This was requested by LadyGoofy. Who wanted protective guard dog bitty bones. Edgy, Rattling to "scare" off predators. This is what I came up with for her. Hope you all enjoy!

It's a beautiful day outside. Just perfect for a walk out in the warm air and sunshine.

"Hang on to me Edge. I don't want you to fall." You placed the small bitty on your shoulder as he grips onto your hair.

"ok ma!" he replied nibbling lightly on your ear.

"Edge don't bite."

"sorry."

The two of you walk around for a little while looking scenery, smelling the flowers. Until an eager dog runs up to you. Barking, happily wagging its tail.

"Hello puppy!" you reached a hand out to pet him. The dog jumped up on you trying to play.

Edgy began to shake and growl. The dog stared at him, tilting it's furry head to the side.

You gabbed the K-9's paws and tossed them off you. It tried to jump up again but the little bitty on your shoulder growled even louder, his little red eyes glowing as he summoned a bone attack and threw it.

The dog seeing the bone caught it in mid air. Running off with it.

You picked up the little skeleton off your shoulder.

"What was that?" you asked. His bone still lightly shaking.

"that thing was attacking you! i saved you."

"No it wasn't Edgy. It's just a friendly dog it was only playing."

"why did it leap on you then?"

"That's what dogs do sometimes when they want to play. It wasn't hurting me."

He huffed and sat in your hands. Crossing his arms. Not looking at you.

"I know you were just trying to protect me but. You need to be careful. If someone saw you attacking anyone then they might try to hurt you or take you away from me."

He finally looks at you, his expression was worried.

"i don't want that to happen." He speaks quietly.

You pat his little head and hold him as close as you can without squishing him.

"I don't either. So maybe when other humans show up stay hidden unless I say it's okay."

He nods standing up. Taking your face in his hands squishing your cheeks.

"haha! you look like a big nerd!"

"Nofh I don't sfhp." You try to talk with a squishy face.

He let's go and jumps back on your shoulder. You continue walking looking at the trees.

Before you knew it a few hours flew by. The sun was starting to set.

"Think we should go home now." you mutter to Edgy. Who had fallen asleep at some point on your shoulder wrapped up in your hair.

"I'd love to go home with you." A voice said making you jump.

Leaning on a tree nearby was a man. He had on a dark jacket, blue jeans and several scars covering his face. He grinned at you.

You immediately put as much distance as possible between the creep and yourself. He got off the tree and started walking to you.

"No need to be afraid. Just trying to be friendly is all." He said.

Panic was setting in. 'Who was he? Why he talking to you? Did he want money? Would he try to hurt you?' All these thoughts swam around in your head as he was now just a few feet away.

"Well stop!" You try to sound intimidating but most likely failing at it.

The man didn't stop however. He walked faster.

'Run Away!' your brain screamed and you did run, you ran right smack into a tree. Sliding on the ground.

The man was right on top of you now. Gripping your arms.

'Oh god!'

A loud rattling burst though the air. It sounded like a rattle snake was close by. The man froze, eyes wide. He dropped you, looking around.

You must have ticked off the snake when you fell. It sounded like it was right next to yo- wait! Edgy! He was awake now, rattling his little bones for all his worth. He paused lifting a stick with his magic and stabbing the man in the leg with it!

The creep screamed, running off to go find help. Edgy was still shaking in your ear. Picking him up you kissed his little cheek, making him blush bright red.

"My little hero!"

Still blushing he hugged your face.

"i'll always protect you ma!"

"I know you will. Now how about we go home and you can have a nice big cup mustard, and a piece of chocolate cake. Sound good?"

Edgy grinned and kissed your nose. "sounds great!"

Wasting no more time you ran home and locked the doors. Thinking about calling the cops. But not before giving your little skeleton who was now covered in cake crumbs and chocolate a bath.