Warriors get drunk and end the world Chapter 6: Double Loner Duo, a warriors fanfic

NOTE: if you haven't finished all the warriors books, I recommend stopping right here and going to read them. NOTE #2: If you finished the last note, this happens before Ravenpaw (and maybe Barley) die.

In case you're wondering: Wait, how the hell did Ravenpaw and Barley get drunk? I'm getting to that. Anyway, the twolegs at the barn were having a dinner party with their friends, and one of them brought a crap ton of beer. There was so much that no one noticed when Ravenpaw and Barley got very interested, and decided yo drink a lot of it. I don't know why, maybe they thought it was yummy for their tummies? After a few bottles were chugged the two cats started to act crazy, smashing bottles over each other's heads, smoking, and other unspeakable acts. The twolegs didn't notice because they had all fainted into a drugged sleep on top of one another. (Ew) The two cats held a dog down and poured alcohol into its' eyes. (so sad) The dog instantly collapsed, and Ravenpaw and Barley decided to do that too. They lay in a heap and descended into their own dreams.

Ravenpaw woke up into a dream. There was a lake of champagne in front of him, and he leapt into it, only to find it dissolve beneath his paws. He wailed for it to come back, cried to StarClan. But StarClan were too busy ending yet another Dark Forest late-night party with their bazookas. Those Dark Forest warriors KNEW that there was no excuse to avoid bedtime! :( Ravenpaw was sad.

Barley also woke into a dream that night, only this time, in his dream, there were HUNDREDS of cats in front of him, all made out of champagne. He leapt towards one, but it dissolved before he could touch it. He tried again, only to get the same results. He tried again, and again, and again, but to no avail. He too, cried out to his ancestors, then realized they were bloodthirsty, dead members of BloodClan, and shut his face instantly.

Barley and Ravenpaw woke up and the exact same instant and began slapping each other at lightspeed, just because they could.

This took me less than 1 night to write, but it was 1 night of writing STRAIGHT. The only reason I continue this series is because of you guys. I appreciate you so much! Keep writing reviews! ;) (Longest chapter yet, 418 words! RECORD!)