Chapter 7: Midnight Intrusion

(A/N: This chapter is going to get a little lemon flavored. You were warned.)

It was late, and I was in no mood for sleeping out in the damn cold. I ask Oolong if we could use the capsule and he was willing to oblige us. Out of the capsule, came the British AEC Routemaster double-decker bus or the sweet house-wagon. Bulma went into rant mode demanding why he didn't say he had a dynocap. I come to his defense pointing out we nearly got robbed. We all enter and to me it's like walking on the set of a movie. I toss my duffel bag to the side, and put my sword on the counter. I was glad my BlackTab could easily spawn off because Goku was going to eat out most of the food. Using the BlackTab, I spawn off a dynocap filled with food to which I open to chow down on.

"Jeez, save some of that food for us, will you?" Oolong said watching us eat. "You eat enough to feed me for a month."

"Sorry, but we're starvin' here." I said stuffing more noodles down my mouth.

It was then I saw Bulma already unzipping out of the belly dancer skirt saying she needed to shower.

"There better not be any peepholes!" Bulma said to Oolong.

"Don't worry, Bulma. I'll make sure he says right here." I said leaning back.

"Aw, thanks Ace." Bulma said going ahead to shower.

"Asskisser." Oolong mumbled.

So Oolong asked Goku the deal about the Dragon Balls, and I remembered something. Yamcha was on the other side listening it, but Mai and Shu should be in the front. Grabbing my sword, I go outside and I find them.

They look like they got caught doing something dirty. I unsheathed Rakurai and I had a sneer on my face.

"The easy way is you walk away. The hard way is I use this to cauterize your legs off." I said darkly.

Now I was bluffing. Mostly because thanks to Super, I can't kill those idiots. Of course, being that their idiots, they flee with the bomb still stuck on Shu's hand. Thank kami. To think that Mai's the same age as Goku at this point…I swear anime was always weird. I go back just as Goku's done explaining about the balls.

"Y'know, I hear that the dragon is a sight to behold." I said putting my sword back in his sheath.

By now, Yamcha's probably cause Bulma's bare torso which sent him screaming into. Unlike canon, I had to no intention of letting see any more of her tonight. But I wonder how does a "badass" like him be afraid of women. Did a woman torment him or something?

Either way, Bulma gets out of the shower demanding clothes from Oolong. Of course, Oolong had no sleepwear. Then she kindly asked me, and my BlackTab was pretty low. I had to tell her it was low on power. I noticed Bulma got a little flustered.

"Look, I can go do the wash tomorrow. I might have something for you to wear for tomorrow." Oolong remarked.

"I can charge up my device to get your something, but you might have to rely on Oolong for an outfit for tomorrow." I said.

I found a plug and got the charger in to power my BlackTab. Oolong made us all drinks and I knew where this was going. However, I was prepped for this. As a warper, I can use techniques and whatnot to alter reality. Of course, any warper basically does this by entering a world, but some can heighten it to alter specific things. Basically, using my warping powers, I neutralized the sleepy grass in my juice with a mere gaze. It does a take a lot out of me, but it's worth it. I down the drink and so does everyone else.

"Oolong, you stay down here and you better NOT sneak into my room." Bulma said glaring at the pig before shifting her gaze at Ace. "Ace, I need to talk to you upstairs. Right now."

This is surprising, but I go up with her. I lean back against the wall and Bulma sits on the bed still in her towel.

"Ace, I really don't trust Oolong's word. Could you maybe stay and keep watch over me? Please." Bulma asked a bit uncomfortable.

This caught me off-guard.

"Wouldn't Goku be more appropriate for this?" I said raising an eyebrow.

I know for a fact that Goku will be knocked out, but I was rather curious on why me.

"Look, I would ask Goku, but he's too naïve. Oolong could easily fool him. Plus, you've seen me naked before. I trust you a whole lot more not to do anything to me than Oolong." Bulma admitted with a yawn.

I was actually touched by this. To be fair, I had some plans of my own. I was even debating teaming up with Oolong. However, now, I had a bit of determination to help Bulma.

"Don't worry, I'll give Oolong something to keep him busy." I said to her.

"Thanks, Ace." Bulma said throwing off the towel to go under the covers.

Bulma quickly ended up sleeping and Goku by now is probably out cold. I hurry down to stop Oolong on the chairs.

"I know you laced the drinks, Oolong." I said in a low voice.

