I, Satin
By FearPigeon
I was prancing to school.
But suddenly Michael was glancing at me.
His eyes made my vagina drop.
"Sandy Potter". The noise erupted from down the street.
"It is me your real and cool friend, Zach"
"And me, Cody".
"I am talking to Michael" But then Mr Gandalf appeared.
With his Bitchin Car.
"Sandy, we must go back in time, So I can make sweet love to thee."
We all Entered.
"4 way" Zach Exclaimed.
"There is 5 of us" Silly Mr Gandalf said.
"Yes, one must be Bled" Said I.
The Sacrifice begun
"nun' is powerful as thy, Master's bidding"
"We are Forbiddin' from Not being here."
I draw the knife
"A,oh,A,oh" I chanted, As the knife drew my poison.
I dragged my wrist against the floor.
A star formed.
A red whirlwind ravaged the room. A face was taking shape in the centre.
"Why did ye summon the most powerful". The un-recognisable face said.
Michael bent over, "To sacrifice the holy to the un-holy".
"Why" it said.
"To have permission to do the naked dance" exclaimed all but it.
"Gromit, you fool" in the distance was heard.
Then suddenly a figure out of the shadow gave Cody the Back hand.
"I pity the fool, Who Doesn't go to school".
A Terrifying roar appeared. Then all of our faces melted.