(Author's Note)

Hey guys, welcome to another chapter of What if…?

I am very excited for this one.

Onto Reviews!

To G1: K then…

To Tehg2000: I regret nothing!

Onto the story!

So we had picked up G1, and Plutia also kinda made Ultra Blanc come along with us because they hadn't seen each other in a while.

As for who we saw on our way back home…

"Hey guys!"

"Neppy!" said Plutia.

Neptune walked on with Tamazaki following close behind. His outfit had also noticeably changed.

He now wore a long purple coat over a black long sleeved shirt, black pants, and brown boots; he also wore a silver scarf and had on purple shoulder pads. While his right arm was normal, his left arm had a Metal Gauntlet that replaces his whole arm.

"That's new…" G1 said.

"Trust me, it isn't even CLOSE to being done." said Tamazaki.

"How so?" I asked.

"Nepgear is doing some… adjustments on it later. Oh right. Apparently, Noire needs to see Histoire, same deal as G1.

"$25 bucks says it's Tehg." I said.

"$30 says it's someone new." said G1.

"You are on." I said, shaking G1's hand.

"Well Bryce won because apparently it's Tehg." Said Tamazaki

"Dammit…" said G1, fishing through his wallet.

"Wait… does our money even work here?" I asked.

"...Oh yeah…"

"Welp, I guess I don't need to pay you now." said G1.

"To Lastation!" Neptune's outburst came suddenly.

"Wonder how Tehg is holding up?"

"Oh Noire~ It's been far too long."

"It hasn't been long enough." said Noire, who along with Ultra Noire and Uni were currently stuck in an anti-share bubble.

"Oh come on, It's me. That should at least give me some recognition."

"Shut the hell up Anonydeath!" said Ultra Noire.

"Ah, Noire. You wound me! But this just keeps getting better. 2 of you!" said Anonydeath.

"Sir?" asked a man in green armour, it matching that of Anonydeath's. "I have found someone else."

"And who might you be?" asked Anonydeath.

"Ugh… WA? It's like… f*ck If I know…" said Tehg in a tired manor.

"Take care of him."

"In what way sir?" asked the soldier.

"Not too much of a mess." said Anonydeath.

"I'm sorry but WAT!?" Exclaimed Tehg as he suddenly shot up and fell to the floor.

"Now please, I have some quality time with Noire to I'd like to have."

"Sir." said the soldier, saluting.

"I'm have a bad feeling about this…" I said.

I put my head on G1's shoulder.

"Anyone have any weapons?" I asked.

"I got this." Said Tamazaki, pointing to his metal arm.

"As for me… nothing." said G1.

"Same." I said.

"I brought some spare weapons." said Neptune.

G1 ended up with what I could only describe as fang's sword from Fairy Fencer F, whilst I…

"A stick." I said, staring at Neptune.

"Oh yeah, Nepgear Wanted me to give this to you." said Tamazaki, handing me something.

"Ooh…" I said,looking over the weapon.

In my hands I held an M6D magnum sporting a black paint job with dark green highlights.

"This is awesome." I said.

I flipped the magnum so I held the gun in my hand as if I were to do the CE magnum melee attack.

"Sweet…" I said.

There was a switch on the side of the gun, I flicked it and watched as the gun turned into a makeshift energy sword.

"Nepgear out did herself." I said.

"Oh yeah…" said Tamazaki.

I attached the magnum to my side.

"Come on, let's move."

"Well then…"

I looked at the outside of the basilicom.

"That. Is a lot of Goons." said Tamazaki.

"What's the plan?" asked Ultra Blanc.

"We get in, find the CPUs and Tehg, free them and take care of the rest." I said.

"Good to see your sratigizing hasn't changed." sarcastically said G1.

"We don't know what we're dealing with yet. Once we get inside, I can give you all a better plan." I said. "Now then… how will we get inside?"

"Hey *ssh*ls!"

The goons attention all went to me.

"...F*ck you!"

I ran at them, only to get punched in the face and dragged off.

On my wonderful drag to whoever, I took in my surroundings, creating a plan which I was sending to the others.

"What do we have here?"

"Do you want a truthful answer or…?" I asked. "Also, is that you Mettaton?"

"Bryce?" asked a familiar voice.

"Oh hi Tehg, how's it going?" I asked.

"Currently being executed… but good."

"You know for your skill you'd think you wouldn't of been in this situation." I said, smirking.

"Oh you son of a-!"

The guard holding Tehg was thrown across the room as Tehg got up, unbelievably pissed.

"Jackpot." I said, running at Mettaton.

"First it's Anonydeath. Secondly…"

He grabbed me by my neck and started lifting me up.

"You annoy me…"

"Hey, that just means I'm doing my job right." I said.

"Well then consider yourself fired." said Anonydeath.

Tehg gut punched the guy, letting go of me."

Tehg then slashed at him with a Rapier that was lying on the ground.

"I'm sorry for offending your pride, but it saved your life." I said, hoping I wasn't going to die.

"Your fine. Now then, let's get the CPUs out of here." said Tehg.

"I don't think so." said Anonydeath.

