He had heard of something called morals once. Maybe in a book, or in passing. It could be that he heard about it from a traveling man. Whatever the case was, it was now quite obvious that such a thing did not exist. That's what he told himself as he stared at the pair of massive tits right in front of his face.

"...ruto. Earth to Naruto." Tsunade's voice became one that he was familiar with. Familiar because it usually came before a swing of massive power.

The sound of a log splintering into trillions, yes trillions, of pieces was heard for miles. "Gah! Tsunade, that could've been my head you psycho!"

"Well don't be staring at my breasts like that you pervert." She huffed indignantly, "Sarutobi-Sensei has made a full recovery, and he wanted me to personally let you know that he is cleared for work."

"That old man, I swear he wants to work himself to death." Naruto sighed as he made his way back to his desk. All had come along quite nicely since Orochimaru had died. The village had restored itself to its former glory, with no signs of destruction in its glorious walls.

The only thing that had really gone awry was the escape of Yakushi Kabuto, bastard extraordinaire.

Naruto waved Tsunade to the vacant seat in front of him. She sat down and crossed a leg over the other to get comfortable. Naruto cracked his drawer open and pulled out a black bottle. He poured two saucers and handed one to Tsunade. She attempted to decline, but he didn't let her.

"This is Kokuryu Ishidaya. A sake so rare, you may only taste it once in your life." Her eyes widened at his words, "It's a gift from some princess I saved a few years back. Smoking hot brunette with an ass that could stop kami himself." He chuckled at her glare. "No worries, I still think you're way hotter."

"Be glad I'm grateful for this sake or I'd punt you through the window."

"More like you'd try to punt me. Luckily for me your slow in your age." He would've chuckled had a senbon not pierced his throat.

Tsunade was going to laugh when the blonde Hokage burst in a cloud of smoke. Count on the kid to always be prepared for her violence.

"Anyways…" He once again sat in his desk, "Cheers!" They toasted and downed the sake in one go. As the liquid hit Tsunade's tongue she entered a state of pure bliss. A state of nirvana so rare that she doubted it could ever be attained again

"That was amazing!" Naruto slammed his saucer down in wonder, "ANOTHER!" Tsunade didn't try to wave the second saucer off, instead they cheered and downed the second shot.

"This is the greatest thing I have ever had the pleasure of tasting." Tsunade's cheeks had a slight tint to them, "What's in this stuff?"

"I'm not too sure, but the alcohol percentage is absolutely off the charts." Naruto leaned back in his comfy chair and just eyed his fellow blonde.

Tsunade stared down the boy in front of her, for some reason he was staring bullets through her. She began to flush at the intensity. "A blush from the slug princess herself! Never thought I'd see the day."

"As if you could make me blush brat! It's just the Sake!" She glared daggers through him.

"Whatever you say, but on another note I did call you in for a reason." His eyes found hers, and for a moment she was completely still.

In the three months she had been home, he'd never kept eye contact with her.

"You are the last Senju."

"I'm well aware."

"Why haven't you had any kids?"

Tsunade was shocked at the question

She hadn't thought of having children since Dan died, and she was much younger then.

"After my lover passed, I lost the want to become a mother."

"Because of how much you loved him? Or because you feared the loss?"

"I'm not sure."

"Well, you are the last Senju. There will be no one else to continue your family line, and I find that to be a loss of potential." Naruto leaned forward enough to catch sight of her cleavage. "Your uncles were god amongst men, and there's no reason your children wouldn't be."

"Well I'm not letting you take my eggs for reproduction!"

"I don't want your eggs." He laughed from the bottom of his belly, "Well in a way I guess I do. I've been thinking a lot about what the future holds. Fighting your uncles made me realize that I'm not infallible. Had I not found the weakness to the Edo Tensei, I would be dead, and the village would be in ruins."

He sighed, "My father died young, one kid to his name. One kid who no one even realized was his son. I don't want that to happen to me. I don't want to die and leave nothing behind." He stood and perched himself in front of Tsunade, "I think we should have a baby."

Tsunade nearly fell off the chair. No she almost flew out of the building. No, she almost dropped the whole building on her head. Instead, she settled on laughter.

"What?!" Tears were coming from how hard she was laughing, "You just trying to get in my pants kid? Because you can if you really want to. I have no qualms with sleeping with someone who could hold their own against me."

"I'm serious."

That stopped her dead in her tracks. What the hell was he thinking?

"Your blood is unique. It has birthed the mokuton and an elemental awareness that dwarfs the abilities of man. My blood is also unique in that it is the blood of Uzumaki. I'm sure you know what that entails. If we had a kid, imagine the potential!" Naruto put his hands above his head for dramatics.

"And we don't need to tell anyone that it's mine so that it can carry the Senju name."

"You're crazy."

"Come on Tsunade, what do you have to lose." He wasn't expecting the blank stare she gave him. It was devoid of any and all emotion.

"It would be another person for me to lose, and I've lost enough."

"Ummm, have you not met me?" Naruto stood up and walked to her sitting form. "You think someone is going to come up in MY village and take MY kid? Ha."

He poured another two saucers that they downed in seconds. "Come on Tsunade. This could shake the very foundation of the Shinobi world."

"You've already done that." Tsunade felt a bit heated with all the talk of babies and the excess amount of alcohol in this exquisite sake. "Look, I don't want a baby." She stood up, pushing Naruto against his desk.

"Well if not you, then who?" He blocked her path before she could go. "And if not with me, then who? Pervy Sage?"

"I wouldn't let Jiraiya touch me with a ten foot pole."

"We don't even need to have sex, I just think that it would be one hell of an opportunity to rebirth your clan." Naruto's eyes, for the first time in months, lit up in excitement. "Imagine! What if she came out with fire shooting from her eyes, or if we had a boy, he could literally control Lightning in its raw form!"

"No. You think I want to be pregnant for nine months?"

Naruto sighed again, he was getting nowhere. "Fine fine. Killjoy. Let's just finish this bottle and forget we ever had this conversation."

"Now you're making some sense."

Tsunade ran her fingers through his hair. Pulling it to one side and kissing his exposed neck on the other. Her hand found his member and began stroking it, "It's been too long since someone could make me lust for pleasure."

He couldn't speak as her lips found his. It didn't take long for him to become erect in her hand, she smiled at the size of it. "My my… guess your not all talk huh?"

She got on her knees and took him in her mouth. She fit it all down her throat and began to massage it with her throat muscles. Naruto's moan of pleasure made her sticky with anticipation. She kept him inside her throat for awhile, enjoying the way he'd experience unfathomable pleasure when her throat worked his head like a toy.

She slipped him out of her throat and took him in her hand, pushing him into the desk and straddling him. It was time to show him just who knew how to deal out the greatest pleasures.

"Ugh my head. Who turned on the lights?" Naruto fumbled for a second in bed, looking for any sign of his fan remote. His hand brushed against another human being, and he paused in his tracks. Memories came flooding in like the scenes of a dirty porno. Him. Tsunade. Tits. Ass. Blonde. Pleasure.

"Holy shit."

"Hrmmmmm." The sound of shifting sheets hit him like a freight train. What should he do? She was gonna kill him. "Ugh what the hell." Tsunade sat up in Naruto's bed and took in her surroundings, her eyes pausing on the blonde naked kid in front of her.

"Yo."

"I gotta hand it to you kid, I've never came so hard in my life. I don't think I even want to get up right now."

Of all things he expected to hear… "So your not mad?"

"Why would I be? I started it."

"True." Naruto stared at her naked body and couldn't help but get hard again. "Kami help me, because I could use a round two."

"More like a round four." Tsunade smirked at the way he just kept rising beneath the sheets. Oh well, might as well take advantage of the young blood before her.

"Naruto-Kun, what a pleasure to see you!" Naruto grumbled as he stepped into his office, which was currently a mess from last night's shenanigans.

"What is it old man, and why are you in my chair?" said old man laughed and waved off the blonde.

"I assure you I'm not here to pester you with business, just making sure my busy student let you know I'm all cleared for work." Naruto paused at the mention of Tsunade, a phantom boner screamed to be set free. That woman redefined carnal pleasure.

He shook the heebie jeebies off and nodded at the old man, "Yeah she told me. What can I help you with today old man."

"I wish to take on an apprentice."

"And who might that be?"

"Nara Shikamaru."

That took Naruto by surprise. That guy was lazy as hell. "You sure about that? He's a really lazy bastard. That and he's part of the Ino-Shika-Cho thingy."

"And that is why I need your permission to take him off active duty for a year or two."

"Sure. Have him." Naruto pulled out a document, signed it, and handed it to the third. "Just don't come crying to me when he's too lazy to listen to you."

"I assure you he will have adequate reason to learn. If not, then Enma can do some practical application with him."

The door burst open with a mighty crash, one Uchiha Sasuke was sweating as he caught sight of Naruto. "I got accepted!"

"My door!"

Sasuke looked back at the broken oak and scratched the back of his head in embarrassment. "I was accepted into the Jounin exams being held in Kumo."

"And you had to rush here why?"

"You're my sensei, so you have to go with me."

"Oh. Well why didn't you just say that!" Naruto gave a fist pump, "I love Kumo's women! They're so exotic and powerful. Maybe we can convince one to marry you and betray their village to come live here!"

"..." Sasuke was silent as he stared at the Hokage before him. Just how was this guy stronger than Orochimaru? "OR we can go to get me promoted finally."

"That too."

"Congratulations young Sasuke. I remember when you had just become a genin, and here you are taking your Jounin exams." Sarutobi lit his pipe and inhaled the sweet intoxicating herb, letting the smoke rise as he basked in serenity.

"Thank you Sandaime-Sama!"

"So when do we gotta be there?" Naruto was genuinely excited to go to Kumo. It had been awhile since he had left the walls of his village.

"In a week's time. I believe it starts Friday."

"Is it like the Chuunin Exams?"

The Sandaime cut in, "No, it is strictly a tournament meant to show the power of those we believe are ready to become Jounin. It's a show of power to other countries."

"You hear that Sasu-Chan? The villages reputation will be hanging on your shoulders."

Naruto grinned at Sasuke's scowl.

"Hokage-Sama, someone wishes to have an audience with you." Sasuke froze at the sound of Ami's voice. He hadn't spoken to her since that night at the bar. The embarrassment was just too much.

"Sure Ami-Chan, send them in if they don't mind the Uchiha and the Old man hearing what they got to say."

"Hai Hokage-Sama."

"No need to be embarrassed Sasu-Chan, did you expect to last an hour against an experienced woman? Ami-Chan said she won't judge you until you get a bit more experience." Sasuke scowled at his sensei. "Besides, being a ten pump chump can't be that bad."

With that, Sasuke turned a shade of red so dark Naruto was sure he was gonna pop. "YOU BASTARD!" Naruto laughed at his expense, only stopping when Danzou walked into his office, a black haired Shinobi standing behind him.

"Hokage-Sama. Sandaime-Sama." The bandaged man bowed low before taking the unoccupied seat by his old friend. "That smells delightful Sarutobi, is it herb from grass country?"

The thirds face lit up in excitement, "You know of this herb?"

"Hai, I grow some in my greenhouse. The seeds were particularly hard to come by. I believe I paid Hokage-Sama the equivalent of an A-Rank when he was a jounin to infiltrate grass and steal some of their seeds."

"I remember that!"

"You sly dog you. Have you come into possession of any more of those seeds?"

"Of course, I've tended the plants and in return they give off a seed every so often." He had the third right where he wanted him now. "I'd be willing to part with my best strain for a price."

"And that price is?" the third was sitting at the edge of his seat.

"Young Sai wishes to improve himself as a Shinobi, and has begun to dabble in elemental manipulation. I'm well aware that your affinity for fire is quite strong, and I believe with your knowledge of the element, he could go far."

Sarutobi let out a breathe he had been holding, he was prepared to hand anything over to this man for a chance at a seed. What he was asking for was well within his power.

"I'd teach him, but I am aligned with wind, and fire is my greatest weakness."

Naruto's eyes lit up at that. "Your a wind user too?" Danzo nodded in affirmation. "Hell yeah, maybe I'll drop by your office sometime so we can go over some theories I have."

"Consider it done Danzo. I will take him under my wing, as I had already planned on taking an apprentice, this will only give him someone to gauge himself against." Sarutobi took another puff and chuckled, "Now about those seeds…"

"Such matters will need to wait. I came to inform Hokage-Sama of a new development in Root." Danzo unsealed a scroll from his arm, tossing it to Naruto. "After Orochimaru's assault, I was informed that Iwa had assisted him in the creation of Otogakure. They were hoping he would stage a full scale war so that they would be able to join him against us."

Naruto's fists clenched in his palm. The bastards dare try to fuck with his village? "How many shinobu will they be sending to the Jounin exams?"

"That is still unclear."

"Sasuke, I have a mission for you." Naruto pulled out a scroll and began to fill it out with, silently passing it to the Uchiha. Sasuke read the scroll, eyes widening at the words.

"This…"

"Is your first solo S-rank." Naruto kept his voice neutral as he began his reasoning. "If Iwa thinks they can stick their hands in my cookie jar, they better be prepared to lose them. You will kill all Iwa nin you face in the exams, no exceptions."

Danzo gave a nod of approval, but the Thirds face was contorted into a grimace. "Do you truly think that wise Naruto-Kun? Iwa has threatened with war for less, are you prepared for that?"

"Of that old fuck wants to throw down, he better be prepared to meet the wrath of Konoha no Kiiroi Senkō." He slammed his fist down, "If they didn't learn the first time, then they won't be around for a third time."

Danzo felt immense pride for his Kage. Sarutobi never inspired pride in him, his peaceful ways far too kind for a man like Danzo. It appears that even though the third greatly influenced the Jinchuurikis life, the boy still knew the true path of a leader.

"I agree with you Hokage-Sama. Having been through all three wars myself, Iwa has indeed always been spiteful towards our Village." Danzo showed the amount of bandages on his body, "Many of my wounds and scars came from battling Iwa and protecting my fellow Shinobi from death. I took a pillar to the chest to save Sarutobi from certain death in the second war."

"That you did. Still, I cant find it in myself to crave another war." Sarutobi shook his head in sadness, perhaps it was for the best that he had handed the mantle over. Perhaps he was being weak minded. He would not have given a command such as that for fear of the repercussions. Naruto had no qualms in showing his power.

"No one craves war." Danzo's voice was low and steady, "But for an act like this to go unpunished shows weakness. We are not weak, there is a reason Konoha has never been defeated in war."

The Sandaime fell silent, "We shall see how it turns out then." With a nod of approval, he gave Naruto a small smile.

"Let's go do some training Sasuke." Naruto waved the Third and Danzo off as he exited his office in a flash of yellow.

Iwagakure

"So Hokage-Dono, I hear your own apprentice is in the Jounin Tournament this year!" The Mizukage eyed the Blondie sitting to her left in interest. She had heard this kid was the next yellow flash. A legend in the making.

"He sure is Mei-Chan." Naruto gave her his best grin. "And he's gonna wipe the floor with these Iwa posers!" They had gotten to Kumo a few days ago, going through the mandatory bullshit meet and greets. He introduced himself to his fellow Kage, really only taking an interest in Mei and Gaara. The latter because he remembered the absolute beating he put on him a few years back..

A loud yell caused them to turn to Onoki. "You Konoha bastard! My granddaughter will show that precious Uchiha of yours just how weak your pathetic village is."

Naruto laughed as hard as he could at that, "Iwa defeat Konoha? Are you some kind of idiot old man?" Naruto pulled out a lone trip pronged kunai, "Don't you remember how bad my Dad beat your forces? Do you know what I would do to them? Unfortunately for your village, I'm not merciful like my father was."

Onoki sneered at his words, "That man was lucky he died before I could kill him myself."

A spoke up at that, "The Yondaime Hokage couldn't even be touched, and you think you could've fought him?" He gave a boisterous laugh, "Your a funny man Onoki."

The Tsuchikage seethed as the other Kages laughed at his expense. He should have destroyed Konoha when he had the chance.

Mei's eyes never left the blonde next to her. He showed no fear in the face of the strongest Shinobi this world had to offer. Most men cowered at the sight of A. This boy couldn't be a day older than sixteen or seventeen, yet his village considered him to be the strongest Shinobi they had to offer. She couldn't wait to see his apprentice in action.

"You ok there Mei-Chan?" Naruto couldn't help but stare at the redhead, she was beyond gorgeous. She was the definition of beautiful and powerful. Just like he liked them.

"Of course Hokage-Dono! Just admiring your strong character." She winked at him.

"Enough with the Hokage-Dono bull! I'm Namikaze Naruto, call me what you want." His haughty grin only led the Mizukage to smirk.

"I'd like to call you to my room later tonight." The Leer she sent was returned two fold.

"Well then, I guess I'd have to oblige."

"Mizukage-Sama! Stop hitting on the enemy!" Ao made himself known as he stepped between the two Kages.

"Ao…" She glared a hole through said man, "Shut up or I'll kill you."

Naruto was only turned on by her comment, relishing in the fact that this woman might be just like him.

Suddenly a voice was heard through the loudspeakers. "Ladies and gentlemen! The moment you have all been waiting for has come at last. This year's jounin exams hosts Six Shinobi from Iwa, four from Kumo, two from Konoha, and four from Kiri. There will be 8 matches. Winners move on to the semi finals which will be four matches, the winners of those matches will move to the finals. The last two contestants will fight in the championship round, winner takes a gift from the daimyo of Kumo himself. There are rules of course. First, no leaving the stadium during the fight. Second, no civilian fatalities will be accepted, to harm an innocent bystander will call for your immediate execution. Third, should a judge call the match, you must obey."

"Other than that, anything goes. First contestants, Uchiha Sasuke vs. Kurotsuchi of Iwa!"

"Looks like your apprentice is about to meet his end to my granddaughter, Namikaze!" Onoki laughed at the outcome, this boy would be completely outclassed by Kurotsuchi. Her abilities in lava release were unrivaled by anyone in Earth country.

Naruto felt sick. He had just ordered the execution of the Tsuchikage's granddaughter. His mind wandered to the little girl who lost both her parents in the attack led by the snake sannin. His fists clenched, realization striking him like a hammer to an anvil. The Tsuchikage deserved this.

He watched Sasuke walk onto the arena. His clothes as black as night, the Uchiha symbol worn proudly on his right shoulder, on the left, the spiral of the Uzumaki. Naruto had heard that this girl in particular was quite clever with fire, even having a bloodline that dealt with ash and lava. He nearly laughed at the fact that Sasuke was a master of the flame. This girl was doomed.

Sasuke stared his opponent down. She was on the short side, a head under him to be exact, though she looked older. Her black hair was cut short, and she had strange pink eyes. It reminded him of Sakura… He clenched his fists, already feeling annoyed.

"I hear you were trained by the Namikaze up there in the hat." Kurotsuchi smirked, "How sad is he going to be when you die by my hands Uchiha scum."

Sasuke scowled. 'This bitch.' He didn't reply as his eyes morphed to the blood red of the Sharingan, three tomoe spinning madly as he stared down his target. For the first time in his life, he felt dangerous.

"Hajime!"

Kurotsuchi was blind sided by a kick to the face, her body launching away from Sasuke. Eyes spinning in rage, Sasuke traced her trajectory, launching a raging fireball to her airborne form.

The Iwa nin was hit full on just as a log took her place. Sasuke was already on the move, getting into her guard again, laying quick jabs and elbows into her defense. She made room by causing an earth spike to burst from the ground, nearly running him through. A quick shunshin left him behind Kurotsuchi, he swung his tanto in a wide arc, cutting into her shoulder as she dodged certain death.

He pursued her with a ball of fire in his hands, crushing it just as he swung at her. Torrents of flames hit her in the face in a blaze of glory, the heat singing her hair as she created enough dust to alter Sasuke's elemental manipulation. Lava poured down her body instead of the flames. It had no effect on her skin, but Sasuke could feel the heat from his position.

Kurotsuchi began to pull the lava from her body and began hurling balls of it towards Sasuke's prior location. Her senses screamed at her to move as Lightning cackled behind her. Sasuke flew by her, chidori just missing her.

Kurotsuchi began to realize that he was too fast for her to keep up in close combat, she needed to get into a position for long range. She fled via shunshin, but was stopped suddenly when she felt a sharp pain in her abdomen. A hole the size of a melon greeted her eyes, her body began to spasm as the aftershocks of the jutsu ram through her body.

Sasuke watched with apathy as his Chidori Nagashi tore it's way through the Iwa nin before him. She must've realized he was too fast for her the moment he phased by her with a chidori. He should really thank Naruto for upping his speed training. That girl was like canon fodder since her eyes couldn't keep up with him.

He walked to her prone form, a smirk gracing his features as he watched her try to form a jutsu. Her fingers were shaking far too much to formulate hand seals, but the Chidori Nagashi was elemental manipulation at its finest. His Chakra would run through her body until he willed it to die out. Luckily this girl wasn't a wind user like Naruto. He held his hand out, willing the lightning to course through her body in a final will of intent. It burst through her eyes and into his palm.

The stadium was quiet for a moment, then the cheers of blood lust began.

The Tsuchikage roared in defiance as he watched the Chidori Nagashi rip a hole in his granddaughters stomach. "STOP THIS MADNESS!" His voiced concern came to late as he watched the Uchiha summon his Lightning from Kurotsuchi's skull.

Onoki became enraged as he watched her prone form fall the ground lifeless. He rounded on the Hokage, death oozing from his very essence. He was going to go in for the kill when he felt a hand fall into his shoulder. A looked at him with a knowing look.

"This is the life of Shinobi, your granddaughter believed she could come into my stadium and defeat her opponents. It seems Uchiha Sasuke came here today with the same intentions. She was simply the weaker ninja. Do not dishonor my stadium for your arrogance Onoki. I will kill you where you stand."

Onoki seethed internally, but knew if he took action, then he would get nowhere. The Namikaze was prepared for him, as well as the other Kages who would see this as a threat against them.

"Looks like your granddaughter couldn't put an 'end' to my apprentice Onoki. I would offer my condolences for her being stabbed through like a pig, but I can't find it in me to apologize for her weakness." Naruto's stare pierced the Tsuchikage's resolve, the utter malice and hate held in the blonde's eyes was powerful.

"You will pay Namikaze. Your apprentice will fall to Kurotsuchi's allies."

"That is if Iwa's contestants can even get past the first round." The Mizukage felt pity for Onoki, but the severity of Naruto's stare spoke of some unknown reason for his hate.

"No, you will see just how weak the trash from your village is Onoki. I swear upon my name, that Sasuke will end every single Iwa nin he comes across in retribution for the aide your village provided Orochimaru."