Chapter 2: What Would You Do for a Dragon Ball? Offer Fanservice!

(A/N: May contain a bit of a lime, but this is the first saga. There's going to a lot of that.)

Two years with Goku was like living on a camp, due to the constant number of outdoor things we did. We lived off the land with little to no electronics. I never really got the chance to use the laptop due to training and keeping the place in check. I did get to read the books, but only while I was alone. But enough of that, let's get on with it.

It was another day on Mount Pazou, Goku was doing the morning chores (i.e. wood chopping) and I was meditating practicing another technique. That's when the Dragon Ball glowed and while Goku thought it was his grandpa speaking to him.

"Ace, Grandpa's speaking to us! What do you think he's saying?" Goku asked me.

I opened my eyes thinking of what to say until "Maybe it's the call of destiny today." slips out.

"Wow, really! Well we could go get something eat then, huh?" Goku said innocently enough.

I decided to join him on his way to river to catch some fish. He stripped to do so, and I didn't. Unlike Goku, I wasn't innocent due to me mentally being nineteen. However, we ended up running into trouble. On cue, Goku kicked a rock out of the way that hit a Sabretooth tiger. It would have chased us because it was really mad, but I gave one mean glare for it to back off. I knew Bulma was coming and considered what was going to happen. A smirk crawled up my face that I could play this to my own edge. Now if Goku's the pure of heart hero, I was the classical anti-hero in a sense. I was basically being a nicer Vegeta. Ironic considering everything. As Goku was dragging the giant fish, I could sense Bulma coming. I probably could have warned Goku, but, for the sake of time, I can't. Plus, it was hilarious. I couldn't believe I was watching the scene play out. I did help lift Bulma's car and throw it to the ground. As Bulma crawled out her damaged car, Goku pulled out his Power Pole.

"Yeesh, now a hideous demon emerges from the monster." Goku said to me. "Ace, let's do this."

"Goku, that's not…. bah screw it. Let's do this!" I remarked.

Bulma came out guns blazing and fired at us. Which brought to question how a sixteen-year-old gets a gun in this world? Since I know she was going to shoot, I dodged everyone she fired and kicked the gun out of her dainty hands. Goku had a bullet hit him.

"Whuh was that?! What're you, a bitch?!" Goku said unaware he actually swore.

"You mean, witch, bro." I said to him chuckling.

"What are you guys? How aren't you dead? How did you dodge those and kick the gun out of my hand?" Bulma said shocked.

"I just can move faster than your mere gun and I felt like mocking your aim." I said flatly.

Goku got up now quite angry, "Ha! Y'think you can hurt me with your stupid magic with little stings like that!? Hah!"

"And you would have two kids dead, so you should be glad we're alive." I said

"Now foul demon, prepare to die! Ace, let's end this beast!" He said raising his pole.

Before he could strike, I used my Bo staff to block his attack saying, "Goku, you dunce! She's not a demon. She's human."

Bulma was professing this hoping she wasn't going to end up dead. I turned to Bulma and said, "You should be lucky, we can resist and dodge your bullets."

"Is it really a human?" Goku said zipping around and looking about. "It seems softer and bumpier."

He used his power pole to hike up Bulma's skirt to use for her "tail". Bulma scolded him for doing that screaming she doesn't have a tail. It really reminds me how much a jerk Bulma can be at times.

"Of course, Goku. It's a she." I said to him, "A girl, you dummy."

Goku had mild surprise on his face and Bulma was relieved. However, she looked mad at me for not telling him sooner.

"Oh! I've never seen human before other than Ace." Goku said looking about. "My dead grandpa always said if I met a girl, treat her nice."

"That's only applies to nice girls, not ones that try to kill you." I said with extreme sarcasm in my tone. "But let's treat her as a guest anyway. C'mon, let's get you some food."

Goku agreed to that, and Bulma remarked, "As long as that's all you do…"

"Hmph, pervert." I mutter under my breath.

