Toad Town Studios (backstage), 7:00 PM

"At least you're on time today," Melody huffed.

Kaelynne ignored her, going to her inbox. "Let's see...mail, mail, junk, yadayadayada...oh! We have some dares...and a truth from someone Groudon!" she said in delight, printing the dares, then stopping. "Nah, I'll just read 'em from my iPad."

"Say, shouldn't we be getting to the stage?" Psythe asked. Kaelynne said no.

"Nah, it's only 7:12. We got plenty of time. We got time to kill," she said. Psythe rolled his eyes but respected his trainer anyway.

"Hey, Kae!" Melody called out. "I'm doing this crossword puzzle and I'm stuck!"

"What's the question?" Kaelynne asked. The answer: a six-letter word that describes an annoying object. "P-S-Y-T-H-E."

"Oh! Sick burn, dudette! Oh! We better get going!" Melody said. "Time sure flies when you're insulting a Gallade..."

Toad Town Studios (onstage), 7:25 PM

"Hey, everyone! Listen up, cuz I got something to tell you guys!" Kaelynne said, waiting for everyone to be quiet. "Man, this reminds me of school... Anyway, this is the first day of competition, so play fair! That means you, Bowser duo..."

"And, we're live," Melody said, pointing the camera at Kaelynne, who literally jumped into the hostess' chair.

"Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first day of competition of VideoGamer13's Truth or Dare Show! I'm your hostess, VideoGamer13, but you call just call meKaelynne. With me is Melody the camerawoman, Psythe the Bleeper Gallade, and all the competitors! So we have some dares and a truth from Groudon65 today, and I'm starting with the truth. It's for...Rosalina!" Kaelynne said without any noticeable breaths.

"Alright," said Rosalina, waving.

"Groudon asks...how do you breathe in space?"

"Well...somehow everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom can breathe in space. Must be a kingdom-wide thing. Then again, I've lived in space since I was little, so...yeah." Rosalina looked up at the sky.

Kaelynne's eyes widened. "Didn't need to hear all that," she said. "Ayway, now into the dares! First off, a dare for Jigglypuff!"

"Jigglypuff!" sang the Balloon Pokémon. (Translation: I'm ready!)

"Groudon dares you to drop a piano on Daisy!"

Suddenly, a giant black piano appeared above Daisy's head, smashing her with it.

"Next up, Toad! Throw Toadsworth off the summit of Mt. Everest!" A sly grin appeared on Toad's face as he dragged off the elder Toad in the room. Kaelynne rolled her eyes and said, "Next up we have two inflation dares: one for Dark Pit and one for Milotic! Dark Pit, you're first. Inflate Pit, Palutena, and Viridi with helium."

Dark Pit looked at Kaelynne like she was a crazy person.

"Well? Go get some helium and an air pump!" Kaelynne demanded as Dark Pit left uneasily. "Well, while we're waiting for him to come back, a dare for the Bowser duo. Watch the Death Battle between Bowser and Ganondorf and react to the results." Bowser and his son went on their way.

Just then, Dark Pit came back in the room, lugging behind him a black air pump that was almost as tall as he was. "Man, these things are heavy!" he protested with a pale complexion.

"That's all part of the dare. Speaking of, inflate theme with helium!"

Two minutes later, Dark Pit was standing on the sidelines as he and everyone else glared at a white angel and two goddesses filled wth helium, but they hardly looked any different.

"Great," Palutena said in a high-pitched yet sarcastic tone. Everyone started laughing.

"And now for Milotic's dare! Inflate Dark Pit with Hydro Pump!" Kaelynne stated bluntly. Milotic gave an evil grin, glared towards Dark Pit, and chased him out of the studio. Then Bowser and Bowser Jr. walked out of the room they'd watched the video in with crossed arms and frowns on their faces. Kaelynne asked without thinking about a possibly drowned Dark Pit, "So what were the results?"

"We're not telling," Bowser Jr. huffed with a cross look. Kaelynne took the results as Ganondorf won. Eventually Milotic came back in the room, lugging behind an unconscious Dark Pit who was apparently soaking wet.

Kaelynne snickered. "Well, that's all we have time for today, so see you next time on VideoGamer13's Truth or Dare Show!"

A/N: Forgot to mention everyone returned to normal after the episode ended. Anyhow, here's the roster!

Pit

Greenie

Peach

Dot

Lincoln

Diancie

Lucario

Luigi

Mario

Travis

Ness

Milotic

Pichu

Daisy

Rosalina

Paula

Viridi

Ana

Kumatora

Toadaworth

Toad

Toadette

E. Gadd

Dark Pit

Lucas

Claus

Jigglypuff

Mewtwo

Zack

Ninten

Bowser

Bowser Jr.

Palutena

I don't own Kid Icarus, The Loud House, Mario, Pokémon, Animaniacs, or EarthBound as much as I want to.

Peach out, earthlings!

Note: Zack and Travis are from the upcoming fan game Mother 4 and are not from Nintendo as a franchise.

~VideoGamer13~

PS: There's a glitch going on with the review section: it won't show newer reviews. If you want your truths or dares submitted, you must PM me in order to do so.