Oolong looks terrified, but I tell him I won't tell Bulma if he doesn't go in her room. He groans that he won't have any fun, but I can give him something. Going to my BlackTab while it's plugged in, I search for an item to keep me up all night. Apparently one of my siblings had a similar idea in mind because among the items recently spawned by my siblings was a pill that give eight hours sleep instantly. Of course, I spawn it with using as little power from the house-wagon as possible. Ingesting it, I turn to Oolong.

"Look Oolong, we're cool and all, but I can't you go up there. I promised Bulma had." I said sternly.

"Oh, come on, please!" Oolong whined.

I needed a compromise and something quick. Deftly, I get a piece of paper out of my duffel bag. I drew him a lewd picture for him to ogle. Who did I draw? Nico Robin. That was enough to keep him happy. I wanted to draw Bulma, but I wanted to stay in her good grace. Now the next issue was Yamcha, so I immediately put my sword back on my side. The BlackTab needed another hour before full charge so I left it behind. Making sure my Kageyama capsule is tucked in my duffel bag and put away. I slip out the window and scale up to the roof. And here come Yamcha and Pu'ar up to the house-wagon. I would let Yamcha in and let canon happen, but no. I had to stop this, just to troll Yamcha. So, I sneak back inside to get to door sword in hand, and I open it. Yamcha was stunned to see Rakurai up to his stomach and me smirking like a madman.

"Oh hello, Yamcha. I assume you've come for our balls." I said to him. "But I am rather attached to them."

"We're talking the Dragon Balls, right?" Pu'ar said awkwardly.

"Yes, dumbass. I had a feeling you'd show your mug, so I waited." I said. "And I have a deal."

"A deal, you say?" Yamcha said curious of what I wondering.

"A one on one fight, you and me, no weapons and just our fist. If I win, you piss off for the rest of the night. If you win, I'll give you the balls no questions asked." I said seriously.

Yamcha was a thief and usually didn't really much in honor. However, Yamcha was confident he'd beat Ace in this fight. He assumed Ace was tried and sleepy unaware Ace was fully awake due to his pill. So, he accepted the terms think it was an easy win despite Pu'ar warning that he was now bound to the deal by martial artist's honor. Ace goes inside and drags out Oolong.

"Hey, what's the big deal? I was admiring Robin's bo—Why is the bandit here?!" Oolong said panicked.

"Look, I made a deal. If I beat him, he pisses off for the night. You need to keep an eye on Kitty Litter over there." Ace said crossing his arms.

Oolong wanted to whine, so Ace kindly asked Pu'ar to transform into the woman he drew. Of course, Pu'ar refused, but Oolong realized he could do just that himself. Yamcha and Ace moved a short distance away, but not before handing Rakurai to Oolong to hang on to.

The two warriors glared at each other.

"I never caught your name, brat." Yamcha said readying himself.

"Ace Maebure Blackthorn." Ace said cracking his knuckles.

A light breeze blew through the air, and the fighters charged ready to throw down. Both making a leap, Yamcha got the first kick to Ace's face midair. Ace landed on his feet and ran forward as they clashed with their fists. At came to a head, which Ace and Yamcha's fists came after to cause a punch parry which put their fist in a lot of pain. Ace and Yamcha howled out in pain blowing air on their fist to lessen the pain.

"I felt like I was punching a concrete wall." Yamcha said wincing.

"You were more like punching through 10, no 30 barriers of oak." Ace said glad his healing factor would fix his hand quickly.

Preparing a Sparking Touch within the hurt hand, he focused more ki into it to turn his arm into a living electric shock glove. Yamcha had tried to lay a strike on Ace, which scratched Ace, but didn't stop Ace from slamming his fist into Yamcha's stomach. Yamcha basically got hurt with the force of four tasers. With Ace pulling away, Yamcha fell over unconscious. Ace was more a tad drained due to using all that energy.

"Damn, this was intense. I'll need to train even harder to ensure I can go on. My endurance is impressive, but it can get harder." Ace said to himself.

He was glad his tail was wrapped around him like a belt. He was still training that weakness off. Pu'ar had to drag Yamcha away, and Oolong trudged off to bed leaving Ace the only one awake. Or so he thought.

He didn't notice that with all that noise, Bulma had woken up wondering what was going on.

