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The Next Day

Kenny's PoV

I wake up again in my bed, sunlight beaming through my window and into my face. You can try Summer, you can try, but you aren't melting our snow! I get dressed, brush my teeth with $1 toothpaste and I eat my breakfast. Karen is up, brushing her hair with her pink hairbrush that has a broken handle. She doesn't seem to care that it's broken, as I gave it to her for her 11th Birthday. Mom and Dad are asleep, so I, as per usual, have to make breakfast for us. I remember what Bebe told me about Karen and Kyle's younger brother, Ike, so I'm gonna talk to her about it.

"Hey, Karen, mind me asking something?" I ask as she sits down at the table.

"Um, sure. What's up?" She smiles, blowing some hair away from her eye.

"When did you start dating Ike Broflovski?" I ask. Her eyes widen as a surprised and shocked look appeared on her face.

"Wait, what? No, I, um, I never…" She says defensively, but I cut her off.

"On my date with Bebe the other day, she let me phone Kyle, asking where Ike was. He said that he was hanging out with you. Then on the way back home, she showed me Ike's Instagram, where he posted a number of pictures of you and him together, which I ultimately thought was quite cute." I say to the bewildered brunette.

"I… I…" She tries to talk.

"Yes? Get it out Karen." I grin.

She thinks for a second, before getting a confused look on her face.

"Wait, you were on a date? With Bebe? I FUCKING KNEW IT!" She shouts at the top of her lungs.

"God Damnit Karen! Shut up, we're trying to sleep here!" I hear my father's hillbilly voice from across the house.

"I fucking knew it!" She whispers in my ear.

"Don't change the subject. How long have you been with Ike?" I ask her.

"Um, like, two weeks now." She says, embarrassed.

"Wow, you kept that a secret for two weeks! Sucks that he didn't." I taunt her. She playfully punches me in the arm as payback.

"Alright, alright. Now, you tell me about YOUR love life!" She grins as I pinch the bridge of my nose.

"Ok. I asked her out on Sunday, after me, her, and the rest of the gang went to Tweek's coffee shop. Then on Wednesday we went to a restaurant in Denver that Stan recommended." I explain, as my phone vibrates in my pocket. I flip it open, seeing a message from her displayed on the screen:

'Hey Ken! Listen, Red and Kyle asked me to ask you if you wanna go to Tweek's Coffee Shop for some sort of Double Date! You in?'

I think for a second before replying.

'Sure, why not? What time?' I text back.

'10 minutes. I'll meet you at your house this time, since my dad doesn't like you as much now…' I chuckle at her message.

"What is it? Are you texting her?" Karen asks, finishing her bread and butter.

"Yeeeeah. In fact, I gotta go in 10 minutes because me and her are meeting Kyle and his girlfriend Red for coffee." I tell her before leaving the table.

"What are you gonna do after, huh? Smooch under the table?" She taunts as I walk to my room.

"If there was no one around, then we would be doing much more." I grin, closing the door shut. Should I take the suit? Hmm, I don't know. I start to remember what happened last year, when that once nutjob tried to rob the place, took Bebe at gunpoint before I broke his arm in a couple of seconds. Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine. I take off my heavy orange parka, leaving a white t-shirt on me, because I don't want to die of too much heat… again. I hear a knock on the door, that must be her.

"I'll get it!" I shout to Karen. She's a few minutes early. I try and make my hair less messy, before ultimately giving myself a "good enough" and I run to the door. I open it, with the beautiful blond leaning on the door frame, a smile on her face as she greets me.

"Hey Ken! You ready?" She asks, before looking past me. I hope to God I didn't leave out the fireworks, AGAIN. I turn around, seeing my sister grinning from the kitchen table.

"Don't start or I rip you to shreds about Ike." I warn her, earning a slight giggle from both her and Bebe before I shut the door behind me.

"So, you told her you knew about her and Ike?" She asks.

"Oh yeah. I'm pretty sure I scared the shit out of her. Those pictures of her and Ike on his Instagram though. If they weren't dating then what the hell do I call what they were doing in those pictures?" We laugh. It doesn't take that long until we reach the coffee shop. We go in, finding their table, which was not hard considering it's not hard to miss the two redheads.

"Hey guys!" We say to them as we sit down.

"Hey guys!" They say back. Kyle's got her arm around Red, which surprised me a bit, considering he was never that good with ladies.

"Whatcha guys ordering? GAH!" Tweek asks us.

"Umm, Coffee." I tell him.

"Coffee." Bebe says.

"Same, coffee." Red says.

"Coffee, but no sugar." Kyle tells him, making me remember that he is diabetic.

"So, you guys are official as it gets then." Red says happily.

"Yeah, I suppose so." Bebe smiles at me.

"How was your first date? And why did you call me on her cellphone?" Kyle asks.

"Well, minus seeing a building up in flames, it went great! Kenny used my phone because, well, you know." Bebe tells him.

"Your brother is nailing my sister, dude." I say in a pissed off tone.

"Wait, WHAT?" He says in a shocked tone.

"Hahaha! I'm kidding dude. If she was having sex at her age, I would be extremely pissed off dude. They're just, going out I guess. Seems a bit weird though, always thought Ruby would be all over your genius little brother." I say.

