Chapter 9: The Trademark Attack

(A/N: I've been looking forward to this chapter. This one will probably be the most interesting of the bunch.)

Master Roshi seemed pretty happy to see us. He asked me if I was here about his training, but I shook my head.

"I'm here to get you to come to Gyu Mao's castle to put out the people. I'd ask for the Bansho Fan, but it's cooler to have you to come yourself." I said to him.

I already knew the fan was tossed out due to bad Wonton soup, and I wanted to get this handled quickly. The introductions and deal happened and we were all on our way back to Fry-Pan Mountain. I had no intention of letting Roshi near Bulma to feel her breasts and was already deviously planning. We had returned back to the mountain and Roshi got off to puke. While Roshi was talking with Ox King, I dragged Bulma to the side.

"Bulma, Roshi took advantage of Goku's naviete to make a deal involving you." I said crossing my arms.

"All right, what does the old pervert want?" Bulma said already annoyed.

"He wants to fondle your tits." I said bluntly.

"Damn old man!" Bulma spat.

"But I have a plan, but we'll need Oolong's help." I said. "We're going to give him another "woman" to grope."

Bulma seemed to like the way I was talking and got Oolong to me right away. I explained the plan, but he didn't want to go through with it.

"Oolong, if you do this. I'll draw a lewd picture of Bulma! Whatever fetish you want!" I said holding him by the collar. "Please."

Oolong agreed and Bulma was willing to forgive me for it. Now I wasn't sure if my warping powers worked that way, but I willing to try anything once. Taking Oolong's hand, I focused my warping energy and tried to make it flow.

Ace's attempt would result in Oolong being coated a blue energy as Ace told him to just try to the transform.

"Change, NOW!" Oolong said as he dispersed in a cloud of orange cloud.

Ace's warping energy had overrided Oolong's own desire to transform into Bulma. Instead, there stood a very tall, slender woman with long black hair that extends past her waist with locks of hair that frame her face down to her chin, pale skin, large breasts that put Bulma's own to shame, a high forehead, dark blue eyes that have long, voluminous lashes, and a narrow waist. Oolong was now in a revealing red blouse that showed much of her chest and a loose sarong that exposed her long, slender legs with a green symbol adorned on it. Yes, Ace had overridden Oolong's transformation to turn him into Boa Hancock.

It was something when Bulma who is completely straight was ogling the form Oolong got. Ace pulled up the mirror app on his BlackTab to show Oolong the form. He had a nosebleed.

"Holy shit, I look gorgeous." Oolong said. "And how did my voice change?"

"Seems it worked. I merely had the thought in mind so I overrode your desire to turn into Bulma through my willpower. Seems I overdid it because you're an exact copy down to the voice." Ace said sheepishly.

"Who the hell is she?" Bulma asked demandly of Ace.

"Boa Hancock. She's a character in a manga I read." Ace said sweating a bit.

Bulma was relived glad that she didn't actually exist. If Ace could get away with it, he'd be laughing. Ace went over to call Roshi to complete the deal. To say, the sight of Oolong was enough to get blood trickling down his nose.

"What's the size on her?!" Roshi said in a heated whisper.

"She's a J-cup, Roshi. Enjoy!" Ace said.

Bulma was slackjawed by that revelation. It made her feel like she was flat chested. However, she was glad she didn't have to deal with the old pervert.

"You owe me one again." Ace said looking up at her.

"Sure…whatever you want." Bulma said wistfully.

Afterwards, Roshi had preformed the Max Power Kamehameha wave to put out the fire. Ace had to put on shades due to it's cool factor. Yamcha and Pu'ar were stunned to see it. Roshi sat down exhausted from using the technique.

"That was so cool!" Goku cheered. "Can you teach me?"

"Sorry, kid. That technique will take 50 years to learn it." Roshi said to him.

"Bullshit." Ace said crossing his arms. "It's doable in 50 seconds."

So, Ace cupped his hands drawing to his side and his ki was concentrated into a single point between his hands. The energy in hand had a taint of green with the blue.

"KAME-HAME-HA!" Ace said firing the blueish-green energy beam up into the sky.

Goku did the same copying Ace, and both blast came down and blew up the car Yamcha gave them. Why? Because the universe screws over anything related to Yamcha. So Oolong, still in Hancock's form, had to put up with Roshi again a distance away. Ox-King give them a hovercar to aid our heroes after Ace found the Seven-Star Dragon Ball.

