Down in RiverClan, it was complete CHAOS. Their fish had been soaked in champagne, so Riverclan had gotten it first. Mistystar was playing spin the bottle with a herself, using a fish as a bottle. All the real bottles were getting filled with lake champagne and thrown at the apprentices and kits, because the deputy said so. Somehow, Hawkfrost had come back alive and was was dunking all the queens' heads into toilets, and giving them and their kits swirlies. Mothwing dumped alcohol on the marigold, so when cats got injured in battle, they would be fighting drunk.
Somebody had rigged airhorns all over the camp and was blaring them nonstop. Willowshine was trying to eat all the elders' tails. Finally, Mistystar called a clan meeting.
"Alright- childs we is gonna blow all ze ShadowClanz hindquarters onto WindClan's facez!" she said with a slur to her voice. "YAAAAAA!" All the cats in the camp yelled then went to get tons of airhorns to destroy two clans with. Also, the kits were making dirt in the leader's nest. It was MADNESS.
Up in oh-so-mighty StarClan, all the cats were howling with laughter, even crying. Mosskit was trying to spank Mousefur, which was weird.
"Okay! Order in the whatever StarClan is!" Bluestar yelled. "Time to check on Windclan!" The WindClan cats roared with approval."
"Let's see what they're up to."
Alright guys, I'm gonna try to get out multiple chapters a week. Stay tuned for more Warriors get drunk and end the world!