Hello everyone and welcome to my next chapter! The fight has finally begun! Yay! I will start write shorter on AN notes, incase you want to get straight into the story. But I finally got a Beta reader! Her name is katchfish. I will tell you about her more after you read this chapter, if you care. She has helped me edited Chapter 3, 4, and this chapter and she makes great fanfictions which is a must read!
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All the Class D students gathered in their class when the school recess began. They are incredibly weird with their schedule, but then again, nobody cares.
"Okay... Before we even start the mission, we should..." Heracles cut off as a giant yawn overtook his mouth. "...make a plan how we are going to do it."
"Oh? I thought you already give me the assignment to protect the men bathrooms!" asked Ivan confused.
"I know... But..." He slapped himself so he wouldn't go to sleep. "After I think more of it, it's still troublesome... There are six bathrooms and their distance is too far apart for one man to handle... So I have a new plan."
He pulled out his trusty notebook and put it on the table. There is a simple map drawing showing the school 5 floors and there is number from 1 to 5 in each floor.
"Woooooow! This looks fun!" Feliks started to jump like a galloping horse.
"So... I bet the numbers are to show which one of us got the position!"
"Heheh... Correct, Gilbert... So... Number 5 is on the fifth floor... I'll be the one take care this place... Anyone disagree?" The rest of the class remained indifferent, uncaring of which position each took.
"And number four will be... Lovino... Do you fine with this?"
"I fine with anything as long I could PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF CLASS A!"
"Okay, I understand. Please slow down your voice..."
"Hmph! Like hell I will!" Feliks pat Heracles back to get his attention.
"Yes, Feliks?"
"Hey, hey! Where my position is?"
"Heheh... Great timing... You will be take care the third floor... The most crucial place of them all. You are stealthy, so you can sneak around without being found out... And then you will send message to every people you see during you watch to us with this... radio we always have..." he said while pull out his own radio.
"W-Wait a minute! Aren't a great position like that should given to a great person like me?" ask Gilbert in disbelieve.
"About that... I'll give you second floor position... But you wouldn't do it instantly..."
"Huh? What's that mean?"
"It means I assign you to clean the men bathrooms on the first floor first before you move on to clean second floor and the rest."
"What?! Why?"
"First of all... if everyone s guarding the bathroom... who will be cleaning the men bathrooms? And second, you the one who start this... It's your responsibility..."
"... Yeah... th-that's understandable... Hahaha..." said Gilbert tried to be optimistic.
"And also... I believe you can clean all the bathrooms as quick as lighting... You are awesome after all, right?" said Heracles as he attempted to motivate him. Gilbert eyes glimmering with hope.
"YEAH! I AM AWESOME! KESESESE!"
"The first floor is for me, Yay~!" said Ivan excitedly.
"Yes... Since there is two bathrooms in first floor... You are the best for take care of it..."
"Heheheh... I'll do my best... Just because I want it" Ivan said with an innocent smile.
"Me and... Lovino would also help you cleaning bathroom on our floor a bit... Is it... okay with you, Lovino...?" Lovino looked disagreeable at first but then remembered that his show time would take some time so he obliged.
"Wait! While I m cleaning the bathrooms, who will take care the second floor bathrooms?"
"Oh, I have a solution..." and his cats suddenly appear out of... somewhere.
"Ooooh! Hi, kitty kitty!" Feliks happily welcome the cats and play with them.
"Yup! I have set traps inside second floor bathroom... Yawn... It's a cat food trap... If it hit one of the Class A students and the fanatics... My cats will instantly attack them." Heracles said with a carefree smile. "And also... birds would likely help you with your quest... is it not?" Gilbert look at his birds that he all named as Gilbird on its nest made with grass. The Gilbirds looks excited to join with them on the mission. Gilbert became more excited and give his birds some beans.
"Hmph! Of course you wouldn't tell us what you'll do with the birds!"
"It's all up to Gilbert, Lovino... Do not worry about that one..." He gives his notebook to Gilbert the Co Leader in case he got narcolepsy in the worst time possible.
"Okay! We are ready as it is! Kesesese! I'll bring one Gilbird to the bathroom beside the canteen!"
"Okay... And remember... Always keep your radio out..." They nodded agreeably. "Go to your position and wait for the recess to end... Go." They quickly split up.
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Ludwig, Feliciano, and Basch are hanging out in Cafeteria. They eat more pastas from Feliciano lunchbox because they don't want to waste food.
"Very rowdy... Like none of the Class D punishment is even a thing..." said Basch in disbelieve.
"They are surprisingly smart at concealing themselves. They must be taught to act nice in front of CCTV." replied Ludwig.
"Hm... I wonder where my sis is. Is she still in her class?" wonder Basch worryingly.
"Why don't you just go meet her?"