I took Bulma aside because I did want to leave Goku and Chi-Chi to talk by themselves. The Ox-King had already left to check on the remains on his castle. I dragged Bulma a good distance away.

"What is it this time? You want another pafu pafu?" Bulma said to me.

"It was more to give Goku some time alone with Chi-Chi." I said to her. "I'm a good wingman. Plus, I can get you some new clothes."

Bulma perked up at that. I knew that bunny suit was the reason we got in trouble with the Rabbit Gang in the first place. I still intend to have us deal with them through. So, what outfit did I put her in? Well since we're going back in the deserts, I got her a black tank top, black skinny jeans and high-heeled suede boots. She squeed at the boots, and I had the joy watching her fling the bunny costume to put the new outfit on. To complete the outfit, I spawned a gray military jacket, with fasteners on the collar and underneath her chest, which have a dull, off-metallic feel with the sleeve cuffs also having fastener buttons. The outfit itself was one good thing from that piece of crap Metroid game that I won't name.

"What do you think?" Ace said beaming the bunny costume into his BlackTab to store behind her back.

"Anything's better than that bunny get up, and the jacket's a nice touch." Bulma said to me.

I would have given her regular pants, but her behind looked fine in those skinny jeans. I'd gain points with Oolong, and I kind of needed it considering he's probably getting molested by Roshi.

Goku and Chi-Chi had walked over to the lake talking about common interests and so forth. However, the Dragon Ball Gang all gathered to the hovercar to ready themselves to go back on the road. Ace was on Kageyama and Goku was on his Nimbus.

"Chi-Chi, I'll really miss you. Maybe we'll meet again someday." Goku said still holding her hand.

"Maybe when we're older, you could take me as your bride." Chi-Chi said with a faint blush.

"Sure…if that's what you want." Goku said taking letting her go to take off after Oolong and Bulma. "See ya."

Everyone said their goodbyes to Chi-Chi and Ox-King and left except for Ace who hadn't left yet though.

"Yo, Chi-Chi. Goku thinks bride is some kind of food, y'know. He's kind of an idiot at times." Ace said to her.

Chi-Chi paled.

"But don't worry, I'll explain it to him and keep an eye on him. Just one thing, you'll owe me for this." Ace said with a smirk.

"Of course! I'd be indebted to you!" Chi-Chi said frantic.

That's what Ace wanted to hear and assured Chi-Chi it'd be fine.

"I have some advice. Goku likes strong women. Considering your mom was a warrior, you could get some training. You have potential for great strength one day, Chi-Chi. Other than that, just be yourself. Maybe you'll see us again sooner than you think. Later!" Ace said before taking off on Kageyama.

"Thanks Ace!" Chi-Chi said.

Ox-King waved goodbye. But where was Roshi? Well he went a little too far on Oolong. When Roshi dropped his pants, Oolong snapped and beat him senseless. When Roshi was out cold, Oolong returned to his original form. So now, Roshi was unconscious, beaten, and had his pants down. Ox-King and Chi-Chi was left awkwardly wondering how the hell did that happen.

I was driving Kageyama catching up with Goku and the others when I passed Yamcha and Pu'ar in their own hovercar. I give the two a glare and blasted off leaving them in the dust. I had caught up to Bulma, Oolong, and Goku.

"Bulma, if we skip this town up ahead to the next one, we might be able to get some luxury capsules up ahead. There's also a good dressmaker to get some spare clothes just in case." I said to her.

Now I know this would perk her interest to skip the town. Then I drove over to next to Goku.

"Goku, we need to talk. Just between us bros." I said to him.

"What about, Ace?" Goku said flying the cloud closer to me.

"It's about Chi-Chi...and the bride thing. Bride's not a food." I said bluntly.

"Oh then, what is it?" Goku asked.

This would be hard to say, but I would try anyway.

"She wants to be your partner in life walking the path of a warrior with you. She cares about you. She's basically your soulmate." I said in a low whisper.

"So, like a friend…but closer than that." Goku said in thought.

I decided to roll with it and say yes. I could just tell him more later on when he got older. As I look into the distance to the upcoming village, I gazed over to Goku and I swear he had a bit of a blush in his cheeks while in thought.

(A/N: GoChi bits! I wanted to mix the Funimation dub along with the original Japanese dubbing in the lines with Goku and Chi-Chi's goodbyes. This chapter I did feels rather short though.)