Overly Black (nether regions) beard
By FearPigeon
The blackness stared at their men waist
"Ar ye graced with god".
The lively bodies hit their knees to the ground.
"I provide a tease but nothing more, nothing less!"
"That's disgusting" groaned a corpse
"Says who" He played his sword
"Says me" He jamp
"Walk me plank" grinned the captain
"I'll be glad to feel the wind"
"The speed I be going, you'll feel plenty" His smile grew
The captain hit the wood with his steel
"would you not" as he his chin raised itself
"fine but do care explain" He said in a soft voice
The piano begun a story of notes
"I am more into women you see" He sang in tune
"You have the Wang ta'night" he promoted in song
"Not quite what I noted" He sighed
"Do not dare sigh" The crew heckled
"Do not even frown to my crown" The captain sang this while pacing around the man
"But, But, I don't want to be embracing with my face" The man pointed
"Do not dare sigh" The crew returned
"Do not be embarrassed" The captain chased by his crew
"But, But I don't want to be faced with this" He spun on the spot
"Thank but no ma' dear" He smiled
The chatter box slammed with one more tune
But the slam of the door was the last note