"She didn't let me! She must be hiding something from me! But bragging into her privacy is not my thing..."
Maximo can sense a bad mood and approached them with his ice cream box.
"Yo! Yo want some ice cream?"
"Yay~! Ice cream~!" Feliciano quickly buy one without second thought. Basch only glaring into the ice cream box.
"Whaddup, bro? Yo don't know what to pick? Yo must try the stick ice cream! It's also good for freeze burning brain!" Basch immediately understand why he comes to them. He simply nodded and pay the ice cream. He put it onto his forehead. "...You are right. It feels nice"
"Right? Enjoy your ice cream!" Maximo yet again drag Yao and Matthew away from the cafeteria after they got their food. Right when they leave the cafeteria, Gilbert and Ivan has arrived to the first floor and they both hide in the bathroom. Ludwig saw but say nothing about it.
"Aiyah! Where are you taking us?"
"To the No-Racist room!"
"A-A what...?" asked Matthew.
"No Racist room! It's the secret place where everyone from any class could go and meet! Its right beside Class D classroom, so not many people go there! We will save and sound there!"
"It must be made by Class D students, right?" ask Yao.
"I honestly don't care who made it. The Scout Team also always have their meeting in that room! We are from different classes after all!"
"Oh yeah... Y-You are the scout in Class C, aren't you...?" ask Matthew to Maximo wish to be sure about it.
"Yup! There is also Arthur from Class A, Emma from Class B, and Feliks from Class D!"
"Oh my! You can actually meet one of Class A students General?!" said Yao in shock. The fact that one of the general is not a prick as he used to think surprise him.
"Like Kiku's not from Class A. But I guess he is not the general, huh? He is super chill and enjoy roleplay with Feliks. God, they both weird..." Maximo said while remember the incident from last day where Arthur chased Feliks like he is an escaping wild horse. They had arrived and quickly goes inside. This is an Extra Class D incase the student capacity is not enough, and because of that it has change into other purpose. The windows are all block down for some reason and the only light in this place is from a red lamp. The chairs and tables move to side so there is big space in the middle. The place is also surprisingly clean.
"Nice place to rest, right?"
"Yes, you are right, aru!"
"Let's just wait until the madness calms down, yes?" asked Maximo again. They both nodded.
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After the last school recess...
"Hoi! Thanks Francis for seducing the teacher! We can leave class without problem!" Francis chuckled happily when hear the compliment.
"Anything for you, my dear friend."
"Alfredy! Which bathroom should we wreck first?" ask Arthur.
"Well... Um... I dunno... All of them seem like a good target..."
"Heheheh~ I knew you haven't thought this thoroughly!" tease France.
"Sh-Shut up! After all, They are Class D! What the hell do they have against us? Um... Other than Ivan..."
"Heheh! Dat is true as hell!" scream Arthur outloud. They obviously didn t know what they are going to be facing.
"A-Anyway, let's start with first floor first... They have two bathrooms..." Alfred started to get really anxious all of the sudden. What if he is wrong? What if they able to counter everything they going to throw at them? ... But he is not giving up yet. He will be as confident as possible, even if they lose!
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Class A students has reached the third floor as this happen. Feliks saw them passing and quickly tell his friends with the radio.
"Hola, guys! I just saw them heading to either second floor or first floor!"
"Don't scream too much... I fear they may notice you..." warn Heracles.
"Whoopsie! Well I'll keep everyone informed then..." then the voice is off.
Ivan just heard the last report and his blood already started to boiling. Alfred "Fack" Jones, so he called him... He more enjoys calling him Hamburger, though. His true rival, his true nemesis... No one could fight him like he did. Oh he simply cannot wait to fight him again. But he also remembers the job in hand that is to secure the men bathroom, that mean he wouldn't just be fighting Alfred, but all the people come in his way.
"Heheheheh... This is going to be fun... Da~!"
Oh my. He is a little bit too excited. He needs to calm down a bit. Inhale... Exhale... There, better. Now, he needs to find a place where he can surprise attack them. And he know exactly where to do it.
"Okey, they are officially going to first floor... Be ready, Ivany!"
"Don't call me that".
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They have finally reach the first floor. The place looks too silent than it should be. Alfred become more anxious but optimistic at the same time. Trust me, even Alfred can't handle this feeling. But Arthur is a bit too excited and going first.
"Righty! Let's go to de toilet canteen first! Me cannot wait for de challange!"
"W-Wait up, Arthur!" Francis didn't follow them and stay in the second floor. He doesn't want to get stuck with them if anything happens since they are kinda... rabid.
Arthur and Alfred quickly reach the canteen and inspect their surroundings.
"No people as far as my eagle eyes could see!"
"I wouldn't be surprise if he hides himself nicely" said Alfred giving his opinion.