I was panting, but I was so glad to find my BlackTab fully charged. Though, I won't tell Bulma. Much as I hate to say it, canon's got to happen with that bunny suit. I do spawn a healing item to recover. Taking my sword out of a sleeping Oolong's hand and putting it away, I go to find Bulma somewhat awake. She was up not really covering her chest with the sheet.

"Ace? What's going on and why do you look so beat up?" Bulma said noting my appearance.

"We had unwelcome guests, and no it's wasn't Oolong. That bandit guy broke in and would have come up here, but I fought him off." I said with a weak smile.

"The cute bandit hunk?! Why did you let come up?" Bulma said excitedly.

"You do realize that he was here for the balls, right?" I said with a blush. "That and Oolong would have used that as excuse to come up here."

While Oolong in canon would have been dealing with Pu'ar, I was hoping that Bulma wouldn't be mad over me repelling Yamcha. I had to threw Oolong down the river, but I was glad it worked. I was trying not to stare Bulma's milky white orbs.

"You have a good point." Bulma said defeated. "But thanks for keeping watch."

Bulma had gazed at Ace's face noting it's red color to which Bulma quickly found out why.

"How cute, he's trying not to stare, but he's being a little bad job of it. At least he's trying." Bulma thought deviously. "Maybe I could "reward" his efforts."

Bulma had a bit a devious look in her eyes saying it was ok for him to look for he earned it.

"But I think you need something more considering your state." Bulma said pointing out the tense look on Ace's face.

"I don't know if I could do this. I wouldn't want to be your first time." Ace said nervously.

"First time?" Bulma said with a chuckle. "Between you and me, I already lost that a year ago. Besides this'll be a one-night stand between us."

Ace's inner mind was yelling, "JUST DO IT!", and this time Ace was going to listen. This wasn't part of his plan, but he was doing to enjoy this "bonus".

-Lemon Start!-

Ace instinctively leap over to the bed leaving his shoes behind catching Bulma by surprise. Going under the sheet, he hastily between her legs.

"Woah, an eager…oh..ahnn!" Bulma said before letting out a yelp.

Ace was actively licking the folds of her flower between her legs and had no intention of stopping. Bulma was very surprised he do that first.

"For..*pants* a bumpkin, you sure know how to please a woman." Bulma said in between her moans.

"My dad once told me that when having sex, it's important to make sure a woman gets the most pleasure out of it." Ace said in between licking. "It's now he's keeps my mom coming back for more."

Bulma was curious if Ace's father was a complete stud, but wasn't able to think with Ace's continual licking. He crawled up to keep licking to grab Bulma's right breast to massage. Bulma was actually considering having him as a fuck buddy. Her juices flowed down to which Ace found delicious. More juices began to flow out of her while Ace did his best to get every drop of it before Bulma arched back with her first orgasm for the night. After she was done, Ace slurped up what was left before looking up at Bulma who gave him a weak smile.

"That was remarkable, Ace." Bulma said seeing the tent in his gi. "Now how about I get you ready."

Ace had peeled his gi off having a rather hungry look. He wanted to go all out, but he looked to Bulma.

"How do you want it? Could I go all out?" Ace asked twitching a bit.

Bulma humored him by saying he could go all out to which Ace flipped her over to take her from behind. Being the gentleman, he eased his shaft inside her before taking for a ride. A pretty long one.

Downstairs, Oolong stirred awake and looked over at the clock which showed it was barely half-past elven. Grumbling, he went over to the fridge to grab a bite to eat when he heard moaning. More specifically a woman's moaning. His gut instinct told him it was Bulma, and he crept up to get the mother of all peepshows. He had cover his mouth not to give himself away. He found an awake Bulma having sex with a very lucky Ace. Oolong couldn't believe his eyes!

"Ace, it's been a half-hour and you're still haven't given out yet." Bulma said panting. "But keep it up!"

"With pleasure!" Ace said spanking Bulma's behind.

"Do that harder." Bulma ordered.

"What? Spanking you or thrusting in you?" Ace said.

"BOTH, you pervert!" Bulma yelped out.

Ace gazed over and he clearly saw Oolong. Ace gave him a look that said, "Go downstairs or else."

Oolong wanted to stay, but he knew the risk of getting the wrath of Bulma. Plus, Ace did save them from Yamcha and got Oolong to realize he could just transform into Bulma when nobody's looking.

"You've earned it, you lucky bastard." Oolong said under his breath going back downstairs.

