hello every one! Sorry I didn't update on Saturday, but it was really hectic... but I'm here now! (: I really want to thank all who have followed, favorite, and especially REVIEWED! (: another thing, my 15 Review Challenge is still going on so... REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! (: Last thing, I know Selina's probably NOT a virgin, she is in my arc. I just don't do a lot of that sort of thing in my stories because I'm ridiculously clean of everything from not touching caffeine to always wearing sleeves. I'm just that way, so... please enjoy my own twist, if you can! (:

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"Hey, girl! What's up?"

"Catwoman? Why are you calling me?"

"I heard you had a whelp these days?"

"A WHELP? Dami is not a whelp!"

"Calm down, Tal, I've got one now to!"

"You… aren't a… virgin?"

"Of course I'm a virgin, Talia, I still wear the ring! It really helps its one heck of a ring…. Anyway, no. Okay! I admit, between us two villain chics, I kidnapped him, but honest! I love him to death!"

"Catwoman, what do you want?"

"I have something Tuesday and I needed a babysitter. I know you're not a great one- but your little guy needs a playmate sometime!"

"How old is he?"

"Three, Tal, but he is smart. Like really smart, he's fluent in like, seven languages, and he called Latin 'trivial'! What three year old says 'trivial'!? Plus, he knows Latin. I don't even know what have the cucumongas in Latin are… at ALL."

"Dami's five. Not three. Plus, he might kill… what's his name?"

"Well, he likes Dick, but I'm calling him after his middle name, 'cause I don't like Dick, so, Jonny."

"Dami might kill Jonny."

"Nah! I'll make sure of that- er, that he doesn't die. PLEASE Tal?!"

"Huh. Fine. What time?"

"I'll drop him off around five. Where do I meet yah?"

"Hmm… The McDonalds on the corner of Pefstry."

"Got it, Tal, see you!"

"He better be cute for BOTH your sakes…" Talia muttered, hanging up.

There you go! The Babysitter is none other than... Talia Al Ghul! Nice! And yes... of course Dami is coming in! Yay! One very last thing. On my profile I have a pole, so you can go there or review it or PM it to me, but I want to know: Bruce&Selina? Should I? Let me know, or I'll have to chose... so please! Thank you and buh-bye!(:

~Universe