Omake 1
From 00-SilentObserver-13: what happened to Vista and the others when Marco got through with them for the reading incident (Luffy reading Vista's porn book to Whitebeard and crew).
Whitebeard wasn't sure what he should do. Here he is, listening to his grandchild (oh, how wonderful the word) read to him. The little thirteen year old would do that sometimes, bring a book to read on his Grandpops's lap. The kid wasn't all that great a reading, still a little slow and stumbles over big words or words he's never come across before. Not to mention, having his grandson read to him is a big thing. He loves spending time with all of them. But right now, he is torn between listening to Luffy read to him or to stop him. He didn't have the heart to tell the boy to stop reading when Luffy looked so intent on reading for him.
Where did he even get his hands on this book anyway? Where are his other grandchildren when he needs them? And why are his sons out here listening? Don't they chores to do?
The crowd of his brothers standing around Pops's chair caught the attention of Vista, who had just came out of his room for some fresh air. He sees Luffy sitting on Whitebeard's lap with a book. The little teen seems to have the attention of everyone within hearing range with whatever he's reading. Curious, Vista walks a little closer, pushing his way in between the others to get closer to Pops.
A horrified look came across his face once he recognized the cover of the book in Little Luffy's hands. As quick as he could, he jumped up and tore the book out of the kid's hand and tossed the book overboard. Once the book was gone for good, Vista dusted his hands and gave Pops a quick greeting and walked off as if nothing happened.
Whitebeard is extremely grateful he didn't have to sit through Luffy reading that book anymore. He was starting to get warm and uncomfortable too close to where the kid was sitting. It'd be too embarrassing to explain to Luffy if something grew right in front of him. That made him wonder if the brat, or any of the brats for that matter, had been given the talk yet. He'll have to ask Marco when he gets back from his mission.
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"Pops!" Luffy cheered before launching himself into Marco's arm when he returned home from his week-long mission. "Welcome back!"
"Glad to be back, squirt. Have you been good while we were gone-yoi?" Marco ruffled the boy's hair.
"Yup! I only fell in the waters two times," the teen said proudly on Marco's arm with two fingers up.
"Two is two too many times-yoi."
The boy ignored the reprimand and plowed on to update his Pops on what he'd missed while away. "And Trao is a meany. He tied me up and wouldn't let me help wash the bed stuffs."
"I don't blame him. We still haven't replaced the bed sheets for the infirmary you tore up yet-yoi."
"Marco."
"Yes, Pops?" The blond commander looked up to his captain.
"I need to see you in my room when you have time."
"Sure. Now is good-yoi." Marco handed Luffy over to Ace before following Whitebeard.
As soon as they got themselves comfortable, Whitebeard asked if the boys had the talk yet. They hadn't, so Marco suggested that Izo and Kobato could help with that since they're doctors and all that. It'd be easier and less embarrassing. Hopefully.
After talking to Izo and Kobato about it, Marco went out to find the kids. On his way onto the deck where he was sure the kids would be running around, he overheard a couple of his brothers talking. It was something about Luffy. Curious, Marco stopped them and asked them what they were talking about. They thought nothing of it and told the First Division Commander about yesterday's reading mishap.
Now, Marco needs to find Vista so he can kill him. And there he is.
"Vista, I need to speak to you-yoi," Marco said casually as he pulled the larger man away from whatever he was doing near the rails. "First, I need to get the four brats to the infirmary."
"Why? Are they alright?" Vista asked worriedly as he trailed behind Marco.
"They're fine-yoi," Marco waved off his brother's worry. He called out to the kids once he saw them. "I need you four to go to the infirmary-yoi. Izo and Kobato needs to talk to you."
Ace and Sabo looked at each other before shrugging, neither one knew why they had to go to see their doctors. Law, on the other hand, had an idea.
"Is this about Lu-ya reading Vista's erotic novel?"
Marco pretended not to notice Vista's cringe and showed no outward sign of ire towards the man and just nodded.
