2 Years Later
"Of course you don't understand." Naruto held a kunai in his hand, "It's much too complex for dumbasses like you!"
"Your calling me a dumb ass?" Sasuke's eye was twitching, "I'll show you a fucking dumb ass!"
"Now now Sasu-Chan! You know what would happen as soon as you threw that punch." Sasuke lowered his arm, staring at the blonde before him in anger.
"If you weren't so god damn weird, I'd have wiped the floor with you a thousand times."
"Yeah yeah, talk your shit, just know that I've wiped my ass on your face over a thousand times, now get back to work."
A Jounin vest adorned the blonde Shinobi, his long unruly hair going in every direction. Uzumaki Naruto was almost a clone of Namikaze Minato. The only difference lay in the height. It had taken only a year to reach Jounin after he completely dominated the Chuunin Exams, and due to his complete lack of humility, Naruto singlehandedly caused the rise of ramen.
He now was directly connected to Naruto's Ramen bar, which soon became a chain restaurant after Ichiraku won too much money in the exams. He was quite famous now, though partly due to his amazing skills as a ninja and more to do with his name hanging in every ad that dealt with food.
Completing over one-hundred and seventy-two missions in a single year, Naruto successfully achieved the rank of Jounin. Being the youngest Jounin since Uchiha Itachi. He had many names, nicknames, pet names, mock names, identities, but Uzumaki Naruto preferred the classic, 'Konoha's Yellow Flash'. It fit.
He didn't quite understand why the flash was yellow, it could have been blue, green, red, pink, but no, his father's most famous technique made a yellow flash. So the name stuck in the family. People claimed that Naruto was the strongest person in the village, surpassing even the Third Hokage. Naruto didn't really care. His skills were required in the field for survivals sake.
Lately he had been thinking about pursuing a career in ANBU, hell, he was surprised they hadn't come knocking at his door yet. Perhaps they thought he was going to snap at any moment and go on a killing frenzy, well it would fit pretty damn well seeing as how he had nightmares every time his head hit the pillow.
His job required that he kill people. Sometimes people were dead before they even contemplated what they were going to do the next day, other times they got unlucky and had to watch their feet dangle as they hung from their ceilings. He had watched a small boy take a sip of poisoned tea once and the image haunted him whenever a child entered his eyesight.
His job required that he kill people, and that was slowly killing him. It wasn't that he felt bad all the time, but sometimes his boss told him to kill children, babies, teenagers who had no idea what they did wrong, wives, pregnant women… There were so fucking many people he had killed.
He once took pride in the fact that he could throw a senbon accurately enough to kill someone from fifty yards away. He was happy that he could mix plants together and create poisons that did horrible things to people. Now… Now he felt almost nothing for it all. He was only fifteen for Kami's sakes.
The blonde's eyes traveled to the boiling sun, he fucking hated the sun. It caused so much unnecessary bullshit. He let his eyes wander to the brooding Uchiha in front of him. He was getting better by leaps and bounds, while Naruto took pride in his effort to make Sasuke better than a good number of his peers, his greatest joy came from simply bashing the bitch into the ground every time he got the chance.
The funny thing about the whole situation was that Naruto never really tried against Sasuke. The boy was a good low Jounin level, not bad for being fifteen, but his brother was a god damn monster. Sasuke just lacked that natural shazam that Itachi had been born with. Then the prick was always moaning about how he was going to kill his brother and all this other bullshit. Naruto knew that he would be killed against the other Uchiha, he feared for what would happen to Sasuke.
The Jinchuuriki let a sigh escape his lips, it was times like these that he really needed to fucking get laid. Where were the hot chicks at when you needed them?
Sasuke was no idiot, he knew that Naruto wasn't normal. He could tell just by looking into the blonde's eyes that there was something wrong with the kid. He got the heebie jeebies every time he sparred with him. He was a freak of nature, he could never lay a single fucking hit on him no matter how hard he tried, it was just never going to happen.
If Sasuke got close enough to hit him, close enough to touching him, it was like Naruto would adjust his knob just a little bit and beat Sasuke without even trying. Naruto would play around with him! Sure he was a fucking Chuunin still, but he was among the best of that group! Naruto was a Jounin, he was fifteen, Sasuke was fifteen, yet he couldn't keep up with the blonde.
