediately, earning me an impressed look from Bebe.

"So, you aren't as poor as people say you are." She remarks as she starts eating the spaghetti.

"I actually worked a lot in the last couple of days, doing odd jobs here and there, you know? Speaking of which, what kind of job would you like to have? Wait, wait, lemme guess. Professional cheerleader?" I ask as I pop some delicious roast chicken in my mouth.

"Haha! Oh, no. Other than what people actually think, I'd actually rather be a lawyer or a marine biologist." She says. I have to say, I'm quite surprised by that remark. But what catches me off guard even more is the tone of embarrassment in her voice.

"Wow, I'm impressed, Bebe. I would expect that coming from Wendy or Kyle, but from you? That surprised me, in a good way." We both smile and continue eating.

We finish up after about 10 minutes, also talking about what a dread the last year of school will probably be, and she kept flirting with me too, which is a very good sign. I think it was a good idea not wearing my suit underneath my clothes tonight, hehe. We leave the restaurant with smiles on our faces, and start heading towards the pub that Stan's at.

"Stan was right. That was a fantastic restaurant!" Bebe says joyfully. A bunch of police cars pass us, sirens full blast. Oh no, from experience, I know sirens is a bad sign.

"Yeah. So, if you don't mind me asking, would you mind if I took you on a second date?" I asked her. Her face then lit up with a smile.

"It would be a pleasure." She says seductively. Fire trucks are rushing past now. I have a bad feeling about this. We turn the corner, nearing Stan's pub. He suddenly runs out of the building, rushing to his car. Please don't tell me he's gonna have another episode tonight. He sees us and quickly drives towards us, making it seem like he is about to run us over.

"Guys, are you done?" He asks nervously.

"Yeah. What's happening?" I ask him with a worried look on my face.

"You guys didn't hear the explosion?" He asks. My face suddenly falls, and I quickly open the car door.

"What the fuck happened?" Bebe asks as she gets in the car, me following her.

"I'll tell you on the way. There's no way I'm staying here for long." Stan says, hopping into the driver's seat. He does a quick U-turn, driving us down the street.

"There! Look over there!" He says, pointing to the right. At first I see nothing but trees, but then I see it. Smoke spitting into the sky, and a building in flames, lighting up the night sky.

1 Hour Later

News Broadcast

"Ladies and Gentlemen, if you are just joining us now, the fire that had consumed the Union Station in Denver after reports of an explosion, has been put out about 30 minutes ago. Police have already started their investigations into what seems to be a terrorist attack. The explosion occurred just over an hour ago in the station, and we have yet to receive reports on casualties-"

-Broadcast Cuts Out-

-Static-

-Broadcast Comes Back On-

"Tell the audience your name. TELL THEM YOUR NAME!" A voice orders a man tied to a chair.

"M-my, name is Dave." The man says, terrified.

"Tell them where you work." The voice orders again.

"D-Denver U-U-Union Station, please don't hurt me." The man says, with a tone of fear in his voice.

"And what exactly happened, to the station?" The voice asks again.

"It- it, um-" The man gets cut off, as the camera turns to the man holding it: a male wearing a silver helmet, with a smile on his face.

"IT GOT BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS! HAHAHA!" The man laughs.

"Listen, everyone. What happened at that station, is just the beginning." He giggles.

"To Mysterion: Chaos is coming, and you won't be able to stop it." He coldly says, before bursting out laughing, and setting the camera down, showing a wall and two shadows.

"As for you, you have been a bad boy recently! HAHAHAHAHA!" One shadow pulls out something.

"No, no, not the syringe, not the- AGHHHH-"

-Broadcast Cuts Out-

A/N: Oh deary me. If I made that date segment awkward, I am sorry, as I have never actually been on a date….. :/ Thank you for your review AnonymousPoet! Sorry for taking a while with this chapter, as school has been a rightful pain in the arse, thanks to revision for Christmas Exams (WHY ARE EXAMS A THINGGGGGG) Anyway, next chapter probably next week, and I'll try and have a bit more MYSTERION in the next one. And as always…

Thanks for reading!