"What's that got to do with Luffy reading a dirty book?" Ace and Sabo asked.
"Do you boys understand what was going on in the book-yoi?"
"They were having sex," both Ace and Sabo said.
"What's sex?" Luffy asked with an unsuspecting smile. "Is it fun?"
"Sex is when a man and a woman make babies," Sabo answered. "But I still don't understand why we have to go see Izo and Kobato." He turned to look at Marco.
Marco smiled at the boy's innocent view of sex. "That's right and wrong. They're going to teach you things you need to know about sex, stranger danger, and how to avoid being taken advantage of-yoi, and Vista is going to join you."
"Do I have to too?" Law groaned with a blush. "I've already heard all this from Cora-san."
"Yes, you too-yoi."
"Why do I have to sit with them? Shouldn't it be you?" Vista asked with a fearful eyes.
"Because it was your book-yoi. Think of it as punishment. In addition to that, I'm putting you in charge the four of them for a month-yoi and helping them with their chores. In the meantime, I'm going to have a nice little talk with the rest of the crew," the Commander gave an uncharacteristic sadistic grin. There's going to be a ship-wide cleaning of unneeded things, things that should never make it to his kids' hands or eyes. It doesn't matter that they're all teenagers, they're still his kids, and he's going to protect their innocent views as much as he can. That means all dirty books, toys, and whatnots has to go.
"What?!" Ace and Sabo looked offended. "We don't need a babysitter anymore!"
"Your punishment for not stopping Luffy from reading smut-yoi."
"It was just a book! We don't even know what 'smut' is!" they both protested before being shoved into the infirmary where Izo and Kobato were waiting for them.
Vista sat in the furthest corner as the two doctors explained the birds and bees to the boys. He found it interesting when Law would blush every so often and looked just as uncomfortable as he felt. It got more amusing when the youngest trio would ask questions without batting a lash. There were some that would make him cringe and want to hide in a hole at how candid the boys were about the whole thing. They weren't embarrassed in the least.
Although, he did learn why he hasn't seen Marco visit a brothel in a while. Just the thought of the three brats barging in on him in the middle of doing it, made him swear off brothel for the time being. At least until he's forgotten this whole ordeal.
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The month following were hell for Vista. He got roped into helping with chores he hadn't done in a very long time. It's been so long that Law had Luffy reteach Vista how to do things. It ended up with Vista having his head dunked into the toilet while cleaning the restrooms, hanging Luffy out to dry during laundry, being used as a pillow when Ace falls asleep in the crow's nest, fishing the trio out of the sea when Luffy falls over with the other two jumping in after him, and other things he doesn't even want to think about every again.
It's just too bad his siblings just have to remind him of that horrible day when the brats stole all of his clothes while he was in the bath, leaving him with nothing but a towel. They hung all his boxers up in the rigging to flap in the breeze for all to see. The rest of his clothes were worn by the brats themselves. He still couldn't believe Law went along with it. They'd all pegged Law as the sensible one of the group. Sadly, no. There he was, smirking along side Ace and Sabo.
Luffy stood next to them with a bright smile on his face, and that's when his dignity took a nose dive. The little brat just had to trip on the overly large pants and pull Vista's towel down with him. The kid looked up and gave him a wide-eyed look of awe, before screaming at the top of his lungs for his pops.
Of course, being the dutiful father figure that he was, Marco showed up not a half second later, looking for what had his youngest son to scream so loudly. "Luffy, what's wrong-yoi?"
The kid then proceeded to point at Vista's uncovered part and looked at Marco with a smile, "You should hide your family jewels like Vista. That way it won't get eaten again."
That was the reddest he'd ever seen Marco. Though Vista wasn't sure if it was of embarrassment or from anger towards him for still standing there uncovered. He's leaning towards anger, if that glare had anything to do with it.
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A/N: Sorry for taking so long. It's probably going to take me a while for the other omakes also. 2017 isn't starting off so good. :P