(Author's Note)

Hey guys, it's been a while huh?

I've gotten a tiny bit of writer's block for this story, but I got over it, thankfully because I really want to continue this story.

Onto the Story!

Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING, everything you read is owned by it's respective companies. I only own my OC Bryce, just as Tehg2000 owns Tehg, G1 archangel owns G1, and Acallaris owns Tamazaki. Please support the official release, I know I would if I had the cash for it.


"Look, all I'm saying, is that it's not probable for that to happen!"

I walked up to Tehg, watching as G1 and Tamazaki were having an argument.

"What's not probable about the fact that it's true!?" Asked G1.

I looked to my right. "And they've been at this for how long now?" I asked.

"40 days, give or take the time difference between earth and this dimension." Said Tehg, looking at his wrist before realizing he wasn't wearing a watch.

"Hey question… What is this dimension even called now?" I asked. "Because the Hyperdimension and the Ultradimension fused… wouldn't that make the name different?"

Tehg stopped and looked at me before gaining a perplexed look. He shrugged and took a sip of his drink.

'You'd think that we'd know what they're arguing about...' Said Deadpool.

"Knowing them, they don't even know anymore." I said.

"...What are we arguing about again?"

"There you go." I said, pointing at the duo.

It was at this point that Neptune and Plutia walked into the room.

"Okay so… Histy and Mini-Histy got all… pisty and now we're supposed to go to Lastation to learn how to be 'Proper' CPUs." Said Neptune.

"And why are you letting us know?" Asked G1.

"Because Tamazaki is my APL and he has to come with me, and Plutia insisted we all go." Said Neptune.

"Somehow I think something was lost in translation…" I said.

'Are we sure she didn't just mean Plutia wanted you?' Asked Deadpool.

'If that was the case, Neptune would of been teasing me about it already.' I told Deadpool.

"When do we head out?" Asked Tamazaki.

"...I think now was what they were referring to." Said Tehg, deadpanning.

'I swear this feels familiar…' Said Deadpool.

'Yeah, didn't this happen in Re;Birth 3/Victory?' I asked.

"Enough chit-chat! Let's blow this popsicle stand!" Said Neptune.

A shout of Yes echoed the room.

"Why does it work for her!? Why not me!?" I asked, feeling one of my counterpart in another story's pain.


"Really? This again?" Asked Ultra-Noire, looking at Neptune and Plutia snuggling up to pillows on the floor.

"I knew it…" I sighed, shaking my head.

"So… you're Tehg right?" Asked Uni, looking at Tehg.

"Yeah, I was… the guy who crashed into your room at the middle of the night." Said Tehg, a bit sheepishly.

"Right… So can I ask why that happened?" Asked Uni, raising an eyebrow.

"...It's a long story…" Said Tehg.

'What is Tehg over there talking bout. His portion of the chapter was only like… 682 words.' Said Deadpool.

"Anyways…" I said, moving over to Neptune and poking her with my foot.

"Mh… Pudding…."

"Welp, this is a thing." I said, before G1 slapped me upside my head.

"Wrong story." Said G1.

"What if…? We tried something else?" I asked.

"Better!" Said Tamazaki.

"Okay, Histoire called and said to try and teach these two to be proper CPUs." Said Noire.

"I already went through this before." Said Ultra-Noire. "We'll show them one thing before they book it back to Planeptune… Any of you have rope?"

(LINE BREAK)

"So… that happened." Said Tehg, as the four of us and Uni walked the streets of Lastation.

"Still though, you'd think torture via eggplant for Neptune was a bit too much." Said Tamazaki.

"I'm surprised we haven't heard distress calls about Iris Heart yet." I said.

"They probably have some kind of Anti-share silver bullet thing they're using right now." Said G1.

'That makes sense.' Said Deadpool.

"So what now?" Asked Uni.

"...Why didn't Nepgear come again?" Asked G1.

(ONE PHONE CALL AND 5 MINUTES OF WAITING LATER)

"...So Nepgear is here now…" I said, Nepgear standing next to Uni. "...Anyone up for the arcade?"

"I'm alright with that." Said G1.

"Same here." Said Uni.

"What about you guys?" I asked.

"We're fine as well." Said Nepgear, after discussing it with the others.

"Alright then. Let's go!" I said.

As we walked to the Arcade, the following events occurred: G1 and Uni making a bet that they were the better shooter, Tamazaki and Nepgear deciding to go at it in DDR, Tehg and me challenging each other to one of the race sims, and us being watched by a man in camo clothing.

"It's them…" Said the man, before talking into his watch. "Targets have been found, proceeding to combat status."


'So this is a drag…' Said Deadpool.

Apparently, the Arcade had been closed down due to 'renovations'. Ironically it was supposed to be opened up tomorrow.

"Well that's just typical." Said Tehg.

"Yep…" Said G1, pulling out a flask.

"How the hell did you get your hands on one of those?" I asked.

"Hammerspace is wonderful." Said G1.

'You do realize that we have something similar to it.' Said Deadpool.

"Magic satchel?"

'Magic satchel.'

"Teach me." I said to Deadpool.

"...Who's Bryce talking to?" Asked Uni.

