Chapter 6: A Whole New Confession

Toad Town Studios, 7:00 AM

"Alright, guys. Let's get a move on, cuz I'm bored," Melodie signed heavily, reminding herself vaguely of a Dark-type. "Wanna play Subspace Emissary?"

Psythe rolled his mahogany eyes. "Yeah, because I can use a Wii Remote so well with scythes for arms," Psythe grumbled sarcastically, crossing said scythe arms. "Why am I on this show again?"

"Because you're the Bleeper guy!" Kaelynne and Melodie both shouted simultaneously, causing Psythe to take an uneasy step back.

"I was just asking, guys, yeesh! Maybe we should just start the show now..." Psythe grumbled, sighing heavily with his head in his hands. His Galladite dangled back and forth freely from his neck.

"Sounds like a plan, Stan!" Kaelynne said cheerily, and with that note, she skipped off to the director chair. Melodie followed suit, and Psythe, reluctantly enough, followed after her.

Toad Town Studios, 7:04 AM

Melodie fiddled with her Z-Ring a bit before pointing the camera at Kaelynne. "And, we're live."

"Hey, all you people, hey all you people! Won't you listen to me? It's time for the show everyone is buzzing about: 'VideoGamer13's Truth or Dare Show!' I'm VideoGamer13 herself, but as always, you can call me Kaelynne. With me is Melodie the camerawoman, Psythe the Gallade over the Bleeper, and the thirty-four contestants! We're starting off short and sweet with a ton of truths and dares from Toadstool89! Hey, Toadstool!" Kaelynne waved at Toadstool from the camera, despite knowing she had her own show to attend to. She turned her attention back to her iPad. "OK, first up from Toadstool, everyone has to survive one of Toadsworth's boring as heck lectures!"

Toadsworth, as well as everyone else, seemed shocked at the news. "Well, I dare say, hostess...a lecture is not something to joke about!" Toadsworth fumed, practically turning red with fury. "Lectures are a wonder to those around you, and..."

By the time Toadsworth was finally done talking, almost everyone in the room had fallen asleep, the only ones still awake being the VToDS crew, Lincoln, Dot, and Luigi. Kaelynne smiled warmly.

"One more thing from Toadstool for you three! For surviving Toadsworth's lecture lecture, here are some brownies!"

"Yay!" Dot squealed, and she snatched the brownie up and starting taking small bites off of it. Lincoln and Luigi took theirs, eating slowly but surely. Dot wiped the last bits of crumb off her muzzle and smacked her lips. "Kinda makes me wish Yakko and Wakko were here. They'd love this!" she said, and she stared up into the ceiling in reminiscent.

Kaelynne blinked in confusion. Then she reached into her backpack, pulled out an air horn, and pulled the trigger on it. Everyone was instantly jolted awake. "Now that y'all are awake again, we have a dare for the two angel twins!"

As soon as they heard Kaelynne mention their names, Pit and Dark Pit glared at each other from Viridi's left and right.

Kaelynne cleared her throat. "Toadstool dares you guys to act like each other for the whole episode!" she announced clearly, and the exclamation point Unown appeared again.

"What?! I-I'm not spending an entire episode acting like Mr. Doom and Gloom over here!" Pit huffed, pointing his thumb over at Dark Pit over his shoulder and putting a lot of emphasis on "gloom".

"And I'm not spending the whole episode acting like Pit Stain, either!" Dark Pit fumed right back, pointing the blades of his bow abnormally close to Pit's nose.

"OK, you two, let's not do anything we might regret here!" Melodie called out, stretching her arms out between the two angels in a desperate attempt to stop their bickering and, more importantly, keep them alive. Pit and Dark Pit glared at each other and muttered, "Fine." Melodie smiled and walked back to behind the camera, keeping an eye on the two angel twins, who glared at each other but did not continue fighting.

"OK, so that's dare's a no-go. How about this truth for Rosalina? How do you ride go-karts and bikes if you always hover a few inches off the ground?" Kaelynne asked, stealing an uneasy glance at Rosalina's feet, which were inches off the ground even though she was sitting.

Rosalina thought about it for a moment, then smiled warmly and brushed her bangs out of her eye, only for them to fall back into it again. "Well, the go-karts always keep my feet steady, I guess...but I do happen to be a good golfer," she said cheerily, then stamped her feet on the ground in an attempt to get them to stay on said ground.

"Another truth for Viridi!" Kaelynne announced all Adam Levine The Voice style.

"This is, like, the third time someone with light hair's been called on today!" Lincoln fumed as he crossed his arms. He pulled out a purple walkie talkie. "Clyde, this is Lincoln! This truth or dare show is a complete nightmare! When can I come back to Royal Woods?"

"Negative, Lincoln. You already accepted the challenge; there's no turning back," answered a voice from the other line. Lincoln sighed and turned his walkie talkie off.

"Anyway, the truth from Toadstool. How do you feel about people on Earth 'going green?'" Kaelynne asked, and Viridi booted up in shock.

"There are people on Earth who actually care for the environment?" she exclaimed in evident shock, going about the same shade of white as her hair, which like Rosalina's was platinum blond in color.

"Yeah, they're called environmentalists. What do you think of them?" Kaelynne asked again, gesturing for Viridi to reply. The nature goddess looked at the assembled group, then fainted.

"Huh...well, we're outta time anyway, so tune in next time for another episode of 'VideoGamer13's Truth or Dare Show!'" Kaelynne said cheerily to the camera, then she groaned. Someone started helping Viridi wake up..."

A/N: Toadstool, I know I didn't get to all your truths and dares today. I promise I'll get them all done soon enough. Also...

'VideoGamer13's Truth or Dare Show!': now accepting OC guest requests! PM me if you want your guest to appear in the show?