He was a fucking disgrace to his family… How was he supposed to kill Itachi when he couldn't even catch up to an idiot in the Hidden Leaf. He had heard from some Jounin that Naruto was beyond the level of most people he knew, he had said that the stupid blonde was at Hokage level.. That wasn't possible, a Hokage was unbeatable.
That would be like taking Itachi and multiplying him by like a lot! His eyes widened at the thought, Itachi was good at this age, but not that good. Sasuke had been on missions with the blonde dumb ass, had seen what he was capable of, it was simply unreal. He devastated mass amounts of land, destroyed homes from miles away, successfully assassinated hundreds of people without ever flinching, and what scared him the most was the fact that his Sharingan couldn't copy Naruto's Jutsus…
"Alright you fucking Homo, back to work."
"Ugh…" Sasuke continued his training.
"Enter…" The third Hokage rested his tired eyes on the door, his jaw tightening as Kakashi walked into the room. "What news do you bring?"
"Gato's corporation has taken over the country," His eyes shifted out the window, "They have no way of fighting him, there is no will to survive." Kakashi removed his dog mask, his eyes as hard as the steel he had come to cherish. "The situation is extremely grave."
"I see…" The Hokage's eyes gained a fierce glint, "What are the countries defenses like?" Another two years as being Hokage had begun to eat at his health, his age was obvious in his posture, in the way he spoke, in the way his body screamed pain. His eyes were the only thing that defied his age, they held power, a certainty that he could accomplish anything he set before him.
"Samurai guard every entrance, Gatou always has bodyguards on his person, and there are Shinobi randomly scattered among his ranks." Kakashi returned his eyes to his leaders, "He seems to have recruited Momochi Zabuza and some other A-rank missing nin. I fear that there are other high ranking missing-nin among his rank, but I couldn't gather more names. I could feel quite a few strong chakra signatures, and Gato seemed very confident of his position." Kakashi let out a sigh, his body slouching, "I fear that this can't be handled by a single team Hokage-Sama."
"That could be a problem…" He took a puff of his pipe, "To send more than a single team would bring attention to Nami, and that is unacceptable. We need to secure that piece of land for control of a major port city." The last of the smoke escaped his lips. Tobacco was both a remedy and a curse for the aging man, it settled his nerves yet it killed his lungs. To give up ones sanity or to live longer? "How do you think we should assess the situation Kakashi-Kun."
The jounin's relaxed posture was a mirror opposite of his inner turmoil, he knew that this mission called for more than a single team, to do otherwise would place the team in a sure suicidal situation. Two teams would jeopardize the situation. Perhaps sending a four man team would be enough, but even then it was borderline crazy. Scratch that, it was insanity.
"I suggest that we don't just send a team in." Kakashi met his leader's gaze, "In order to do this with guaranteed success there needs to be a specialized team of four or more sent in, no less than four. Without a fourth member it is almost impossible to complete this mission without setting off alarms in the entire area or outright destruction of the team." His eyes wandered to the oak desk, "This needs to be done in a very precise timeframe, without information leaking to sources surrounding Nami no Kuni."
"I see…" The Hokage rested his weary eyes upon his predecessor's student, he was completely correct, but to place four of his best in this situation would be dangerous. "Get me Naruto-Kun, I suppose it would be best to have him choose who he's going to work with in this."
Kakashi gave a slight nod, his sensei's son? He had been hearing about him for quite some time now, how he had single handedly eliminated an entire town in complete silence. Not a single word of the tragedy had escaped for over a month. It was only after a wandering caravan stumbled into house after house finding only rotting flesh that word had been spread of the small towns destruction.
The other jounins said that he was damn good, better than a good portion them, but word was just that… Now the Hokage was asking him to lead this mission. Perhaps it was more than just word after all. "Hai Hokage-Sama."
Sasuke attacked the blonde with a ferocity that rivaled hell itself, and the person he was aiming his intent at seemed indifferent to the whole ordeal. Pulling out his Nin-Jato, he attempted to skewer his enemy, replacing himself with a kunai found in the dirt behind the blonde, he slashed at his back only to feel a punch strike his own back.
Sasuke disappeared in a cloud of smoke, the blonde behind him grinning as he blocked the sword with his kunai. Sparks flew as metal grinded against metal, the two pairs of eyes met, and the blonde found himself locked into another reality… Again.