"Backup… now would be a great time to show up." I said.

The guards blocking the room flew into a wall as Tamazaki and G1 walked in. Noth undergoing a transformation.

Tamazaki had activated his APL ability or something along that line. The only thing that noticeably changed was that he had dark purple hair, red eyes, and pale skin.

As for G1… I think he activated his Devil Trigger… it's hard to really get a feel for him.

"Someone call for a hell of a time?" asked G1.

"That was terrible." said Tamazaki.

"Shut up Red Player." said G1.

"Uh… guys? We need to help them out!" I said, snapping them back to reality.

"Yes please." said Noire, looking annoyed.

All 3 of them did actually.

"I'll take care of the CPUs, G1, Red Player, you will take on Anonydeath. Tehg, you're with me." I said, pulling out my magnum.

"Got it." said Red Player, G1 nodding before they both rushed at Anonydeath.

"Let's go." said Tehg.

I nodded as we ran at the anti-share bubble.

"How do we deactivate this?" asked Tehg.

"I have no clue…" I said.

We heard an armored footstep and I turned around.

I was grabbed by the guy in green armour and swapped my magnum to its energy sword mode.

The guy just ram at me before pulling out his own blade.

We circled each other before he charged.

I swiped at him, he blocked and slashed at me.

I got hit by that one and was one and was sent flying at G1.

"You okay?" asked G1 as he helped me up, my head starting to hurt at the contact.

'He did just get launched into a wall by a blade, I don't think that is something you ask.'

"I'm good… hey, I didn't have voices in my head before right?" I asked.

"I don't think so… why?"

"Because I think I do now."

'Kid, This is going to be a start of a beautiful relationship.'

"I'm don't like the sound of that…" I said to myself.

'Now go! And grab that *ss!'

'Wait, we're censored? That's B*llsh*t! You can't censor Deadpool!'

"..."

"Bryce?"

"Deadpool."

"Deadpool?"

'Deadpool~~~ yeah.'

"Yeah."

We turned to see the others having trouble with Anonydeath.

'Hey kid, let me take care of this one.'

"Okay…" I said.

'Alright, time to zoom and enhance.'

My vision started making everything further away before snapping my to normal like a rubber band.

"So then…" I… er Deadpool. "Time to make the chimi F*cking changas."

"Cue the music." I said.

(Play X gon give it to ya [Clean or dirty])

"Oh what now!?" asked Anonydeath as I walked towards him.

"Greetings ladies, gentlemen, and those of unspecified genders, I only have…"

I look through my clip.

"12 bullets, so your all going to have to share."

"What?"

"This sh*t is going to be a blast." I said.

I pulled out my magnum, before it split into 2 as I ran at the goons and Anonydeath.

'Comence count down!'

I pulled the trigger as one of the goons fell.

"11"

I sound around a pillar and shot at another goon, his body exploding into Pixels.

'12'

I activated the energy swords, and turned to the armored guy.

"Who you supposed to be? Master chief? Oh wait, is it doom guy?" I asked. " Those two look SO simular now…"

The guy just stayed silent, I swung at him and blocked one of his strikes.

'Ooh, shiny…" I said, looking at the sparks.

"Did I offend you? Sorry, but I'm not used to dealing with rip offs."

I kicked the guy over to Tehg, letting him deal with it.

I turned to the other Goons.

"Ten"

I pulled the trigger as both bullets, 10 and 9 shot at two different guys.

I jumped over another guy and shot him.

"Eight and Ooh… Right up main street."

"Seven, Six, Five." I said, taking down 3 more goons.

"Four, sh*t!" I said, missing the goon.

"Two, Sh*t. Wait… that's 3…"

"Three! There's fixed it." I said as 3 goons started firing at me.

I ran at them before jumping and spinning, letting my sights land on one of their heads and firing the bullet piercing each of their heads.

I landed, Spinning the guns in my hands, before standing and breathing the gun smoke in through my nose.

"Ugh… I'm very turned on right now." I said, returning to my normal state of mind.

(Stop Music)

'I think that takes care of that.' said Deadpool.

"Whatever." I said, walking over to my friends.

So Anonydeath escaped, we freed the CPUs and I currently have 3 voices in my head bickering.

"Bryce? You alright?" asked Plutia.

"Would be if you three would shut the hell up!" I yelled at the voices.

'Oh it's Plutia, let's let them be alone for a few.'

'Agreement.'

"I'm so, going to kill G1 if I ever get these guys out of my head." I said.

"Well the gangs all back together." said Tehg.

"..."

"What's up Bryce?" asked Tamazaki.

"I... you all have some sort of transformation. And I know Tehg has one, he just can't activate it… but I just… I'm kinda helpless." I said. "And having goddamn Deadpool in my head doesn't count. No matter how awesome that is, it doesn't."

"We should get back to Planeptune." said Histoire.

We said our goodbyes to Noire, Ultra Noire, Uni, and Ultra Blanc as we returned to Planeptune.

...I don't like where this is going.

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(Author's Note)

So what did you guys think? Bryce has Deadpool in his head and team OC has reunited again.

So until next time…

DFTBA