It was about halfway through the lesson (Which seeing as it was being taught by Deadpool, It wasn't very helpful), I felt a push from behind, a sniper shot going off.

"SNIPER!" Shouted G1, the civilians running away as we ran for cover.

"G1 check over cover, Your the one who heals really fast." I said.

"Why don't you check over?" He asked. "Aren't you the one who has Deadpool in his head?"

"Again, I don't get any healing factors from this." I said.

"Of course… I hate it when your logic is sound." Said G1.

"I don't." I said.

G1 peered over the cover, he saw a man in green armour walking towards us before a sniper shot blew his head apart. We recoiled in shock.

"Sweet Bird Jesus WTF!?" I exclaimed, standing up. I felt a grapple latch onto my shoulder and was pulled into the open.

The armoured man looked at me for a bit, it was at this moment I realized something.

"You're the guy from the hostile takeover of the lastation basilicom!" I exclaimed.

The man nodded, before a speaker sound echoed.

"That is right." Said the armoured man. "Though I must say, I never thought I'd see you again."

"Is that a good thing or a bad thing…?" I asked.

"Depends. I'm only interested in you right now though." Said the armoured man.

My eyes roamed his armour, a symbol emblazed on the left of the chest piece caught my eye.

It was one that looked like a triangle with a rounded bottom, It slightly resembled the assassins creed logo if you looked at it in a certain way.

"That symbol, I know what it means." I said, looking at the armoured individual.

"Oh?" He asked, intrigued, at least he sounded intrigued. "Tell me then, what does it mean."

"PFC… What's a USA army man doing in Gamindustri?" I asked. "Let alone working for Anonydeath of all people?" I asked.

"...Who are you?" He asked me.

"Bryce Bridged." I said.

"...I know you. We met once earlier. You were with 3 others at a tournament… I was with 3 others as well…" He said.

"You were at the finals." I said in realization.

'I am so utterly confused what's going on now…' Said Deadpool.

"...Garland?" I asked, raising an eyebrow in uncertainty.

His helmet opened up and his face was shown.

"..." Garland didn't speak. He just stared at me.

It was at this moment that G1 blurred in front of me and blocked a sniper shot with rebellion.

"Not this time!" He said, looking at the area where It came from.

Tehg, Tamazaki, Nepgear and Uni ran up to us. Garland closed his eyes before his helmet closed again and he pulled out an M16 rifle. It had a slightly futuristic look to it, the barrel having green lights shining out of some opening around the barrel. There was a camo green angled foregrip attached at the underside of the barrel. A charcoal black red dot sight was attached to the top of the weapon. The entire weapon had a colour scheme of black with green lights highlighting the rifle.

He brought the weapon up to us and pulled the trigger, the select fire of the weapon letting off a shot as the bullet soared out the barrel, the bullet casing for the projectile flying out of the side of the rifle.

I activated my sword and blocked the shot, jumping back a slight distance.

G1 went for the sniper, making sure we didn't have to worry about sniper fire. Tehg, Tamazaki, Uni, and Nepgear found themselves in a confrontation with enemy soldiers, and I was left alone to fight Garland.

"So… Can we talk about this pal?" I asked.

"Sorry, a guy's gotta live, and they pay well thanks to my experience." Said Garland, the suit giving his voice a mechanical sound.

"Okay yes, but did you ever think maybe try applying elsewhere?" I asked.

"I did, tossed out the door like yesterday's trash." Said Garland.

"May of had something to do with the whole two dimensions just fused and people were REALLY shaken up at this, but seriously?" I asked him, blocking some more fire. "You could've tried Leanbox or something, because I'm sure their military would gladly accept you, but no… Mercenary work seems to work better for you."

"I don't need you patronizing me." Said Garland keeping his weapon aimed at me.

"I'm just trying to solve this without violence. Look, let's forget that we are technically enemies and just… work something out." I said, deactivating my weapon. "What do you say?"

Garland looked at me, before sighing and turning to the location of the sniper and firing a shot into the guy. A resounding shout of 'He stole my kill!' resonated from the location, presumably G1.

At the sounds of their ally dead, the other mercenaries turned to also get shot.

"...Hated those guys anyways." Said Garland, his helmet folding into his back piece.

"See… this is better." I said.

G1 dropped down in beside me.

"So, Noire called and said for us to come back." Said G1.

"Why does she have your number?" I asked.

"She asked for it." Said G1.

"Well done there man." Said Tamazaki.

"Anyways, let's get back. I need a drink and I think I'm going to go steal Neptune's pillow." I said, walking back towards the basilicom.

"...What have I gotten myself into?" Asked Garland.

"Something truly magical." Said G1, wrapping his arm around the soldier, and smiling.

"Let's catch up before he leaves us behind!" Said Tehg, running after me.

"Right!" Said Tamazaki, following Tehg.

"Well, let's see where this goes." Said Garland, giving a light smile.


Big thanks to AIYF Productions for permission to us his OC Garland. Go read his story which has just finished, he really deserves it.

So, hope you all enjoyed this chapter, leave a review if you want, helps me to better my writing skills, and I hope to see you all… Next time.

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