One Big Akatsuki Family
Chapter 6: Who's in charge of these?
Me: Sorry guys for the absence. I was waiting on my proofreaders to get back to me, but one suddenly quit and the other… comatose perhaps. So here it is and I deeply apologise for it. I'm still looking for proofreaders who are active and have Skype maybe to communicate. Also, thanks to a guest on , I just got a funny idea, that you'll see in this chapter. Another question was asked if Kakuzu's twin girls was going to be main or background. They will be background since the Quadruplets are stated as main. They will pop up every now and again, but not around every corner. Also, I must apologise p, but SasuHina I have found in a lot of stories is actually a common pairing, so it's not allowed in. There are plenty of SasuHina stories out there and less of others.
Shikamaru and Sakura - 18
Killer Bee and Sakura - 7 (don't question. It's weird I know, )
Shino and Sakura - 4
Gaara and Sakura - 21
Sai and Sakura - 12
Kimimaro and Sakura - 7 (Oh I love this pairing)
Sasori and Sakura - 15 (Yes, he's a little old since he doesn't age, but it's a fanfic. It works)
Neji and Sakura - 1
Itachi and Sakura - 12
Utakata and Sakura - 1
Idate and Sakura - 1
Yagura and Sakura - 1
Madara and Sakura - 1
Naruto and Ino - 6
Itachi and Ino - 4
Utakata and Ino - 11
Sasori and Ino - 2
Gaara and Ino - 3
Madara and Ino - 1
Deidara and Ino - 13
Shisui and Ino - 2
Hidan and Ino - 3
Suigetsu and Ino - 1
Mangetsu and Ino - 2
Kimimoro and Ino - 1
Sora and Ino - 1
Haku and Ino - 3
Kiba and Ino - 2
Itachi and Hinata - 6
Kiba and Hinata - 15
Lee and Hinata - 3
Hidan and Hinata - 5 (again, it'll work if I want it to)
Shikamaru and Hinata - 28
Gaara and Hinata - 4
Madara and Hinata - 1 (I don't know how though I'll give it a shot, and I DID say that Tobi was JUST tobi) (Iv found a way, and it's an awesome one too)
Kisame and Hinata - 2
Shino and Hinata - 2
Omoi and Hinata - 1
Lee and Tenten - 7
Suigetsu and Tenten - 5
Kankuro and Tenten - 19
Darui and Tenten - 3
Aijsai and Tenten - 1 (I don't mind. It's a possibility)
Hidan and Tenten - 4
Shino and Tenten - 3
Sasori and Tenten - 1
OC and Tenten - 1
Sasuke and OC - 1
Naruto OC - 1
Gaara and OC - 2
Kakashi and Anko - 4
Shikamaru and Temari - 1
Yagura and Mei - 1
"Talking"
'Thinking'
"Inner"
"Black Zetsu"
Last Time:
Amaya. Kaminari and Amaya. Nice names. Poor things, they lost their parents and weren't even weaned yet. I really wonder how they died though. They must be from a village just outside of the big one. Some of the smaller villages sometimes took on names of the mother village. That's the ones closer to the Mother village though. So, very curious indeed. Ichirou closed the scroll and resealed it. Both of us leaned back in the chairs and repositioned the babies so we were holding their upper bodies with one hand and had the bottle in the other. They seemed to like it. Well, seems like I was on leave of Jounin rank for awhile. Until these girls were old enough to take care of themselves. Age maybe… 14, 15 maybe. Not many, but just enough to slowly ease back into life as a Jounin. Ichirou will continue as a Jounin leader and a Academy weapons teacher, though he only did that when actually needed him. Well, here starts all of our new lives as parents.
Now:
(At the Amegakure Akatsuki base)
(Sasori POV)
It had been four months since the girls were baby-napped. During that time though the Akatsuki didn't rest, especially Pein and Kakuzu. All members had stopped their missions to look for the girls. Well, not all missions since finding the girls was top mission for them at the moment. We go to one particular team of members that were currently in Earth Country. They had sources that said a pink head person was in Iwa somehow. Strange, but they were to check every source, every place. Itachi and Kisame were to check Konoha, Pein and Konan were going to check Sound, Etc. etc. The two that were in earth at this direct moment were a red head and a blonde girly boy. Yep, Temari and Gaara. Haha nope, Sasori (who is in Hiruko) and Deidara. They were sent to check and report back immediately. But, like always, both were stopped by a group of idiots, Iwa nin. Of course. When did anything ever go smoothly? Never actually. The Iwa shinobi surrounded the two Akatsuki members, there were twenty in total it looked like. Iwa was the first to attack. Rock and mud flew at the two and Deidara used his clay to defend. It continued on like this for another half hour until a command was yelled to stop. The Iwa nin stopped but stayed in defensive stance in case the two attacked. They didn't but just watched.
"Akatsuki, state your business here in Earth Country." One of the Iwa shinobi, clearly the leader of them, bellowed at them. The two Akatsuki glanced at each other before Sasori answered for them, not trusting the blonde's answer. "There is something in Iwa we are searching for. Stand in our way and you will be killed."
With that threat, and vagueness of Sasori's answer, one of the back and Unknown shinobi started to do hands signs for a complex jutsu. When both Sasori and Deidara noticed, it was way to late. It was already in motion. The jutsu was flung at the two and engulfed them. When the light dissipated, there was no Iwa nin in sight, no sign of the caster at all. But turning our attention to the two in question, Sasori remained unaffected, surprisingly. Though that can't be said about Deidara though. Not in the slightest. What should have been a fully grown man, or something, there was a three year old, blonde, and cute boy left where Deidara should have been or still is. Sasori did a double-take with his eyes wide open. Deidara was… three again and looked quite annoyed it seemed.
