One Big Akatsuki Family
Chapter 4: OH NO!
Me: ah ha ha *backs up with hands in the air* seriously, there is a GREAT reason for my long absence. Ok, well, here's the story, a couple weeks ago, while I was writing a new chapter to this story, my mum was coming home and I decided to help her with the groceries and stuff, so I stood up, and guess what happened next. I spilt water all on the desk and where else? My laptop. So Everything turned off and the fan heated up. Long story short, I now have no computer and the chapter I was writing is forgotten, never ever to be retrieved. So if been down and in depression since I'm useless as heck. But anyways, I got the time and mind to do another chapter. Also Iv started university, so I'm not gonna have as much free time, but I will try. My parents are in a complicated-divorced relationship. And so that's been, bleh, and Iv had assignment after assignment to complete.
Kakuzu: Naomi, I'm gonna stop you right there and ask, why do I have a kid?
Naomi: Oops, forgot you were there. And it's KIDS. Your other kid was born a week late due to not wanting to leave the belly (don't ask how it works, it just does in my little twisted mind). You wish to see what they look like, visit my DeviantArt page:
Me: Anyways *hands 50 dollars to Kakuzu* Here's the money, do the disclaimer.
Kakuzu: *Takes money* Fine… Naomi doesn't own the Naruto series and NEVER will. Which I'm grateful for.
Me: HEY!
Kakuzu: Just telling the truth *Disappears*
Me: Whatever, here's the fourth and final chapter. Just kidding, it's not the final one haha it's just started. Oh yeah, and Kakuzu's wife in this story is named Yuriko.
Shikamaru and Sakura - 3
Killer Bee and Sakura - 7
Shino and Sakura - 2
Gaara and Sakura - 4
Sai and Sakura - 6
Kimimaro and Sakura - 2 (Oh I love this pairing)
Sasori and Sakura - 1
Neji and Sakura - 1
Sai and Ino - 4
Naruto and Ino - 2
Itachi and Ino - 4
Utakata and Ino - 9
Sasori and Ino - 2
Gaara and Ino - 1
Madara and Ino - 1
Deidara and Ino - 1
Shisui and Ino - 2
Hidan and Ino - 2
Suigetsu and Ino - 1
Mangetsu and Ino - 2
Kimimoro and Ino - 1
Sora and Ino - 1
Haku and Ino - 1
Sasuke and Hinata - 11
Itachi and Hinata - 1
Kiba and Hinata - 9
Lee and Hinata - 3
Hidan and Hinata - 1
Shikamaru and Hinata - 1
Gaara and Hinata - 1
Madara and Hinata - 1 (I don't know how though I'll give it a shot, and I DID say that Tobi was JUST tobi)
Lee and Tenten - 6
Suigetsu and Tenten - 2
Kankuro and Tenten - 8
Darui and Tenten - 3
Sasuke and OC - 1
Naruto OC - 1
Kakashi and Anko - 1
Shikamaru and Temari - 1
Last Time:
"Yes indeed, Konan-sama. Just five days old. Why do you ask?" Kakuzu asks me. At our conversation, everyone stops whatever they were doing and watches us.
"Well, we could get them to play together and the girls would all be good friends and everything." I smile to myself just thinking about all the fun they would have. Everyone sweat dropped at my antics, but I didn't care, I was excited for the future that was to come.
(No Ones POV)
The babies room was fixed up and everyone went to their separate rooms and fell asleep. All the bracelets that the babies wear glimmer in the moonlight, showing off their great destiny. Now that the babies were born, the world can get ready for all the havoc they will cause as well as the greatness they will bring. Watch out Earth, the Angelic Four are here, and here to stay.
Now:
-Next Morning-
(No one's POV)
As soon as the sun came up, chaos at the Akatsuki base had started. The babies were yelling, Hidan was running around yelling something about Jashin-sama, Tobi was being…Tobi, Kisame was yelling about how something happened to his sake, Kakuzu and Itachi were trying not to kill every annoying person, Konan was trying to sleep, Zetsu had escaped somewhere, Sasori had, surprising, gone on a solo mission, Deidara was on Breakfast Duty (me: Looking at brown burnt blob on a plate while trying to hold my own breakfast down), Setsuna was tending to the babies, and Pein, however, was on the very edge of annoyance and frustration.
Everything stopped, much to Pein's gratefulness and appreciation, when a familiar voice called out. "Well, if it isn't another day in the Akatsuki household. How is everyone?" Called out a very familiar voice, a voice that everyone, even Kakuzu, was happy to hear. Everyone dashed to the entrance to find two people there. One was Sasori, the other was "STING-CHAN!" Tobi yells, bouncing up to the person now known as Sting. Once Konan and Setsuna heard that Sting had arrived, they both came out with the newborn babies and greeted the 25 year old man. Once the women neared the entrance, Sting noticed the babies. "Oh Konan-sama, Leader-sama, your girls are so cute. They will one day be so great. I think Amaya would have fun with them" Sting implies, looking down at the girls, "Well, I have the supplies and stuff you asked for".