He focused his senses outside of his vision, increasing his hearing while at the same time attempting to break the Genjutsu. His body reacted to the incoming attacks on its own accord, after continuous training, such a thing was second nature. He heard the vertical slash and dodged to the right, finally dispelling the Genjutsu and countering the strike with one of his own. His blade nicked the Uchiha and the boy retaliated in a bout of anger. His strike came harder but sloppier, his speed increased but his aim sorely lacking, the Uchiha let too many things bother him.
Naruto countered the horizontal slash with a vertical slash of his own, generating wind chakra into the tip of his blade he gave a satisfied chuckled when Sasuke's blade split in two. "You really need to get a chakra resistant blade idiot."
"Fuck you!" The Uchiha released a fireball from his lips a second later, but found himself dodging a kunai coming towards his back. Substitution after substitution left the Black haired heir in a tree. He created three clones of himself, scattering them to find Naruto. When he felt a small tingling behind his neck, he jumped from the tree branch, watching in horror as the tree he was just in was enveloped in flames. 'Is he trying to fucking kill me?' He felt a small prick on the back of his neck, attempting to turn but finding his body stuck where it was. 'What the hell?'
"It's the poison I always coat my blades with, slow working but very effective." He saw the Uchiha's eyes widen in panic, "Oh don't worry, it's only a paralysis poison." Feeling a presence in the tree behind him, Naruto channeled chakra into the kunai in his hand, flinging it into the tree line to his right.
Kakashi watched the blade approach him at whistling speed, leaning to the left as the kunai passed his neck, his eyes widened when the same kunai was at his neck. "The infamous Kakashi Hatake, what brings you to my beating grounds?"
'When did he…' He never saw the blonde move, then he saw exactly what kind of kunai was in the blondes hand, 'Holy shit…'
The Yellow flashes defining technique was in the hands of his son, perhaps this kid truly was something.
"Well I came here to tell you that you have a mission…" His eyes came off with that ridiculous aloofness that gave people a weird impression, "The Hokage asks for your immediate presence."
"The old man?" Naruto groaned, "Doesn't he know I'm busy training this whiny bitch?" Naruto pointed to the still Sasuke.
'Sasuke Uchiha? Naruto is training the last Uchiha?' That was new to the one eyed Jounin, for a fellow Jounin to help a chuunin train was unheard of. "It is an urgent matter Uzumaki-San."
"Uzumaki-San? What the fuck is that shit? Call me Naruto." The blonde hopped off the branch, leaving his fellow Jounin alone. Naruto took a step forward and appeared in front of the Hokage in a flash of yellow.
"Naruto-Kun, how are you doing this fine afternoon?" The Hokage gave his favorite Jounin a small smile. He was quite proud of the blonde before him. Barely fifteen and he was already a Jounin, and they weren't even at way, that was quite the achievement. It wasn't his battle prowess that made the Hokage love Naruto, no it was his foul mouth, odd attitude, and ridiculously perverted nature that drew the old man to the boy.
"Gah old man, why the hell am I training that douche bag?" Naruto went up to a chair and plopped down on it.
"We both know that you enjoy your time with Uchiha Sasuke more than you let on." He chuckled at Naruto's sour face, "How goes his training?"
Naruto's face was scrunched in feigned pain, "The bastards getting a lot better I guess." He paused, "He's been getting a hell of a lot better on his Taijutsu that's for sure, he no longer thinks in a straight line when it comes to battle. He comes up with sound strategy, executing his plans perfectly, but when faced with a situation that escapes his plan he still hasn't gotten the concept of thinking ahead of every situation. His Ninjutsu arsenal is growing, we've been exchanging jutsu after jutsu for the past seven months, I'd say he's right up there with me, if not ahead of me in sheer number of jutsu. His Genjutsu skills are absolutely amazing though, kid got me trapped in a few today as a matter of fact."
"You sound proud of him." The Hokage chuckled as Naruto's face went from slightly joyful to full on hateful.
"Whoa whoa now old man! That guy is definitely a queer, I mean I saw him reject Sakura like a hundred times in a week alone!" Naruto's hands slammed against the desk, "That's just fucking wrong, I would take her in a thousand different ways if she asked me to."
"Perhaps you should ask her?"
"True… I mean I am the fucking shit right old man?"