"Hey chu old geezer, what chu wooking at, un?!" Came the childish reply from the boy. Yep, definitely Deidara.
Sasori looked down at his body and confirmed that, yes, he was still himself. It seemed to only affect those with complete human bodies. He was mostly puppet save for the heart in his chest. How the heck would he be able to tell this to the others? Looks like he'd have to finish this mission on his own. But first, he'd have to wait until dark and put this kid in a safe place to sleep. Who knows WHAT he would and could get up to if he left him be now? A whole lot of mischief. Why was he always stuck with the weird ones? First Orochimaru then Deidara.
(Time Skip: Next Day)
Well, Sasori had confirmed that it was just a young teen that had dyed his hair pink. Strange for a guy, but who was he to yell at. He was strangely tired, being puppet and all, so he decided to get Deidara and head straight to the base and check his joints and everything. Maybe his heart had something wrong with it.
As he got to the place he left the sleeping blonde, the kid was nowhere in sight. Of course! He just HAD to have the blonde idiot that causes problems all the time. He went searching for the blonde idiot and found him grumpily chatting with and elderly couple. He had to seriously improvise if he didn't want to get a good chat from the older couple. Before he went to go retrieve the kid, he placed a genjutsu on himself. What he looked like was a younger, 6 year-old Sasori, darker red hair and crystal blue-green eyes.
"Deidara, you're out and I win. My time to hide." Sasori said, coming out behind a tree and onto the path. Deidara turned and walked over to Sasori, standing beside him. Without any trouble, they were able to convince the couple that they were playing around and waiting for their parents, so they left the 'kids' be and continued on.
Once the couple were out of earshot and eyesight, Sasori released the genjutsu and glared hard at the kid. "What were YOU possibly thinking wandering off like that? You weren't thinking, that's the problem." Sasori groaned, yes groaned, and summoned a scroll of food he thought he should get while in the village scouting. If Deidara was a kid, he'd be grumpy and want food as soon as he woke up. Which seemed be the case with Deidara's attitude here.
(Time Skip: 7 hrs)
Well, now that Deidara was now happy and full with food, they were able to continue their journey. Not without stopping every half hour or so, as customary for a kid. So, after four hours of Deidara and loving taking his sweet time, Sasori had had enough and was carrying him. He was close to the hideout now. Which was good, because he was tired- wait what? That's not good. He really need to see what was wrong with him then get back to undoing Deidara's child appearance.
Two hours later, Sasori goes into the hideout, going into Deidara's room. He nonchalantly dumps the blonde kid on his bed then turns to head out and to his room. Once he closed his door, he sat down and got out of Hiruko, stretching his joints and assessing for any damage. Everything seemed fine. Maybe all he needed to do was 'shut off' for a bit. No, not sleep. He was a puppet after all. For now, not that he needed to know that though. So now, to wait until morning.
(Time Skip: Next Morning-8 am)
Sasori woke up, feeling quite weird. He didn't feel his joints through chakra as he should. He got off the chair, noticing how close to the ground he actually was on two feet, and went over to the mirror he had. At that moment Hidan had decided to barge in, demanding what had happened to Deidara, the rest of Akatsuki in tow, Deidara beside the silver haired jashinist. They stopped short, the first thing they saw was that there was puppet parts around a chair then they looked to the mirror. They noticed Sasori's height… or rather lack thereof. Yes my good people, Sasori had also been turned kid. Was he impressed, well let's see.
Sasori was absolutely mad beyond anything. He was not only child, but human also. How? Now he knew. His heart. It was still human and controlled his body. The jutsu affects any human part, if the rest isn't human, then it seems to change. He thought that jutsu was a myth however… seems not.
Sasori turned to face the Akatsuki and "Hahaha you're a f***ing shrimp! Now we have two f***ing brats!" came from, surprise, Hidan. Way to state the obvious. "Ntahp stahwing at me!" (Stop staring at me!) was Sasori's reply. He did NOT like this situation at all. Talk about not acting their age.
(Deidara POV)
Now he was excited. He wasn't the only kid here. Tobi didn't count, he was almost adult. No, someone his size, like Sasori was now. His stomach had seemingly chosen that time to say it was child again and needing food. Sasori's grumbled too and Tobi was jumping around saying something about food and playmates. Kakuzu grumbled saying something about loosing money due to these brats and left. Seems Sasori and Deidara wouldn't be going on anymore 'Baby Retrieval Missions' for awhile. If that was a good thing or bad thing, he wasn't sure. What he did know, though, was he got to sleep, play, and eat more now that he was too young to go on missions. What he did know, was that he got to annoy the other Akatsuki and ACTUALLY have a perfectly legit reason for doing so.
(In Konoha)
(No ones POV)
Meanwhile, in Konoha, all girls seemed to have been introduced to the entire village, quite literally or almost, no one actually knew. The girls were given play dates together, all six, since they appeared to know each other and be from the same place. Where that was, no one knew either, except the Hokage. The Hokage had been acting sometimes differently to other times, even the chakra system was different. However no comment was going to be made about it, no real problem had turned up, yet. However what no one knew, even the Hokage, was that there were six little problems laying in the village as we speak. Sleeping away. Awaiting their destiny it seemed.
Well? Not as late as last time I think. How is it? You excited for what's gonna happen? Well you better be. I hope.
Sasori and Deidara: *plotting to kill me*
Me: Welp, that ends this short discussion. Time to leave now and move on to the next chapter. Cheers dears *dashes from scene*