"Huh I guess we should evacuate everyone""WHY ARE YOU SO CALM""Why shouldn't I be calm"

"WELL FIRST OF ALL THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE THIS VERY SECOND! 2ND WE ARE STILL IN OUR UNDERWEAR! THIRD WE CAN'T GO OUTSIDE SINCE WE COULD FREEZE TO DEATH SINCE WE ARE IN OUR UNDERWEAR!"

Frisk slaps Chara*

"Remember when we first met I said I would slap you if you freaked out""Y-Yeah" "I'm still keeping that promise "Ok"

"So now what do we do" "WHAT, I thought you had a plan!" "I know what to do""WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO NAPSTABLOOK"

*Frisk slaps Chara* "OW"

( Napstablook floats to the kitchen in fire and cries on the fire)"So that was your plan, huh why didn't I think of that?"(However the tears didn't work since they are ghost tears)

"Oh it didn't work I'm sorry" "Don't be sorry you tried your best!" "IT DOSENT MATTER MY KITCHEN IS STILL ON FIRE!" *Frisk slaps Chara* "OW" "Isn't there a fire extinguisher around here?"

"What's a fire extinguisher?" "Oh well I guess we can't do anything now just let it burn then. Also it can't go into the ruins since its made of rock but it'll probably only burn the house down so that's a plus"

"A PLUS HOW IS THAT A PLUS"*Frisk slaps Chara* "OW" "You got to stop freaking out" "So what do we do now?" "I don't know let's just hope for the best" She said *Walking out of the room* "(Frisk uses flirt) "Come on Chara we got to get back to lovemaking" *Grabbing Chara and dragging him out of the room*

(Chara could only see in awe as his whole life crumbled before his eye's) "Why" Was the only thing he could say before blacking out

SEVRAL HOURS LATER

Chara woke up to Toriel and Frisk fighting in the burnt out husk of a kitchen and of course he was still in his underwear*

"WHAT HAPPENED" *Toriel and Frisk Immediately stopped fighting and walked over to him* " My child is it true that you and this human did the thing" "No" He said immediately

"Fine I was lying to see your reaction We didn't do the thing and why are you guys avoiding the word lovemaking?"

"Because its inappropriate Frisk! "Nothing is Inappropriate it's just what people think of it" "My child would you mind telling me about this human?"

"Ok, Her name is Frisk and she is a perv and is very very flirty and she is very persuasive also she can sometimes encouraging and that is pretty much it"

"Not how I would describe it" "How would you describe it?"

"Oh I don't know what about like this. She's a person who constantly compliments people and she's a natural leader and is really cute"

"That's pretty much what I said just in different words to make you sound better"

"Exactly"

"She seems lovely" Toriel said with a fake smile