"Indeed Naruto-Kun." The smile on the Hokage's face remained for a moment, then his eyes hardened. Noticing the man's seriousness, Naruto quickly got into a professional position, it was strictly business when the old man was like this. "I have a mission for you Naruto-Kun."
"Details, I need to know the number of casualties expected, radius of the area I'm infiltrating, main target, as well as any information on his daily habits."
"That is where the problem lies." The Hokage lit up his pipe, taking a large hit from his old friend, he exhaled a large cloud of smoke, "This is not an assassination mission Naruto. I need for you to create a team of three other people to infiltrate Nami no Kuni, kill all hostile ninja, samurai, guards, and military personnel. The entirety of Nami no Kuni is your target, the entire country is in a dictatorship led by Gatou of Gatou Corporations, and we need to secure the piece of land for future use."
"A team of four for an entire village…" Naruto placed his finger on his chin, "I'm going to need Gai, Shikaku, as well as Sasuke."
The Hokage was surprised when Naruto mentioned his training partner, "Naruto, this mission is supposed to have absolutely no leakage, no village can find out about this until we have Nami under out complete control."
"I know Old Man, but I need to see how Sasuke's going to hold up against odds like these. I would take Kakashi, but I need to know what I need to focus on now. I'm not exactly the best guy to gauge yourself against after all." He gave the Hokage his famous grin, "Besides I need that idiot to see that he's trash compared to other Jounin as well."
The Hokage leaned back into his seat, taking in another breathe of the intoxicating herb in his pipe, he let the smoke sit in his lungs, relishing in the ease they caused his body to feel. He let his eyes wander to Naruto, a small smile appearing on his face, this boy was something else. His eyes left the blonde in favor of another, after this whole ordeal he needed to have a long talk with Naruto. A long talk.
"I approve of the team." He took another drag from the pipe, exhaling and watching the lingering smoke in a daze, "I will send for them tomorrow at six A.M, they will be briefed, and after the briefing you will meet your team at Eight at the west gates."
"Alright Old man." Naruto stood up from his chair, "Oh and Hina Hina Kung Fu is going to be released tomorrow." A small perverted grin escaped Naruto, "I have an autographed copy on me…"
The Hokage's eyes got wide with excitement, "Do you really?" Naruto had shown him the bits of genius he had put to paper a little at a time, and the Hokage was awaiting the masterpiece to be released, to get a signed copy from the author himself, 'Kami must love me so.'
"Well seeing as how I only have one…" He had an evil glint in his eyes.
"What do you want for it!"
"I want to see the scroll."
The forbidden scroll locked within the very oak he wrote on. The scroll that held all the village's secret Jutsu. The one scroll that he could not afford to lose. "Done."
Naruto pulled out a small red book with a smiling busty blonde on the front. The words Hina Hina were enlarged to a great effect, lined in golden yellow and filled with a lighter shade, exclamation marks adorned the cover, and the girl in the front cover was throwing a thumbs up. The Hokage's eyes feasted upon the cover, seeing Naruto's signature lined in black on the right hand cover, he quickly grabbed the piece, giggling as he was about to open up the first page.
"Sweet, well I'll be picking up the scroll after the mission ok Old Man?"
"Sure sure…" The Hokage was lost in the first page.
"Cool, see you uh… After the mission I guess. Enjoy the book!"
The Hokage didn't register the flash that disappeared in his office, his eyes glued to the novel within his grasp.
'"Oh Hina-Chan, your eyes sing to me in a marvelous fashion, will you not take me in your arms?" The blonde woman who stood before Haru-Kun let a smile grace her soft features. Her eyes were a pale blue, her skin a beautiful mass, and her hair the color of the sun. The ponytail reached her lower thighs, and her smile called out to Kami himself, "Oh Haru-Kun you're such a gentleman." The man before Hina took her in his arms, slowly sliding off her silk dress, caressing the very skin he had dreamt of every night. He took in the sight of her bare flesh, the tightening of his pants becoming evident, and he laid his lips on her bare shoulder…'
"OH NARUTO-KUN! SUCH GENIUS!"
Horror stricken eyes stared deep into his soul, penetrating every mental defense he had ever erected. They cut him to shreds, filling his veins with words of blame and promised revenge. Those dead eyes, so cold, so pained, those dead eyes called for his death. The Shinigami himself must come with his hand in open welcome, to take him to hell where no man, no god, no soul could dare save him. Those dead eyes accused him. Those dead eyes haunted him.