As we begun the walk up to the hut, Bulma noted our strength and prowess. Goku remarked his grandpa trained him well but I said something a little different.

"I've trained in multiple forms of combats, swordplay, and gunplay." I said getting a surprise out of Bulma.

"Those two might be bumpkins, but I could their strength." Bulma said to herself as we soon arrived at the old hut.

Goku immediately dropped the giant fist and ran up to the Dragon Ball saying, "Grampa, we're brought a human female home with us!"

Bulma seemed puzzled until she saw the Dragon Ball. Snatching it up, she proclaimed the radar worked and all that. What am I to say about that, it played like normal. She explained what the Dragon Balls were and so on. I decided to step in when Bulma got into what her wish was going to wish for.

"So hand over the Four-Star Dragonball please!" She asked.

"No way! This is all I have left to remember Grandpa." Goku said holding the Dragonball tightly.

Then I realize what a golden opportunity I have because I knew what happen next. I had a perverted idea.

"Goku? Let me talk with the lady. You go out and kill that saber tooth that's been annoying us." I said to him.

He nodded giving me the ball and dashing out Power Pole in hand. Bulma asked if I was going to hand it over.

"Nope." I responded taking a chair seating backwards on it.

Bulma scanned my face and looked up and down. Now I was between Goku and Bulma's height, and I was two years older than Goku. She felt a more mature air off of me.

"Oh, I get it. You naughty boy! You want something in exchange." She said as I grew a smirk.

I was going to milk this for as much as I could get. This was going to be worth it and every fan would kill me to be in my position. She came up to me hiking up her dress showing her panties and offering for me to touch them. I couldn't help but laugh at that. Bulma asked what was so funny.

"Hon, if you expect me to hand this over for touch your firm behind, then just give up now." I said to her getting a rise of anger and embarrassment out of her. "You'll have to ante up."

I was enjoying every minute of this, and I was thinking of Vegeta wanting to kill me if he ever found out I did this. But I didn't care, by then; Bulma will be in no way willing to tell him.

Then Bulma surprised me by saying, "Please, give to me! I'll…I'll…show you everything!"

This was a chance to see her naked? Hell yeah!

"Deal! But I have one condition, Goku and I come with you on your quest!" I said to her being quite serious.

I didn't want the timeline to be shattered by my little plan and thankfully Bulma accepted. I told her she might want to hurry because Goku could be on his way. Bulma hurriedly took off her clothes except for her panties baring everything. Her firm body was so supple. Part of me wondered if her chest even grew later down the line. Then again, later research would find they might have gotten smaller later on the series. I'll have to fix that soon enough.

"Well?" She said with a thick blush. "Enjoy your peep show?!"

"So shiny." I said feigning a little innocence. "And I got my look, you can get dressed!"

Bulma got dressed again red-faced from my compliment this time, and Goku returned. I explained basically we were going on a quest with her and she was going to borrow the ball. Bulma seemed smug, and I bet its cause she knows they're going to scatter when they're used. So Goku and I packed for the journey, and I got my BlackTab (that's the thing my parents give me) clipped to my belt. My outfit was essentially a black and red version of Roshi's Turtle uniform except the symbol had the kanji for "Black". I got my duffel bag slung on my back and Bulma eyed the BlackTab.

Bulma had immediately asked about the device to which Ace shrugged it off as something his parents gave him. Bulma takes out her Capsule #9 motorcycle to which Goku was adamantly claiming its magic. Ace backhanded Goku for that.

"I'm afraid I don't have space for both of you." She said to them.

"No need, I got my own ride." Ace remarked using his BlackTab to spawn his own custom capsule.

"I've never seen that kind of capsule before." Bulma said snatching the capsule from Ace.

She was looking it over wondering if it was made by Capsule Corp., but Ace took it back point he built it himself. Ace clicked and throws the capsule to unveil a futuristic, high-tech red racing bike of unspecified make and model (think Shotaro Kanaeda's bike from AKIRA). Bulma was drooling at the sight of it, and Ace had a thick smirk.

