Jefferson, clean up this mess immediately. You woke me up in the middle of the night when you tripped over something and stubbed your toe. Our bond is useful, but sometimes very annoying. Like at 2 in the morning.
Stein
Alright, Grey. Jeeze, I might as well have my mom on this ship.
Jax
Since when do we post sticky notes to each other? Mick came to me while I was stretching this morning and asked me where he could find some.
Sara
I thought it was a new fad. I always like new fads.
Mick
Leaving each other messages is a very affective way to tell each other what we need them to know without them actually being present.
Stein
That why you've been leaving them everywhere? Like on my hair spray?
Leonard
You don't have hair. Why on earth would you need hair spray?
Sara
I have wondered that for a long time, Lance.
Mick
Aww, this is so cute! You guys are all writing notes to one another.
Kendra
According to Stein, it's not cute. It's "a very affective way to tell each other what we need to know without them actually being present".
Leonard
Wow, did you memorize that? Or did you have the sticky note with you? And, by the way, the period goes inside the quotation marks.
Ray
Wow, Grey, look what you started. Now everyone is cluttering up our wall space with little pieces of paper.
Jax
But Jax, you forgot the messages on the pieces of paper. Doesn't it feel nice to receive a message?
Ray
I speak for all of us when I say, no, it doesn't.
Leonard
You don't speak for me. I think it's sweet. :)
Kendra
Kendra, we need to have a conversation of how to keep up the image of being a tough girl. One of those things is not using the word "sweet". Especially followed by a smily face.
Sara
Aww, I could totally picture Kendra when I saw that smily face.
Ray
I second what Sara said. Except with Ray.
Mick
I didn't use a smily face! Or the word sweet!
Ray
Doesn't matter. You're still annoying.
Leonard
And use such old fashioned cursive that I can't even understand what you are writing.
Sara
Oh, guys. Be nice to Ray. He just likes the idea of sticky notes.
Kendra
I think he just likes the idea of having friends.
Mick
Ouch.
Jax
I have friends! I've got plenty of friends! They just happen to all be on Team Arrow and not really like calling me. Or texting me. Or visiting me. But they're still my friends.
Ray
Famous last words...
Sara
That doesn't even make sense, Ms. Lance.
Stein
No, I'm being serious. I swear, 6 people at the League of Assassins said that, just before their "friends" killed them.
Sara
Dude, that is seriously morbid.
Jax
Don't call a girl dude, Jax.
Kendra
It's fine. I don't mind. If I did, Jax would know.
Sara
Hahahahahahaha.
Mick
Did you know, Mr. Rory, that "hahahahahahaha" and a period is not a proper sentence?
Stein
You think I care?
Mick
Hey, you're starting to sound like me, Mick. I say that ALL. THE. TIME.
Jax
Guys, let's just be nice, here. We argue enough as it is without arguing through sticky notes.
Kendra
I second that!
Ray
Of course you do.
Leonard
What's that supposed to mean?!
Ray
Snart?
Ray
Snart, answer me!
Ray
You know my favorite thing about this? That the Captain is completely clueless to all of it.
Mick
Of course I'm not clueless to it, Mr. Rory. It is rather hard to ignore, considering that the Waverider's walls have now become the favorite place for putting sticky notes up.
Rip.
Seriously, who signs there name with a period?
Sara
Rip.
Leonard
Haha, Crook.
Sara
I love how you two have pet names for each other. It's so cute!
Kendra
They are NOT pet names.
Sara
If you write so... But I know what you say.
Kendra
Kendra...
Sara
Something you're not telling me, Assassin?
Leonard
Here we go.
Jax
I know that you all love to write notes to one another, but my recycling bin is overflowing from wall clean up. Please end this nonsense immediately.
Rip.
Ok, sorry, Rip.
Kendra
Ah, I just wrote another one- So sorry.
Kendra
Oh, I did it again. Really done now, sorry again.
Kendra
3 months later...
Hey guys? Remember this?
Jax
Author's Note: It's so much more fun when you have the fonts to go with the notes, but ah well. Nothing much I can do. Except tire out my fingers putting in line breakers :P