Naruto ran from the hanging man behind him, hit in full by another dangling body. These eyes were no different, the person they belonged to was completely different. The small girl hung from the rope, slowly swaying left and right, to and fro, forever swinging. Her eyes were just as dead, just as accusing. He felt fear in the pit of his belly, his mind told him to banish the image, but her haunted face hung limply to the side. The accusation apparent on her young face.
Naruto backed up slowly, watching the very air around him, trying to spot anymore tortured souls. At the sight of none he relaxed, slowly backing up. His back hit another body, he screamed as he came face to face with a small boy, no older than four, pointing at him. His neck was broken, his skin slightly blue, his eyes were bloodshot, a small trail of blood escaped his ears and mouth, the rope around his throat was once again swaying. His arm held strong as he pointed at Naruto, silently wording 'you'. The boy attempted to free himself of the rope, only to further snap his neck. Eventually his neck gave and he slid through the rope like a dead serpent. Naruto watched the boy, nearly headless now, crawl towards him. Slowly backing up Naruto tried to scream but his voice would not come out. He tried to run back to where he had come from but found his way blocked by another dangling body.
He turned and watched the boy come closer and closer, he closed his eyes, opening them in search of an escape. There was none. He was surrounded by the dead dangling bodies, all of their eyes glued upon his form. He could not move, he could not breathe, he was paralyzed by fear. As one they all lifted their decaying hands, pointing their bony fingers at him, and silently mouthed the word, 'You.' He nearly screamed as the crawling boy finally grabbed his pant leg.
He tried to pull free, but he hadn't the strength. Naruto watched in horror as the boy climbed up his leg, head dangling to the side in a grotesque fashion. He pulled upon his clothing and Naruto watched in terror as he came face to face with his nightmare. The boy opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came out, then his mouth opened wide, Naruto stared into the black abyss, screaming overtook the blonde as a single word escaped the boys lips.
'YOU.'
Naruto woke up drenched in sweat. Another night, another nightmare. It wasn't unusual, hell it was common for sarcastic prat to wake up at the ungodly time of four, that was the life of a ninja. He groaned as he stretched his legs, moving to the side of the bed to stand up. Placing his feet upon the cold hard wood floors he shivered, standing up he followed the walls to the kitchen. He opened his fridge, took out some ham, and ate what he could without vomiting it all out. His eyes were red, his lack of sleep tonight was definitely not good for his well being. He stretched his back, enjoying the satisfying crack of his vertebrae.
"Today huh…" His blue eyes drifted to his large window. The view was absolutely amazing, it pointed straight towards the Hokage Mountain. Even if Naruto couldn't stand the thought of the Hokage's, he still had a great deal of respect towards the men. They were the elite of the elite, the strongest of all men to grace the soil of the Earth. This village rose to become something that many after it attempted to become, simply because these men had a dream.
Shifting his back, Naruto stood from the chair he was sitting on, moving towards his shower, he got ready to face the day.
The trip to Nami no Kuni was so uneventful that it made him slightly angry. His team didn't meet a single enemy, not a single caravan, there was no sign of anybody on the road to Nami no Kuni. It was pretty fucking disturbing if you asked him. Shikamaru's dad had been the first to mention the odd occurrence, but Naruto had just told him it was expected, seriously who the fuck would want to travel to some place where you could be killed as soon as you were spotted.
When Naruto had first met up with the team he was slightly surprised to see Sasuke so quiet. Perhaps it was due to being surrounded by Jounin, or maybe he was just being gay. Gai of course was enthusiastic to see the Chuunin in the team, screaming out to the world of the amazing display of youth. Shikaku was pretty lame for the most part.
Naruto felt he picked a pretty balanced team. Gai specialized in Taijutsu, hell he did more than specialize in the art, he was Taijutsu. He remembered the first time he met the ridiculous man, he thought nothing of him, and then they went on a mission together. Into the heart of Kusa, they were to meet up with a missing-nin that had information on Orochimaru of the Sannin. The whole thing was a trap, he thought Gai was done for. He watched as the man single handedly decimated the entire ambush squad. The man was fucking fast. He snapped necks, broke bones, and wreaked havoc upon their bodies using nothing but his fists.