Their other companions are following slowly from behind. But they didn't expect to get a surprise attack. A table suddenly flipped to their direction.
"WHOAAA!"
"WHAT THE-?!" Most of the companion got trapped under the table. They try to lift, but it was too heavy. Guess why is it heavy? Yes, Ivan is on it. And how only Ivan could make it so heavy? Because he basically have like 10 weapons with him or less.
"Da! It so much fun!"
Ivan turned around. Alfred and Ivan is now face to face. Dead silent fill the place until Ivan show his big smile. It seems he is too happy to meet him.
"Found you~!" the area quickly filled with his dark aura.
"...Huh. Didn't expect to meet you so soon!" reply Alfred with the same big smile.
"Yup! Too bad my priority is not you! I'll have to make sure no one mess up the bathrooms again! I really hate punishment, da!" Arthur try to run for it since Ivan can't leave the table. But he suddenly slipped and fell.
"Wat de flippy heck?!" He then noticed there was soapy water under him. He looks behind and find out Ivan just use a water gun to slow him down.
"Sorry! There is no way I will let it easy for you." Alfred tried to stand still and not slip but failed and fall.
"Uffh!" Ivan try to hold in his out of character laugh every time he sees him fall.
"Heheheh... Be careful, Hamburger! You wouldn't want to break open your brain, riiiight?" Ivan shot more of the soap water and extra addition of marbles inside his pockets to all of them. Most of them slipped and barely can stand. The rest evacuate to the second floor or try to attack the other side of the bathroom. But there is electric fence net suddenly appear and buzzed them. Even Ivan didn't know that exist.
"Wow... Heracles always know how to make a surprise! That is awesome, da!" Ivan and Alfred glare at each other again wondering if they should fight. The wet floor is not a really good place to do it. And no matter how much a movie addict Alfred is, he knows fighting on wet floor like on action movies is nearly impossible.
Suddenly Ivan got a perfect plan! He slowly goes down the table and move it to near where Alfred was sitting. The people that has freed from the weight try to stand up but Ivan throw more water to them and they all slipped down.
"Hey, hamburger! Let's have a fight on the flipped table!" Alfred understand what he is trying to do and got much more excited.
"Heck yeah!" He jumped on the table. "Bring it on!"
"Wait! I have to ask Heracles permission first!" he said while pull out his radio.
"What? Can't we just do it-" Ivan dark glare stop Alfred from saying the rest of the words.
He finally put down the radio and look at him with a gleeful smile. "Heracles allows it! Yay!"
"Finally! I won't lose to you!"
Arthur has just got slipped from Ivan's attack and quickly got ignored by him. He slides his way out of the water. He successful and dried himself a bit before continue on with his mission.
"Aye, dat is shocking. I hope dhere will be no more reef on de way..." He pull out his water sniper gun in case there is more coming. He takes a peek inside and it was unpleasantly quiet. He goes into the bathroom, but immediately got attacked by a bird.
"WHAT DE HECK?!" He tried to get rid of the bird, but it's really hard to do because how fast it is.
"STAY DE HECK OUT MAI WAY!" he manage to hit the bird until it was fainted. Arthur is a bit worried with the bird condition. He decided to check on it. He puts the bird on the water sink.
"Phew! Me glad it's still alive! But me dunno if it has broken flap. And why de heck it attack meh anyway?"
All of the sudden, he heard a crazy running footsteps in the hallway.
"Oh God... Don't tell me it was that knuckle head..." before he can leave the bathroom, his face was stuffed with a mop.
"NO ONE CAN ESCAPE ME, THE GREAT AMAZING GILBERT!"
Gilbert then notice his injured bird on the water sink. He was incredibly angry with it.
"You... HOW DARE YOU, GIANT EYEBROW?!" He swings his mop with all his might but Arthur manage to block it with his gun. He seems to also insulted with those words.
"MY EYEBROWS ARE NOT BIG!" they swing their weapon like they are in middle of sword fight. Gilbert quickly thought that he should at least push him out of the bathroom. They continue on swinging their weapon, but Gilbert also tried to move to the other side of the bathroom. He successful and quickly push Arthur out.
"UGh! Godflippyjack!"
"HaHAH! I win, sucka!"
"How could ye not at here, anyway?"
"Oh? I'm basically cleaning the other bathroom first before this. And then I realize there is an electric net fence, so! I have to take the long way to get here!"
"But HOW? As far as sea from me remember, its only 8 till 10 minutes since us attack yall!" Gilbert was thinking and then pull out his prideful smile.
"Well, lets just say I am SUPER fast! I am the Great Amazing Gilbert afterall!" Arthur doesn't enjoying his reply. He is considering if he should try to attack him again. While he is thinking, he suddenly heard a lot of loud and noisy voices from the canteen.