"Wait a minute, you talk about your sister having sex with my brother, but didn't you get a blowjob by Tammy War-"

"Let's NOT talk about that, can we?" I cut him off, glancing at Bebe who is giving me a mock death stare. I remember that day, when she gave me Syphilis and ended up killing me. They don't remember that though, obviously.

"You know what I find funny, Red? You're dating a guy that is like, totally the opposite of you, no offence Kyle, but your hair is nearly the exact same!" Bebe says to Red.

"You're one to talk. Have you not noticed that you and Kenny are both blond?" She says.

"Well, that just makes me feel better than I'm with him." She smiles at me.

"Hey, you said you saw a building in flames. Was that the Union Station that blew up?" Red asks me.

"Yeah, it was." I say with sadness in my voice.

"We all saw that video, didn't we? God dammit, is it weird that I feel sort of responsible that Butters turned out like this? I mean, he just went insane!" I say.

"Kenny, it's not your fault, it's nobody's fault." Kyle assures me.

"Don't start with that, Kyle. We put him through hell back in Elementary, and then Craig and his friends bullied him towards the end of Freshmen year, and we all know about his dad. I feel like we could've helped him more, y'know?" I tell them. They nod in agreement.

"Well, Butters decided to kill his parents, and now he took innocent lives. That part can't be mostly our fault." Bebe assures us. Her phone vibrates, so she takes it out.

"What is it?" I ask her.

"It's a text, from Cartman. It says, 'Ey, Slut. We need to talk. Meet me at my backyard in 10 minutes" That's odd. What would he want from me?" She says. I'm open my mouth but my phone vibrates too, as does Kyle's and Red's.

"He sent me the same message, except he called me Poorboy." I tell them.

"Yeah, me too, except he called me Filthy Jew." Kyle adds.

"Same, but he called me The Jew's Sex Slave. What the fuck Cartman?" Red says angrily.

"Here you go guys! NGH!" Tweek hands us our drinks. We pay him, but I'm interested in something else.

"Hey, Tweek, did you get a text message from Cartman?" I ask him.

"GAH! I don't know!" He pulls out his phone, then his eyes widen.

"OH MY GOD! HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME! HE CALLED ME A SPASTIC! WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME? IS HE ONE OF THE UNDERPANTS GNOMES?!" He screams, but I calm him down.

"Calm down Tweek, he wants to talk to all of us. Come on, let's go." Us 5 leave the shop, taking the drinks with us, heading to Cartman's house.

At Cartman's House

We are greeted by Fatass, who tells us to take a seat at his backyard. A bunch of other kids are waiting, including Stan, Wendy, Token, Clyde, Craig and Jimmy, as with all the other kids too.

"Alright, now that you're all here, I called this meeting because this is an urgent matter." Cartman says as he stands at his cardboard podium.

"Cartman, we're not getting your cat out of another tree just because you're too fat to do it yourself." Craig says, making us all laugh, except for Cartman who's glaring at him.

"Shut the fuck up Craig! This is actually important! Now, as you all know, especially the slutty blondes at the front." He looks at Bebe and I, to which I give him the finger in response.

"Butters, motherfucking Stotch, SOMEHOW, managed to attack the place in some gay costume and kill a shit ton of people. Now, just in case he remembers that we sorta helped make him crazy, he might come and attack US. So, I gathered you here to warn you, that if he does remember us, we're so fucked." He tells us all.

"No, Fatass, you're fucked! Let's not forget all those schemes that you used Butters in back in Elementary!" Clyde stands up.

"Says the guy that helped bully the fag during his first and only year of High School. Well done to that, dumbasses." Cartman responds, facepalming. Craig and Token join Clyde in protesting against him, but suddenly Stan stands up.

"He's got a point you know! You guys even beat him up ON THE SAME DAY HE MURDERED HIS PARENTS!" He shouts at them. Soon, everyone is shouting and screaming at each other, except for me, Bebe, Kyle and Cartman, who's emptying a packet of M&Ms into his mouth. He finishes before taking a deep breath.

"WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!" He screams at us, making us sit down immediately in surprise.

"We all, did something to piss the dude off and send him over the edge. So, I'm ending this meeting by telling you this. I know you are in this crowd, Mysterion, or you're spying on us with some magical shit that you ripped off from Batman, or whatever. Just, please, if this fucker even dares to attack us, please protect us." He says, with us slowly nodding in agreement.

"C-can we go h-h-home now?" Jimmy asks Cartman.

"Yeah, sure, get the fuck outta backyard." He replies, and we all stand up and leave.

Now I realise something. Cartman just told me something that might have never crossed my mind.

We might all be in danger.

A/N: First off, I would like to say, Rest in Peace Carrie Fisher, the actress who played Princess Leia in Star Wars, who just died a couple of hours before I started to write this chapter. May the Force Be With You in Heaven. Anyway, thank you to Galaxyskyreader for that review, I really appreciate it and I hope you had a great Christmas too! Even though I shouldn't be saying this here, I would like to say thank you to Kayline626 who gave my last story, Mysterion, it's 20th review! I'm so happy people are still reading that story, as I thought it would be easily forgotten. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter being all Kenny, and don't worry, Mysterion will be back soon. And as always…

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