(Author's Note)

Hey guys! 0n3dge here.

So I finally updated Cards against gamindustry and… I also feel like sh*t. My chest is compressing, it's hard to breathe, and I've been stuck listening to Megalovania to get myself to walk downstairs to get myself a thing of ice tea. (Apparently I got a chest infection or something. I'll get more news later)

But enough about my problems...

Onto reviews!

To G1archangel: I'm not sure if I recall this correctly… but weren't YOU the one who gave Johnny and Storm their 'mentors' too? Because if not… I messed up.

To Remited: It came out on Digital and I bought it on my Xbox. That was $20 CAD worth spent.

To Tegh2000: It is! But you deal with both him and his logical and pervy voices as well, and while that also sounds great, they mainly don't shut up.

Anyways, onto the story!

'So… What does the author have planned for us?' Asked Deadpool.

"Knowing him… he's writing this as he goes." I said.

I was having a conversation with Deadpool on our way back to Planeptune. Tehg and G1 had said goodbye to Uni and Blanc respectively. (AN: Sorry for not giving Uni any screen time with Tehg, I don't entirely know how to write her. That and the bullet sequence was too good to pass up.)

Tehg was having a conversation with Histoire about his DGU abilities… or something. Tamazaki and G1 were discussing their transformations. Plutia and Neptune were reminiscing. And as I said before, Deadpool and I were having a conversation.

"I didn't get shot did I?" I asked Wade. "Because I swear, if you thought your healing factor was on and it wasn't and I got shot-"

'Relax kid, I made sure nothing went up main street… Well unless you count that one guy…'

'I would like to take this moment to ask why Anonydeath even WAS at Lastation's basilicom.' Said White Box. 'I don't think that was really fleshed out.'

'Felt like something for Bryce to show off.' Said Yellow Box.

'That was me in control though, so technically I get the recognition.'

"The others don't know that." I said.

"We know that."

"Shut it G1!" I said, before leaning back in my chair.

"We there yet?" Asked Tamazaki.

"We'll be there in about…"

A voice announced something over the intercom

"We have arrived at Planeptune. Please, have a nice day."

'That's convenient.' Said Deadpool.

"Tell me about it." I said.

'Planeptune seems like it's falling behind share wise…' said White Box.

"True, but it seems like their improving." I counter.

'With how slow the rate is… it doesn't look to good.'

'Then why not take up some quests at the guild? It'll help out the goddesses and earn us some sweet cash.' Said Wade.

"That sounds like a good idea." I said before turning to Tamazaki. "Hey Tam! Why don't we go to the guild?"

"What brought this thought on?" Asked Tamazaki.

"Well… Planeptune's shares could use a boost, and It would get us some spending cash." I explained.

"Hmm… I like the idea… Alright then. Let's go." Said Tamazaki. "Hey guys, Bryce and I are going to head to the guild."

"I'm coming too…" Said Plutia.

"Alright then, We'll see you guys later." Said G1.

The three of us split off from the group and headed to the guild.

"WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU?!"

"WHY DID I LISTEN TO DEADPOOL!?"

"WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT!?"

It seems we forgot to read the fine print, and we were now running from a giant ancient dragon.

'Don't pin the blame on me kid! It was as much of my fault as it was yours. That and this is awesome!'

"THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF AWESOME!" I yelled.

"NO SH*T!" Exclaimed Tamazaki.

'Why haven't either of you three turned around killed the thing?' Asked Yellow Box.

'That… that is an excellent question.' Said Wade.

"DON'T YOU F*CKING START WADE!" I yelled at him.

'Well, have any of you?'

…

"TAMAZAKI?"

"BRYCE!?"

"WHY HAVEN'T WE JUST TURNED AROUND AND KILLED THE THING YET!?"

"..."

We skidded to a halt and turned around to see the bloody corpse of the dragon that was chasing us.

'Uh… how exactly…?'

The form of Iris Heart literally beating the corpse because it 'Looked at her funny' was what we saw. I'd also like to take this moment to say, I don't think it's expression is going to change any time soon…

"Let's never discuss this again." I suddenly said.

"Agreement." Said Tamazaki.

"I don't fully agree~"

The voice made both me and Tamazaki jump and look at Iris Heart, about… a few centimeters in front of us.

And for those who don't know the metric system, that's about 3 cm - 4 cm. And that's about 1 inch and 3/16 of an inch. So if you don't get it yet. She was REALLY F*CKING CLOSE.

"Holy sh*t!" Exclaimed Tamazaki at the jumpscare Iris Heart pulled on us.

"Hello~"

I just fell flat on my *ss, whilst Tamazaki just jumped back a step.

"What? No thank you? After what I just did for you two~" Said Iris Heart. Leaning in.

"...I need an adult." I said after a few moments of silence.

"I am an adult." Said Iris Heart, her smile growing.

"No, no you're not!" Said Tamazaki, helping me up.

"Now then… Let's get back. Now please." I said, turning around.

"So… care to explain why you two came back with Iris Heart not only awake, but also very VERY thirsty?" Asked G1.

"First off, Dragon, nuff said. Secondly: I have no clue." I said.

"Welp, at least she's back to normal…" Said Tehg.

"...So… Anyone up for a game of Halo?" I asked.

The other's looked at each other before looking at me.

"Eh, why not." Said Tamazaki.

And that was kinda how the rest of the day went… Oh yeah, I also left out the part where Iris Heart got VERY touchy feely with me on the way back…

Hey, I gotta keep this story T somehow.

(Author`s Note)

I has no patience for this part, I`m just saying bye.

So until then.

DFTBA.