"What the flippy heck?" They look to where the voices came and saw Ivan and Alfred is having a great fight.
"Oh my holy bird! This is the show I've been waiting for!"
"What de fuck do you-" Gilbert pull out his snacks from his pocket and watch them fighting.
"IVAN! IVAN!"
"Are you FUCKING SERIOUS?!" Arthur try to attack him again but Gilbert land his mop on his face again and push him to the floor. Arthur try to remove the mop off his face but Gilbert push is stronger than him. He continues eating his snack and cheering for Ivan.
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Alfred is the first one to launch his punch to Ivan but he blocked it with his pipe. He keeps lands blows to blows but Ivan manage to block all of it. The metal tint voice ring very loudly through the hallway. It's like Alfred's bone is made from steel. Alfred try to land his stronger fist to his face, but Ivan quickly squat and do his slide kick to make Alfred fall. Too bad Alfred notice fast enough and quickly jump over his kick. The ground shatter when he lands on the table. Ivan stand up as fast as possible to make sure he won't find his weak point.
"IVAN! IVAN!" Ivan and Alfred look to side and saw Gilbert cheering on Ivan while eating a snack and push Arthur face to the ground with a mop.
"OH MY UGLY SALAD! ARTHUR, ARE YOU OKAY?!" He can only hear muffled from Arthur voice.
"Kesesese! How do you feel when your best friend has defeated by me, The Knight of Darkness?! Kesesese!" Oh no. Its roleplay moment again, Ivan thought. Alfred snickered, that could only mean one thing...
"How dare such a foul being destroyed my friend with your weakling sword? I will destroy you before you know it!"
"Just try, ugly critter!" They made a made up grumbling sound and Ivan started to get a headache.
"CAN YOU GUYS STOP, PLEASE?" he said with a creepy smile. They quickly shut their mouth in horror.
They suddenly got radio call from from a too excited Feliks.
"Hehhehehheh. Heya, guys! You won't believe what I just saw just now! Guess!" Ivan and Gilbert thinking seriously hard. Alfred doesn t try to disturb their unimportant thinking. While Arthur is more than want to stop this underwhelming weirdness.
"You saw a flying unicorn?"
"Ha ha. Very funny, Gill. But nope! Its cooler than that!"
"Is there someone scream in fear with a funny face?" answer Ivan next. Then they heard an echoing scream in the radio. Alfred use his WTF face right now.
"Yeah! Close enough, Ivan! What else, though?" This time its Heracles answer.
"Ah... Its my kitties again... How cute..." Alfred doesn t understand how cats could defeat human.
"What the fuck, Heracles?! They are not fucking kittens anymore!" screams Lovino through the radio.
"Awww. That is rude, Lovino... They are always my kitten... Even when they are not anymore... Heheh..."
"You are fucking ridiculous" then Lovino cut off his radio.
"Either way! You should like, totally cleaning the second floor now! This is such a perfect mess!"
"On my way, my beloved horse!" Feliks laugh at his roleplaying and turn off the radio.
"Sorry, Ivan! The fighting will be cancelled for a while, mate! I gotta clean up the second floor now" Ivan pouts sadly.
"Aw... Can't I just fight with him forever?" Alfred quickly thought how they would rest and eat.
"Sorry, mate! But I won t be able to get you out of there if I'm leaving to second floor. I CAN let you stuck there. But ya know, gotta secure the bathrooms first."
"Awww... Fine..." He let go his scarf as fast as he could.
"Huh? Whaddya up to, Vodka?" They really enjoy calling each other with random nicknames.
"Oh! I'm just going to leave! Bye, hamburger~!" he run as fast as possible and jump while pull his long scarf toward Gilbert. Gilbert grab it and pull him out of slippery floor.
Gilbert pull it so hard to side where Arthur is laying on the ground but without the mop on his face. Arthur still in shock state after the mop attack. When he look to the side, he saw Ivan sliding to his direction.
"Oh! I didn't see you there~!"
"HOLYSHIT! MOVE YOUR HEAD NOW!"
"ARTY!"
He scream out unhuman screech and quickly push himself up. Ivan manage to slide without hitting Arthur.
Gilbert let go the scarf and let the psychic do its job. Ivan eventually stop his sliding.
"Whoo! Nice job, Ivan! I hope Boss Heracles could see this! He would most certainly calculate the... Um... Yeah, that."
"Nah. Hearing him counting is depressing, da!"
"You're being ridicilous again. But in anyway, I have more tasks in hand to HANDle!"
"WHAT DA HECK-" before Arthur could finish, Gilbert already running away.
"BYE!" Gilbert quickly runaway to save himself from Ivan's rage. He never understands why people hate puns. Well, he had to focus now. Four more floors to go!
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