Everyone walks into the lounge and watch as Sting grabs out a scroll, does some hand signs, and out appears all different objects which he hands out to all the members. "Oh yes, before I forget, Kakuzu. On my way through, I visited your wife and gave her the clothes she asked for and it turns out, your wife has had another child. They were supposed to be twins, but the second one was delayed a bit. She named her Kaminari. And must I say, there is way to many female babies around. I'm not complaining, I'm just saying that Konan-sama had four girls, and Yuriko had two girls." Once Sting had finished, he looked around to face everyone and noticed them all staring at Kakuzu, poor guy, he's not gonna be happy about Yuriko keeping the secret from him. A sigh escapes Kakuzu's mouth "Another mouth to feed, great" Although he acted like he didn't like it, you could clearly tell he was happy about it
(Sting's POV)
"By the way Konan-sama, what did you name the girls?" I ask, think crazy things like Pinky for the pink-haired one.
"Well, the pink-haired one is Sakura, brown-haired is Tenten, the Blonde is Ino, and the Purple-haired one is Hinata" Konan-sama replies. It suites them I think, but when I look at them, why do I get the feeling something is going to happen soon. Oh well, I probably just ate something bad. That curry was a bit weird.
-Time Skip: Two weeks later-
(Pein's POV)
It's been two weeks since the girls were born, Sting stayed for a week but then left, Amaya and Kaminari, Kakuzu's new kids are staying for a bit with their mother. Everything seems to be running smoothly. I look over to the girls that are all sleeping in the cribs that are put in the lounge room. Nothing seems to be wrong with the world at the moment. Though, as usual, famous last words cause the next thing I know is I hear a LOUD bang and Tobi comes running in. "Leader-chan, bad ninja are attacking the base. Tobi didn't do anything cause Tobi is a good boy!" 'However did he get into the Akatsuki again?' I question myself as I stand up and summon my other bodies, leaving two of them, both of the animal paths, to guard all six girls. Tobi and I rush out and enter the battle. I notice the headbands they're wearing, Grass Shinobi.
After about 2 hours of battling each other, the Grass ninjas retreat. Why would they retreat, unless… oh no. I rush back inside to the lounge room where the girls are supposed to be. I see both the Animal paths in guard stance, but something's not right. I dispel the connection with the animal paths and I release some chakra to also check if there WAS a genjutsu. Just my luck, a silent genjutsu was put up that even my animal paths couldn't tell the difference. "MY BABIES!" I hear two female voice say in perfect sync. I look at Kakuzu and we both think the same thing, "no one takes our princesses and gets away with it". We dash out and follow the Grass Shinobi, but after battling them and them getting split up to much, we lost the girls. Those Shinobi, how come they're so powerful as to take down all the Akatsuki and still have enough to take down two ANGRY dads. Our precious princesses, what is going to happen to them? And with the last thoughts of failure, guilt, sadness, and rage running through our minds, we pass out.
-In Konoha Kage tower-
(Third Hokage POV)
Five Anbu walk in carrying a baby each wrapped in a pink bundle, indicating they're all girls. "Thank you for doing your mission", I say as I wave my hand, summoning an Anbu. "Hawk, go get the couples I indicate to you. The Haruno's, the main Yamanaka's, the main Hyuuga's, the Ryuzaki's and lastly the Kato's". Once I had finished with my list of people who would become parents, he disappeared to gather them.
After about half an hour, there was a knock at the door which I instantly tell the people to come in. 10 people walk in and stand up straight in front of my desk ready to receive whatever they were told. "You were asked to come to my office cause you are now going to be parents. First, Haruno's," I look at the Shinobi carrying a pink-haired baby and gave them the child "Next, Yamanaka's," the Anbu carrying the blonde gave them the child "the Kato's, you will be receiving twins" the Anbu carrying the twins gave the parents each a bundle "Hyuuga's" an Anbu carrying a purple-haired baby gave them the child "and lastly, Ryuzaki's" the last Anbu that was carrying a baby gave them a brown-haired bundle and followed the others and walked out. "You will be caring for these girls as you are now their parents. Their other parents, however, have passed away. You will find that the necessities are already at your houses. Whatever you wish to buy for them, you can. Congratulations, you may leave" all five couples-now-parents walked out towards their homes to get settled.
Now, to store these bracelets away so they are never found. I put them in a case in the drawer that not even a S-class Shinobi or Anbu could get into. This plan… should work.
Me: Well, that's that for that chapter. How's the Akatsuki gonna handle all this? What's the plan?
Konan: Whhyyyyyyyyy…
Me: *Gulps* I'm sorry Konan-chan, but it had to be done. You will get them back, don't worry.
Konan: *Sniffles* O-ok then
Me: Well, hope everyone had a happy Easter. Stay safe