"Like what you see?" He remarked getting on his bike.

Bulma said nothing and kept drooling. You often forgot Bulma does machines and stuff like this would really interest her. Goku thought Ace could do magic, but one again got backhanded for it. And soon a grand journey would begin for the trio, as they raced off leaving Gohan's hut in the distance. Ace kept showing off what his bike could do leaving Bulma and Goku in the dust at first.

"Sorry Bulma, but it looks you can't keep up!" Ace said letting the wind go through his hair.

He would eat those words as Bulma caught up with him with a knowing smirk on her face.

"My bike might not be so fancy, but I can assure you its fast!" Bulma said confidently as the two came to a stop.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? There's a hill up ahead, first bike over that hill win. Loser gives up their bike." Ace said revving his. "Or you don't get the balls for it?"

"Oh, I got the balls, all right!" Bulma said determined. "You're on!"

"Well then prepare to hand over your bike, futa girl!" Ace said speeding off leaving Bulma.

Bulma pondered on "futa girl" only to realize what it meant, blushed angrily, speed off with Goku to catch up with Ace.

"Ace! You little deviant!" Bulma yelled as Goku held her by her chest for dear life.

Goku had no idea but he squeezed Bulma's chest even tighter to hold on. Bulma would complain, but she was a little too focused on getting Ace.

I had already jumped the hill and pulled over to the side just waiting for Bulma. By now, her anger had probably made her not notice the hill was huge. Heck, I had enough time to connect my earbud and listen to some tunes. Too bad, I only got through one song before Bulma and Goku come crashing down. Unlike canon where the bike's fine, this time it wasn't so hot. The bike was damaged and Goku was cheering for her to do it again.

"Oh my gosh, I nearly got us killed…I should have been more careful." She said still shaken up before turning to Goku. "Goku, could you get your hands off me, please?"

Goku released his hand as I chuckled. I pointed out that I won, and Bulma seemed pretty steamed. However, she was overcome with a feeling to use the bathroom.

"You two wait, I need a pitstop." She remarked covering her mouth in embarrassment.

"Ok, I'll come with." Goku said about to get off Bulma's bike.

"No! You wait here!" She screamed running for a nearby rock to crowd behind. "Don't you know what a pitstop is?"

"Bulma, of course, he doesn't know. We live in the woods, dummy!" I pointed up.

"It means I need to pee!" Bulma screeched getting behind the rock.

I started walking to her and Goku asked why. I pointed she'll be screaming for us in a few seconds. Sure enough, she was screaming. Goku and I hurriedly rush to find Bulma in the grips of a pterodactyl with her underwear down to her ankles. The look on that pterodactyl's face seemed to imply he wanted to do more than eat her.

"Who are you? A friend of…." Goku said before I cut him off saying, "Drop the girl!"

"No way! This one's mine and I'm going to enjoy every moment of eating her." The pterodactyl remarked even licking the poor girl's face. "And you two can't fly, so bye!"

It took off with a screaming Bulma in tow, and we watched both powerless to do anything. Or so you thought. Goku and I had to use my bike to catch up. Bulma screamed for us to her and seeing what would happen next, I had to sacrifice my badass bike. Overclocking the nitrous oxide, I blasted had used my bike to blast us into air. Goku and I leapt off. I had to watch my precious bike I spent years building on Earth Prime crash into the ground, and I was highly pissed. I grabbed into its wing and was choking the pterodactyl.

"You asshole! That bike was precious to me! I'll kill you!" I yelled choking the life out of it.

And then Goku smashed it right on the head with his Power Pole nearly breaking my face and breaking the pterodactyl's skull. Thankfully, I got off just in time. Bulma was saved by Goku and I laughed at her misfortune at her pissing herself.

"It's not funny, you asshole!" Bulma bellowed.

I kept laughing until I hit the dirt and broke several bones. I know I can heal from injuries thanks to an unknown species dealie, but it didn't stop me from screaming in absolute pain. We were truly off to a great start!