That was the only reason he had brought him along. The man was a fucking beast.
Naruto saw the small mass of water that separated this mass of land from Nami. How were they going to cross it? If it were just him, he'd have run across the bitch, but he doubted that these men could do that…
"We're going to need a boat."
"Obviously." Naruto snapped to the Nara.
The blonde seriously contemplated just chopping up some wood and turning it into a boat, then inspiration struck. "Actually, I think I can use a jutsu I know to make a boat!" Placing his hands on the ground, Naruto felt for a source of thin wood, and he found what he was looking for. Using his chakra to pull out the submerged wood, he crafted the protruding element into a small boat.
"Mokuton?"
"No, just earth manipulation…" Naruto sighed, "Everyone and their mother thinks that bending wood is impossible, but it isn't, it just takes some god damn patience."
"That should be impossible, only the Shodai-"
"What that man did was completely different from what I just did." He pointed to the small boat, "I just took this wood out of the ground, using my earth element, I morphed it into something like a boat. The Shodai literally grew trees from the ground, created the element. I simply manipulate it."
"I see…" Shikaku laughed, "I guess I thought about it too hard."
"Definitely."
The boat ride to the small island nation was boring for the most part, the only thing that granted any attention was the increasing danger of being flipped over by the waves. In order to avoid detection, Naruto used the infamous mist Jutsu that Zabuza and his other wannabe swordsmen prided themselves in. Those douche bitches didn't know what silent killing was.
They were heading for what their maps had called shore when all of a sudden they slammed into a concrete slab. It had nearly cracked the boat, but they weren't going fast enough to warrant too much damage.
"What the fuck?" Naruto placed his hand to the slab, "What is this thing doing here?" He began to release his jutsu, taking in the sight of a giant unfinished bridge. This was new. They stared at the outstretching mass of concrete, this could have been a game changer if it was finished, but it seemed like it was an abandoned piece of shit now.
"Well I see the shore now."
Sure enough the shore wasn't too far off from their position.
"Alright guys, we need to come up with a plan before we get spotted…" Naruto looked back to Shikaku, "Any bright ideas?"
"We need to find a way to penetrate their defenses without getting caught on land."
"Haha he said penetrate!" Naruto gave a small chuckle, "Well besides that genius…"
"Ninja are spread randomly through the ranks correct?"
"Correct."
"Then we need to avoid them at all costs." He placed his arms behind his head, "We need to capture some of the bodyguards and steal their uniforms, it might be the only way to get away with this…"
"Well where the fuck are we going to find one of those?"
At the sound of his reply came the sound of spilling water. Gai felt a small gush of warm water landing on his head, "Is it raining." A small sigh was heard as the team looked up to see a guard dressed in the attire that suited their needs very well…
"Gai…" Sasuke stared the man dead in the eyes, "That guy is taking a piss on your head."
Naruto's eyes widened a small fraction, "Did anyone notice his presence?"
Everyone on the boat was deadly still. No sign at all that the guard had even come within a ten foot radius of them. What the hell was going on? They were trained Jounin, no pathetic ass guard could evade their detection without some form of outside aid.
"They must have some type of barrier around the island." Shikaku shuddered, "Only seals of an extreme caliber could do something to this magnitude."
"This isn't a good situation." Naruto yanked his hair in frustration, "We can't enter this barrier without setting off a god damn myriad of alarms."
"Maybe if we went under the water?" Sasuke looked nervous as they all stared at him in disbelief.
"You're a fucking idiot Sasuke…" Naruto stared at his ally, "Now does anyone else have any bright ideas?"
"Not unless we find out exactly what this barrier does." Shikaku looked to Naruto, "You're a seal expert aren't you? Perhaps you could create a counter seal?"
"Not gonna happen, I'd need to see this baby in action to see how I could counter it, and even then it would take a good week." He sighed, "Seeing as how we don't have all the time in the world I think we're going to have to do this the hard way."
"You mean going in for the kill right away?" Sasuke looked dumbfounded.
"Gentlemen… This man is excreting liquids upon my head…" Gai looked extremely uncomfortable.
"Then move you fucking idiot." Courtesy of Naruto of course. "Gah fuck this shit!" With those last words Naruto disappeared in a blur, soon followed by his entire team.
