Lucky
By FearPigeon
The Knights Steed Cautiously tiptoed Through the Autumn Forest.
Leaves encircled the beast.
The Knight was traveling far east.
A shadowy figure emerged from the Bush.
The Knights sword through itself to the beast.
"Care a for White sandwich" The little figure said.
"Who are ye?" Knight puzzled at the Height.
It repeated the phrase.
"Fine" Sighed the Knight.
It hovered between the legs.
"Are thy Magic?" The Knight Astonished.
"Sure" Grimed the fellow.
The Knight Stumbled of the Steed
Filled with greed.
"What's init?" The Knight Questioned.
"Jizz" Exclaimed the Increasing smaller fellow.
"Oh, What's the meat?" Asked the Knight. He didn't want to know.
"My penis" Waggled the fellow.
"Great" bellowed the Knight
Then a dinosaur killed them.