Alright! Here we go! Another chapter, yay! In this one... well you'll just have to find out. *evil laughter* Enjoy!
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I couldn't believe what I was seeing. "Is… that… Robin?" Asked Kidflash, petrified.
I looked down. Instead of my big brother there was a eight year old little boy with eyes screwed shut. The Robin costume just about drowned him and the mask was shaped wrong for his little face.
I didn't know what happened, but next time I looked over at the kid he looked even littler. By the time we'd put him on the couch he looked about three years old, at most.
"Is that Robin?" Kidflash asked again.
"Wha- how?"
"Oh, gosh. Who's that." Miss Martian staggered out, holding her head. She stated it as a statement, not a question.
"We don't know, we think…" Superboy trailed off. "We think it may be Rob."
"What?" Artemis didn't know what was going on because she had finished up a call when they found… the kid, and then volunteered to help Miss Martian. She came out and spotted him and froze. "Who's that?"
"Let me see…" Miss M's eyes glowed and she reeled back. "Th-th-that is R-Robin!"
Zatanna to hadn't seen yet but heard and peeked out of the Bio-Ship. She ran up to him and touched the little guy's forehead. "With a magic residue."
They all stared at the sleeping little boy in confusion and fear for a minute, and thankfully, he didn't seem to be getting any younger. Eventually, after the shock, all three of the girls squeeled.
"He is so cute!" Artemis exclaimed.
"I just can't get all the little boy clothes at the store out of my mind!" Zatanna giggled.
"Oh… human babies are just darling!"
"Uh, guys, what if this is permanent?" Asked Superboy.
I smiled maliciously. "Then I get to be the big brother." I laughed evilly.
Dick was supposed to be my big brother. If I was his… ooh! Oh how much fun I'd have! I'd be the one to corrupt him and eventually help give him "The Talk" and annoy him, and tease him… and, well, I'd get to be Robin. The Robin. Not that I'd ever want to get rid of him, he's my brother, but I want to do things!
"Okay, I don't think I like the sound of that." Kidflash glared at me.
"Ah, come on!"
"Incoming Call."
"It's Batman!" Screamed Artemis. "What are we going to DO?"
"Oh, he's gonna' kill us, gonna', gonna', gonna'!" Kidflash started running in circles.
"We are so dead." I tried to hide my fear.
"Team. Mission: Report." Batman came on. We all crowded in front of the sleeping little boy in attempt to hide him.
Kaldur recounted the mission leaving out the part with the shock hitting Dick.
"Where's Robin?" Batman asked.
"Using the bathroom!" I blurted the same time KF yelped "Changing!"
Bruce scowled at us. We all shrank back. "Jay, I want you and Robin at the Batcave immediately. We have things to attend to."
I nodded, forcing an uneasy smile.
"Good." Bruce nodded and then was out.
"Oh what're we going to do?" Groaned Artemis.
"Well- I guess, wait, where's Rob?" I stopped short, seeing the couch empty.
Everyone stared at it blankly then rushed off in panic. "Robin? Dicky?" I called, searching everywhere for my brother. Is he technically my little brother now?
This went on for maybe ten minutes when Miss Martian and I bonked into each other full-speed in the kitchen. "Oh! Mini Rob! I'm so sorry!"
I grit my teeth. Seemed like my new official name was "Mini Rob." I didn't like it. I was about to tell her so, and I'll admit, rather rudely but decided against it. "I need to use the bathroom." I said instead and stomped away.
Where oh where had our little bird gone?
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