NOOO! I got two guest reviews and I think I accidentally DELETED them! I am SO sorry! But don't worry, I'll still count them and post a chapter for them. That means we get two chapters because of your lovely reviews and one I was supposed to do today anyway! That's THREE chapters! Yay! So today we find Dickybird... aw, he is SO CUTE! So please enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I can't think of anything creative for today's, soooo... I own nadda
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Miss Martian blushed deeply as Mini Rob stomped out. Then she sensed Big Rob- or, er, Tiny Rob? She spun to see the child giggling as he ate one of her cookies on the table. She felt herself going all cutesy inside.
The three year old had beautiful, thick black lashes framing his electric blue eyes. Weirdos on Mars, his eyes were blue! His raven hair was almost blue it was so dark and he had the cutest smile, like ever! She didn't even get upset when she realized that was the last cookie.
"Oh! Robin! Aren't you adorable?!" She scooped him up but he screamed and wiggled out of her arms.
"Get away from me, green lady! Tati says strangers are dangers to taser!" He pulled out of his belt what appeared to be a taser, but lucky for her Superboy had just come in and had reflexes. He was shocked, but with his super invulnerability it was just an uncomfortable tickle.
Then he snatched at the little boy but Robin ran up his arm and flipped over his head, scampering into the common room where the rest the team had gathered to report that they couldn't find the little acrobat.
Miss Martian rushed out to see Artemis diving at the child only to miss. Kidflash picked up the little guy, catching him using superspeed. The boy stared into Kidflash's eyes for a minute, fiddling adorably with his tiny fingers. Then his face hardened.
"You aren't Uncle Barry." Then he started sobbing, tears staining his round little cheeks.
Kidflash tried to soothe the little boy while at the same time restraining him, without much success when Robin's little brother? Older brother? Came out, dressed in his civilian clothes and shades.
"Kiddork! What did you do now?" He yelled angrily. At the sound of Mini Rob's voice Tiny Robin immediately stopped crying.
"Jajay?" he asked looking around. Mini Rob plucked his brother out of Kidflash's arms and cradled him against his chest.
"I'sokay…" He murmured, cradling Robin close.
"Scary green lady… ugly Superman… kidnapping carrot-head…" The child whimpered, trying to explain to his brother.
"Seriously? Even he can't my name right!" Kidflash lamented angrily.
"He called me ugly." Superboy stated.
Miss Martian put her hand on Superboy's arm in attempt to console.
"Hey there…" Artemis tried to stroke Robin's hair. He jerked back and started sobbing.
Mini Rob glared at Artemis.
"What?" She threw her hands in the air.
"You made him cry." Mini Rob growled. Robin sniffled and snuggled closer to his brother.
"Hey, um, Mini Rob?" Zatanna inched up tentatively.
"What?" Mini Rob seemed disgruntled about something, but Miss Martian couldn't guess what.
"Can… can I-I… hold him?"
"Probably not. He doesn't like any of you it seems."
"Pretty Lady? Do you do magic?" Asked Robin. M'gann bit back her annoyance. So she's Green Lady and Zee's Pretty Lady? No fair!
Zatanna smiled. "I do." She put her hand behind her back and pulled it back with a blanket in her hand. "Do you like Superman?" She asked embarrassed. She shrugged to the rest of them. "It was supposed to be Batman." She whispered.
But Robin didn't seem to mind. "I LOVE Superman! He is so cool! I want to fly!" he reached for the blanket and Mini Rob accidently dropped him. Right into Zee's arms.
Robin giggled, his electric blue eyes twinkling. He snuggled up against the blanket and Zee, who smiled triumphantly at the tiny boy.
"Aw! Come on!" The jealousy in Artemis' complaint was almost tangible. Miss Martian felt similarly.
"So you get to be Pretty Lady, and I'm scary Green Lady! How's that fair?"
"I know right? At least he let me hold him!" KF scoffed, then his eyes darted to the side. "Sorry, Miss M."
The little bird looked at the red-head scowling. "I don't like you being mean to Green Lady." He said.
"Aw!" At this Miss M's heart melted. "Come here, Little Bird!" She held arms out and tried a smile.
Unfortunately, Robin just snuggled closer to Zee. "I like Pretty Lady." He insisted.
Zee smiled even bigger. "Sorry, Miss M, but looks like the little Bird likes magic more than martian!"
M'gann scowled. "Look, Little Bird!" She smiled and morphed into a Zatanna's form.
Robin looked from her to Zee and back again. Then he cried. "Why is there two Pretty Ladies?"
"Good job, Miss M." Mini Rob snorted and snatched his little brother. "I think I've got to go back now. If I don't hurry then Bats'll be here himself."
They all shivered. That is not something they wanted to witness. "Go, then, go!" Artemis shooed them to the Zetas. "Also," she frowned, "Try and convince him to like me."
"Why does Tinkerbell want us to leave?" The little bird looked at his brother.
"Tinkerbell?" Artemis choked.
"Yes. You are Tinkerbell, right?" He looked up at her with his magic baby eyes.
"Y-yes. I am most definitely Tinkerbell."
"Where are your wings?" He cocked his head.
"Um… long story, Little Bird."
"Tinkerbell saved fairies in the movie I watched. Do you save fairies?"
Artemis stared at the delicate little boy. He did look like a little pixy. "Yes. Yes. I've saved you."
He cocked his head again. M'gann found it unbearably adorable. "Thank you, Tinkerbell." He leaned over and his little boy lips met her teenage ones in an adorable, innocent way. Artemis blushed.
"You're welcome, Little Bird." She said.
The two boys were about to about to leave when KF yelped. "Wait! He can't go out in that!" He gestured to the little boy's oversized Robin uniform.
"Ah, crud!" Artemis hit her forehead. "How could we forget that?"
"Uh… but what exactly is he going to wear?"
The Team considered a moment. Then Zee's face lit up. "Come here, little bird."
Robin just about launched himself into her arms. "I'll be back I a moment." She said. Indeed a few minutes later she appeared with Robin in her arms. He was wearing some dark blue jeans, a pair of flip-flops with the flowers torn off, and a blue puppy T.
"What the-?" Asked KF.
"I know they're not the most… boyish clothing but I'd kept them from when I was little. I chose the least girly I could find."
"Thanks." Mini Rob grumbled, scooping up his brother to depart.
"Oh! One more thing!" Zatanna ran into the kitchen and came back with a permanent marker, which she handed to Mini Rob.
"This is what my dad used to do when I was little and could be lost. Write your parents phone number on his arms so if he's lost they can call."
"I won't lose my little brother." Jason rolled his eyes. But he wrote them anyway.
Okay! So here we go! Adorable little Dicky! My sister and I couldn't sop laughing at Dick's "Tati say strangers are dangers to taser!" Part! We also loved when he wanted Uncle Barry instead of Wally, and how Megan is "Scary Green Lady." SO CUTE! Anyway, we also loved the Tinerbell part and (I don't own the name Tinkerbell or any of the Tinkerbell references. Gee, Disney's protective...), so PLEASE enjoy and please review!
Than you! Bye!
~Universe
