On their walk to school, Eddy had many interesting ideas. Although it was stealing, Edd thought that Eddy's scams could actually be pulled off. "And once we real in them suckers I'll be filthy stinking rich! Oh fuck yeah!" Eddy said as he wrapped his arm tighter around Edd's neck. Edd just laughed nervously as he watched the tall leprechaun's eyes glint with deviousness. Edd swore that if he would have looked closer, Eddy's eyes would have been starting to change into the shape of the dollar sign. While Eddy and "Double D", as they were now calling him, were listening to idea's that could be made into scams from one another, Ed was behind them, staring at the black hat that covered Double D's head.
Unable to stop the urges and not asking for permission, Ed swiped Double D's hat off, looking at it with fascination. When Double D had felt a slight breeze on his head, he reached up to pull down his hat, only to find it gone. He shrieked as his hair was now exposed to the world. "E-Ed! Please! Give back my hat at once! That was very rude!" Double D said as he tried to cover his head with an arm and pulled the black hat from the swamp boy.
While Double D put his hat back on, Eddy was in shock. It wasn't from how Edd had over reacted, but from how beautiful Double D's hair look. It was the perfect complement to Double D's skin. Eddy's face had turned red as he saw how beautiful the vampire in front of him had looked without his hat. Ed on the other hand was on the verge of crying. "m-m-m-m" Ed began as his bottom lip was pulled out and was trembling. Double D had noticed this, feeling guilt pang at his heart. The petite vampire did the only thing that had come to his mind.
Edd reached out and gave the tall monster a tight hug. Ed grinned wildly and squeeze back at Double D, almost causing him to stop breathing. Almost. Because if Double D wasn't breathing, he never would have smelled that awful stench that was reeking off of Ed. Double D then quickly pushed himself off of Ed, being sure that it was not too rough to offend the tall boy. Edd now understood how the tall boy was a swamp monster. Ed's stench had confirmed it all.
"E-ED? W-when was the last time you showered?" Double D had asked, holding his hand to his nose. "Last month! I had to go in there to defeat all the octi-lions from taking over the cul-de-sac! I made sure to be super clean! Now I don't have to go back into the evil layer of Dr. Spoofsmire!" Ed screamed as he jumped in excitement. OH GOOD LORD! Edd thought as he pulled out a bottle spray filled with who-knows-what-kind of disinfectant. Double D then sprayed it all over his body saying "Filthy! Filthy! Filthy!" frantically out loud.
Eddy laughed at the scene, clearly seeing that the sock head was a clean freak. He then wrapped his arm around the petite boy's neck yet again, still laughing. "You're a weirdo sock head!" eddy replied. Double D didn't know if should have felt happy or sad about the reply. "We're gunna have so much fun scamming the hell outa this school!" the leprechaun added, walking on while pulling Edd with him.
Edd smiled, taking the leprechaun's words from before as a complement. "Well, since we didn't plan to scam the jackasses of this school on the first night, might as well go check out our schedules" eddy stated as they headed through the parking lot, towards peach creek high school's front doors. After pushing the doors open, the three Ed's almost ran into two human teens. "Ah! Pardon." Edd replied as he and his friends stepped away, allowing the humans to pass by. Eddy scowled.
As the teens retreated to the safety of their homes, eddy scoffed. "Why are humans doing here at this time of the day? They should be at home, sleeping like the pansies they are." Edd frowned at this. "Eddy, that is racist. There may be humans that do not accept us as equal yet, but that does not mean we should stoop to such a level as they are." eddy groaned and shrugged a whatever. Edd simply said "I wonder if the cafeteria sells buttered toast!"
"It's too early for this shit man!" eddy said as the three walked along. "Well, eddy. It's never too late to learn!" the sweet vampire said as he chuckled, bringing a hand up to cover his gapped smile. Eddy smile, all the while smiling as he playfully pushed the boy." put a sock in it, sock head!" Ed was looked at both boys. "put a sock in what eddy?" asked the confused taller boy. "it's nothing lumpy, go back to your buttered toast or some shit like that." eddy waved a hand in the air as Ed went back to saying how buttered toast and gravy should be added to the schools menu.
Edd smiled and proceeded to walk to the office, " I believe that if we continue in this direction, we may be able to find our councilors office and receive our-" Edd wasn't able to finish his sentence. The reason being that as he turned the corner, he had crashed his face to a very hard chest. Giving off a combination of a yelp of both surprise and pain, Edd staggered back, clutching his nose and apologizing profoundly. "I am quite sorry! I was not paying attention to the way in which I was heading!" Edd looked up to see a foreign looking boy.
The boy was very much taller than the small Vampire, but not as tall boy wore a black jacket with a purple shirt beneath it. He wore light blue loose jeans and flip flops. "Hm?" the foreign boy mustered as his surprise was also lost. "Ah! Forgive Rolf small one! He was too busy looking for his escaped chicken. Tell me, have you seen Gertrude?" the boy, Rolf, Edd assumed, said.