Naruto appeared behind the guard, capturing his neck in his arms, he gave a strong twist and the man fell to the floor limp as a jellyfish. Within a second his team was behind him. "Ok guys, we're going to need to stick together on this one." He turned to face them, "Gai, your taking the back, I'll be at front with Sasuke right behind me, and Shikaku, you're going to be in the middle. Sasuke, focus on the enemies that will be coming from the right, Shikaku, you take left. If you come across another nin, inform me so I can create a diversion till we deal with the other cannon fodder."
"Hai."
"Cool, let's get this fucking orgy started!" With that, Naruto ran headfirst into an island filled with people who were ready to kill him and anyone else that dare come onto their land.
Fen-Shu was a man who had no morals. He didn't mind raping a villager every once in a while, he didn't mind taking her from her boyfriend during a friendly stroll, and he sure as hell didn't mind making the guy watch. Fen-Shu was a brutal pig and he gladly admitted it to anyone that would listen for five seconds.
To be truly honest, Fen-Shu was a coward. He ran from any fight, no matter how small the person he had to fight against was. He once ran from a guy that was five inches shorter than he was just because he stood up to him. Then ten minutes later, he returned with two more guys and beat the living fuck out of him.
When the alarms blared in his sector, Fen-Shu threw the spear in his hands into the ground, looked into the foliage and ran like the coward he is. His world spun when he felt something stab into his thigh and he screamed, falling to the ground trying to pull the thing out. It was then that he noticed some freak in spandex standing over his body. His body started to shake, "Who a-are you?" He watched the guy pull out a kunai, "Wa-wai-WAIT!" He screamed when the kunai entered his chest, feeling the blood pool in the back of his throat, he tried to scream, but nothing came. Fen-Shu wondered if he would feel this when he woke up tomorrow morning, he hated dreams like this. His world slowly faded into black.
Gai stood over his enemy, face set in stone, looking to his left he rushed into the field where everyone was emerging from. He watched Naruto slam a Rasengan into a man's throat, blood sprayed all over the blonde, but he was grinning like a mad man. In a flash of yellow he was behind another, slitting his throat with a poisoned kunai, another flash and he was slamming another blue orb into some guys face, brain matter exploded onto the field.
In a span of a second Guy had reached the battle, slamming a fist into a man's throat feeling it break under the pressure, he rushed to the next one, slicing open his stomach in a sick display of gore. Sasuke appeared at his side, arm thrust through a man's chest, "That's eight for me Guy…" Sasuke was always so damn cool…
"YOSH! MY FLAMES OF YOUTH SHALL PREVAIL MY COOL FRIEND!" Sasuke's reply was precise and to the point, flashing through hand seals he released a fireball that overtook five charging men. "OHHH YOUR SO HIP!"
Naruto watched their display with a grin on his face, these guys we're totally fucking insane, but hell so was he. He activated another kunai, appearing behind a ninja this time, slamming a kunai into the base of his skull, in another quick flash he was behind another wannabe guard, slamming a kunai into his chest. This was too easy.
Then all hell broke loose.
Naruto watched as Shikaku flew past him apparently knocked out cold.
Looking back to the direction he came from, he came face to face with Zabuza… That one guy from Kiri.. He didn't look so big shit. He threw his famous kunai, waiting for the fool to dodge, he was mildly surprised when the man caught it, but it made no difference. He appeared in the guys face, kunai in hand waiting to slice into flesh. He was surprised when the man blocked it.
"Hiraishin huh?" He looked surprised, "You must be the son of the fourth Hokage… Goody me." The Demon of the Bloody Mist charged. His sword coming at his face, but he ducked, throwing a kunai at the man's thigh, missing by millimeters, but he reacted to the second swing by jumping back only to feel something coming at his back. 'My ninja senses are tingling…' He fell onto his back, rolling with it, watching as a few senbon went over his head.
He was honestly surprised when some freak in a mask appeared right above him in a fucking mirror. He blocked the stab that came towards his face, pulling the guys arm and making him leave his little mirror thing. "You son of a bitch!" He punched the mask with as much force as he could, only to be disappointed by a log appearing . The log turned into splinters, some of which went into his skin, "Now you're gonna fucking pay…"
Bad things happened when Uzumaki Naruto was pissed… Bad things.
Sorry for the delay, I've had this done for a while, but honestly forgot about posting it D: