Okay. Honest truth? I felt like no one liked this story for a chapter. And that made me sad. But I'm back.

And sad.

I don't own.


Wally looked over the lines and area.

"Hey, Kal, I think we should go to Alaska for this scene."

"Why?" Kaldur's silver eyes turned to the page of the script Wally was on.

"Because, running through the snow, mountains… trees… Alaska."

"Mm… I see, but we should probably not do the falling in the water part there."

"You're right…! We should do it in Hawaii!" Kaldur quirked an eyebrow at the speedster.

"No, remember that place that's covered in ice but monkeys get into the water because it's warm?"

"Yu-huh- oh! You're right! That would be perfect 'cause it looks cold but it's not! Now where is it…" he mumbled, fumbling with his pencil.

"Japan." Artemis walked past from the door to the left of the lounge into the right leading to the hall with the bedrooms holding a bunch of fabric squares.

"What- how'd you know?!" Wally sputtered. How did she even hear the conversation?

"Because, you idiot, they are called Japanese Macaques for a reason." She snorted, leaving.

"Oh… well, I knew that…" Wally muttered, scribbling down the location on his notepad.

"I was thinking West Virginia for this one," Kaldur showed Wally the page. Wally scanned over it with superspeed, nodding.

"Uh… but why West Virginia?"

"The trees."

"So…? West Virginia has a lot of trees or something?"

"They're gorgeous this time of year." Artemis informed, walking past with two bolts of fabric in her arms. From the left to the right.

Wally shook himself out of his confused state at this and nodded, pulling up some pictures on his phone. "Geez Louise… that is pretty." He wrote it down in his notebook, along with the scene.

"I can't think of anywhere for scene 16." Kaldur pursed his lips. Wally flipped it to the page.

"'No,' says sadly, 'Sometimes… I just can't do it anymore, Alex.'" Wally read aloud. "Uh… gosh… how 'bout…? Maybe an ocean scene, yeah, that's what it wants, although technically we could do it at a lake and make it look like an ocean scene… California?"

"It is a common place for beach stereotypes," Kaldur thought aloud. Then he nodded. "I remember one with a cliff, and clean sand and gray ocean. It was beautiful."

"Alright, then… what's it called?"

"I do not recall." Kaldur said, unconcerned. "The Atlantian name for it was Arabien."

"Ara-byen?"

"Arabien, like Arabian. Except pronounced different and with an 'e' instead of an 'a'."

"Okay…" Wally jotted it down. "Perfect."

"Ch? You? Anything but perfect, Baywatch." Artemis' snide remark followed her and her sewing machine from the left to the right. Wally just about tore his hair out. How'd she keep doing that?!

"Wally," Kaldur ignored Artemis' repeatedly strange entrances. "How are we going to film the mansion scene?"

"Oh- that? Rob knows a guy." He didn't tack on "Who happens to be his multi-billionaire father who lives in a giant mansion."

"Okay, then, who might they be, may I ask?"

"Mah, just some rich dude in Gotham. Don't ask how they know each other, I don't even know…" yeah, that's a lie, but telling the truth would put him in the limelight for Bat-Wrath.

"Mm. I see."

"But who is he?" Artemis came in- through the stinking LEFT door! Gah!

"Uh… Bruce Wayne?"

Artemis squeaked. Just some rich dude. Ch, yeah right. "His kid goes to my school. He helps me in Calculus!"

"Oh… so you know a guy too…" Wally stuttered nervously.

"Of course I do! Everyone knows of Bruce Wayne!" Artemis cried, flabbergasted.

"But- he knows him…"

"I'm texting Dick…" Artemis frowned, but continued walking, after all, she needed to get this thread to Zee.

"Bruce Wayne? I vaguely remember him. Doesn't he help fund the League?"

"Yeeeaaahhh… occasional donations and stuff." Wally shifted. "Anyway, what about Scene 23?"


"Aw! He is soooo cute!" Zatanna squealed, zipping up the parka around a giggling mini boy wonder.

The door slammed open and Artemis came in, muttering about "Some rich guy…" then she saw Robin.

"Awww!" She melted. The kid really was too adorable. A while ago, Roy realized in order to shoot a movie, they would need to find a way around the whole "Bat's Wear Masks. No Exceptions." rule. Therefore, the archer and the two birds had disappeared for a while, returning without masks.

No one really knew what Roy did, if they had colored contacts or something, but Dick had the most beautiful navy blues, and Jay's eyes matched.

So now they looked on at round cheeks, unbearably long lashes, perfectly mussed raven hair, pink lips, and huge, gorgeous blues. In. A. Stinking. Parka.

His navy blues twinkled and his small smile showed tiny pearl-white teeth. His hands were wrapped in mittens, and oh the glory… he was simply darling.

The three girls fussed a bit, cooing on occasion at how adorable three-year-old Rob was, before Jay burst in, his navy blues lit with fiery fury. "Girls! Come on! You promised that if we let you have Rob then you wouldn't get distracted!" They looked down sheepishly as Jay sighed.

"Come 'ere, Birdy. Is that parka hot?" Jason took it off when Dick scampered obediently up to him. Jason got a wicked smirk. "Hey… Baby Bird."

Dick blinked then shrugged, jumping a little on the balls of is feet and curling his hands in the universal command for "Pick me up or I will not be happy." Jason smirked bigger and complied, walking out of the room leaving several very disappointed teens. Zatanna sighed.

"Soo… back to the matter at hand, we need a costume for Scene 8. It's going to be cold- but Robby's not in this one, the characters are Emerald, Avalon, and Jake. So… Arty, Connor, and me. We need coats."

The girls continued, deciding upon dresses, parkas, swimsuits, etc., ordering some, making others (thanks to Artemis' skill with a needle- after all, who made her suits before she had Oliver's secret way of getting uniforms without leaving a trace? She also secretly didn't exactly trust his way, whatever it was).

And that is what the girls were doing.


Next time: what Superboy and Dick are doing, and what are Roy and Jay doing? Dun, dun, duuuuuuuun! Not really.

So please review... please?

Thanks! Bye!

~Universe