"Um, forgive me….Rolf?" the foreign boy nodded. "But I have not seen your...chicken. Although if I do see a flightless bird I will advise you." Edd's answer came out sounding more like a question. "Don't worry about it, double D. Rolf'll find'em eventually." eddy said as he approached the two teenagers. "plus lumpy here will probably use his chicken senses to find'em." the tall leprechaun pointed a thumb to the swamp monster behind him.
"I love chickens double D!" Ed yelled excitedly. "Double the D?" Rolf said confused. "Eddy-Ed boy, who is this 'Double the D'?"
"Huh? Oh, you mean double D, yeah that's sock head over here." eddy said as he pointed to Edd. "Ah! Hello double the D. I am Rolf. I come from village in the Himalayas, where Aunt Gertrude, who is named like my chicken, lives. I am a son of a shepherd. My father was in charge of the sheep and goats there, yes." the foreign boy shook Edd's hand.
"Rolf is also a yeti, yes." Edd stopped shaking the hand to introduce himself. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Rolf! My name is Eddward Vincent. Eddward being spelled with two Ds, hence the new found nickname. Eddward Marion Vincent of the vampire Vincent clan at your service!" the petite boy smiled softly at the tall yeti. The sweet gesture caused Rolf to blush. "Y-yes, well it was good to meet you double the Edd boy." (Really? Another nickname?) Now Rolf must find his pet Gertrude." Rolf replied as he began walking away, still red faced. "I will see tall Ed boy and Eddy-Ed boy later at midnight."
Once the yeti was gone, Edd turned his attention to his friends. "Well, gentlemen, shall we be on our way?" Double D said as he led the way to the office.
It turned out that Edd had only three classes with his new found friends, lunch as well. Biology for first period, freshman English for fourth period, and gym for sixth period (which was the last class of the night.). Their lockers, on the other hand, weren't a delight to hear about. The lockers of the three Ed's were very far apart. "They're like 50 miles away!" eddy had stated as they reviewed their schedules. The trio decided to part ways and meet back in their first hour after they found their lockers.
As they parted, Edd couldn't help but feel a faint tinge of sadness. He was going to be alone again. He pulled onto his mare than heavy backpack. Shaking his head, he looked around to find his locker. He had found it only three doors down, eight lockers to the right of his first period class. Edd smiled, getting a little giddy from the feeling of being the first of the Ed's to reach their class. He looked through the paper containing his schedule. He had received it from his councilor, Cecil, who was a lock-ness monster. Personally, Edd was much honored, seeing as it was his first time meeting someone from such a rare breed.
Edd found his combination under his personal information. He read the code, then reached up and turned the lock scroll. He turned it 18 left, 30 right, 6 left, and finally 26 right. He pulled on the lock gently, hearing a faint click, and removing the object.
Edd had removed his backpack and pulled out the spray from earlier, he also pulled out a paper towel. He wiped down his locker, cleaning it thoroughly. Once he deemed the locker clean, leaving it very shiny, he disposed of the towel and pulled out many binders from his backpack. There were six in total. Each a different color. Edd also pulled out a slinger bag, which also amazingly fat in his small backpack. He opened his one strapped bag and placed a black binder into it with a label in the right corner that had "period 1" on it.
Edd huffed in satisfaction as he placed his back-pack into his locker, closed it and headed for his first class of the day.
That was when he caught the slightest whiff of something amazing. It was a smell of pine, metal, and earth. "What an arousing sent" Edd had murmured to himself. He stopped and closed his eyes, the smell causing his heart to race as he clutched onto the collar of his sweater vest. His cheeks had begun to heat up as his fingers had begun to tingle. He pressed his back to the lockers, panting slightly. Edd was glad that the hallway he was in was empty. It would have been embarrassing to be found in such a state.
Edd brushed his tongue on his fangs, the feeling that they gave off increasing the slightest bit. His hand slowly began to run down his chest, heading more and more to his lower region. The other came up to his mouth, entering a finger into his hot moist mouth. As his fingers brushed his fangs, causing them to be pierced by their sharpness, Edd's tongue sucked on the digit.
He found that the blood flowing from his fingers only caused him to get more aroused, its taste like heaven. Edd's hand was now at his stomach, and slowly lowered down into his pants, where his erection awaited.
Just as Edd's fingers were about to close around his throbbing member-
There was a noise.
Actually now it was clearer to hear as he started to calm himself.
It was a roar of a laugh. Gasping as he now realized where he was, Edd quickly pulled out his hands, looking around frantically. He was still alone in the hallway, thank then realized that the laugh had come from another hallway. Edd blushed, knowing that what he had done was very inappropriate.
Realizing that footsteps were heading in his direction, Edd rushed himself to the nearest restroom, mindful of not running. As he speed-walked away, an open window blew in a breeze, it had slightly cooled him down as he turned the corner.