"You hear that?" Bulma said heated. "I swore I heard that perverted pig."

"Don't worry, I made sure he won't come up here." Ace assured reaching his limit. "But I'm about to cum!"

"Not inside me, you're not. I didn't pack birth control!" Bulma said a bit panicked. "Pull out!"

Ace kept up his violent thrusting until he pulled out his shaft and give Bulma a stream of sperm all over her body to coat the sweat. Bulma fell flat on her stomach completely exhausted with her stomach having her own orgasm right after. Ace was flaccid once again and completely exhausted. It was his first time after all.

"I think I'll go downstairs." Ace said getting up.

"You can stay up here with me. Least I do." Bulma said before slipping out cold.

With a smile of glee, he collapsed back on that bed. The two teens soaked in the juices of their sex and sweats drifted off to sleep

-Lemon End-

When I woke up from my little nap (I was under the effects of the pill, so I only needed a light sleep), I looked at the naked bluenette next to me. Last night was awesome and I had something to rub in my siblings' face. If I ever saw them again. I get up actually feeling like sleeping in next to Bulma, but I go down to get my BlackTab. The date's September 7, Age 749 in this world and it's five am. Can't believe it's been a week already since I did this journey because it's feels like a month. I go up to bed and seeing Bulma like this got a mischievous idea formed.

(-Three Hours Later-)

I was oh so tempted not to get up again, but I had to. Bulma awoke looking over at me.

"Morning. Sorry about all I spew all over you." I said shyly. "It was my first time."

"It's all right, but I don't remember you shooting all over my boobs like this." Bulma remarking the seed all over.

"Oh…I woke up with a bit heated so I used your chest while you asleep. Sorry about that." I admitted.

Bulma sighed saying that at least she was going to shower. So, after she and later I showered, I'm fully dressed and Bulma's in a towel. Of course, like canon, she and Oolong and she's ends up in the bunny costume getup. Oolong takes the wheel and we were off on adventure. I hurriedly eat breakfast, equip my sword and BlackTab on me. I got my duffel bag on my back as well because I knew Yamcha was going to hit us with that rocket launcher. In a few minutes, a missile wrecked the House-Wagon blowing off the driver's side knocking Bulma out cold. Goku, Oolong, and I could and Yamcha aimed an automatic rifle at me.

"It's morning now, so our deal is done. Now, hand over your balls." Yamcha said aiming it at me.

"Oh, I'm sorry, they're empty." I said with a snicker.

Only Oolong got the joke. Goku was itching to fight, and I had an idea to progress this along.

"Hey desert douchebag, if you can't beat Goku, you will never beat me. So put down the gun and fight, or are you a complete pansy?" I said goading the bandit.

However, something interesting happens. Before anyone could react, Goku up and punches Yamcha in the face, breaking out a tooth in Yamcha's face.

"My face! My beautiful gallant face!" Yamcha said aching in pain.

He retreats and with Pu'ar in tow. I go inside to wake up Bulma who's now mad we have to walk. More like they have to walk, I open up Kageyama to ride on. Goku's carrying Bulma, and Oolong had a walking stick. Being this was the desert, we were sweating like Oolong.

"Where the hell is Yamcha?" I thought trudging through the desert heat.

It was nearly twenty minutes before he found us to "apologize". He even gave us a car capsule to which Goku happily accepted and thanked him. Bulma hurriedly got in and Oolong got to driving it. As they peel away, I turn to Yamcha.

"Maybe we'll meet again because if so, I'll be happy to fight you again." I said before taking off after the gang on Kageyama.

Yamcha had a look on confusion watch Ace go.

"Pu'ar, you don't think he knows the car is bugged, right?" Yamcha said asking his best friend.

"Of course not, unless he's psychic or something?" Pu'ar responded.

"Please, psychic powers are impossible." Yamcha said confidently. "I'm just paranoid."

Whatever they were doing at this point, Chiaotzu and General Blue sneezed.

The desert duo got in their car to go after our "heroes" as the journey continues!

(A/N: Second time doing a lemon, first time was Pour One Out which was a Dragon Ball Z fic with Chi-Chi. Ironic. Either way, this chapter was a fun one. I decided to update with three chapters this time instead of four because it's been since last year I had a chapter you readers. I want to try to do at last 3-4 chapters during the month to post at the end of it. Yoshi3000 out.)