Chapter 10: Rabbits in the Hood

(A/N: This one's also not going to be too long. This one will be up there for the most changes from canon. On another note, 10th chapter!)

We rolled into the town controlled by the Rabbit Mod, but the gang didn't know that. I fully intended on dealing with them on my own. Bulma went off to shop, Oolong went off to refuel the hovercar, and Goku ran off to get food to eat. Leaving me free to do as I please. I wander around town and found two Rabbit thugs assaulting a random townswoman. Apparently, they wanted to see what's under her desert robes. What's with people not asking nicely? I confront them.

Aisha just wanted to buy groceries but had the misfortune of running into Rabbit Three and Rabbit Four. These two, like the rest of the Rabbit Gang, just loved abusing power. They already yanked her headscarf showing her short black hair when Ace came up.

"Hey brat, piss off we're…" Rabbit Three said before Ace smashed his fist into the thug's stomach knocking the breath out of him. "Guurrrkk!"

Rabbit Three fall over and Ace slashed the throat of Rabbit Four with Rakurai letting the mobster choke on his own blood. Aisha would have been horrified, but she was just glad she wasn't humiliated any further. Ace turned to her and helped with the groceries giving them back to her.

"Miss, you know I can stash the bodies." Ace asked her.

Aisha pointed to a dumpster to which Ace turned them into before walking the woman home. Aisha lived alone and was grateful for Ace's help.

"Thank you very much for helping me back there." Aisha said putting away her groceries.

"It's of no issue. I came here specifically to rid the town of the Rabbit Mob." Ace said sparking surprise. "And I came full aware of how to do that."

"Well, you are intrepid. I wish there was some way to thank you." Aisha said before noticing Ace was eyeing her.

She blushed in mortification over this.

"There is maybe one thing you could do." Ace said with a smirk.

Well, I asked her for direction to the grocery store. What? You thought I was going to ask for something dirty. Well she was about to be assaulted, so I couldn't ask that. I went to the grocery store buying items for my mini-fridge. Hopping on Kageyama, I took off to meet up with Bulma, Goku, and Oolong. Right on cue, the Rabbit douches came up to Bulma asking for lewd favors while hitting on her. Considering bunnies are spastic breeders, I'm not surprised.

"Ugh, I like my men who are mature." Bulma touted. "Goku, Ace, please get rid of them."

"Ok." Goku said swatting one of them with his pole.

I slashed the other one's stomach leaving a pretty nasty wound. So, they say they'll call his boss.

"Finally, bring the Rabbit bastard out here so that I may deal with him." I said viciously.

As their boss rolled up in his stupid-looking car, I didn't warn Bulma about his freaky powers. Mostly because I need Yamcha to help us. So, Monster Rabbit comes out and eyes us down.

"Yo. So, you the guys causing all the ruckus?" He says.

"Yeah, your men are complete creeps, and I'm underage!" Bulma fumed.

"Wait, isn't the age of consent 13 or something?" Oolong asked curiously.

"What's consent?" Goku asked. "Is that a food?"

"No, Goku. I'll explain later when you're older." I said dryly.

"Well allow me to apologize on behalf of my men. Allow me to shake your hand to show my utmost apologizes." Monster Rabbit said offering his hand.

Bulma shook it and got turned into a carrot. I snatched it before the rabbit man could leaving Goku to attack. Yamcha and Pu'ar jump out of hiding to help us. Oolong took off in the hovercar but not before I toss him Carrot Bulma.

I was going to deal with Monster Rabbit who leapt at me touching me square on the head. Too bad being a warper has the privilege of willpower which made his ineffective.

"But…how?!" Monster Rabbit asked.

I don't answer, but I focused ki with my bio-electricity into my hand.

"Let's shake on it." I said grabbing his hand. "Sparking Touch!"

I let off electricity which electrocuted him until his fur was brunt to a crisp to which I put my sword up to his neck.

"You have one chance to walk away with your life. Turn my friend back and leave this village forever. Or I can behead you." I said having Rakurai inch closer to his neck.

"You got a deal." The rabbit asked snapping his fingers.

Carrot Bulma returned to normal, but with one catch. She was stark naked, and Oolong was thanking Kami for this. Bulma was screaming bloody murder. Changing into the desert girl clothes (the canon clothes, she'd be wearing by now), she took control driving back to the scene. Yamcha and Pu'ar bolted when Bulma, with Ace waving them good-bye and Goku thanking them.

"Where's that rabbit guy?!" Bulma demanded. "I'm going to kill him!"

"Already did." Ace said with a smirk. "He's long gone."

Bulma seemed happy for that and remarked at least she still has the Dragon Balls and her new capsules. The village was ecstatic to find the Rabbit Gang was gone holding a celebration. Good times all around except for Oolong who got beaten by Bulma for ogling her. Soon our heroes left, with Aisha especially waving goodbye to Ace.

"Maybe I should see her again someday." Ace thought riding away on Kageyama. "Maybe."

Behind them was Yamcha and Pu'ar still on the chase. Ace was excited for this saga was soon to be over when Emperor Pilaf being next up. Ace had plans that by the time they defeated Pilaf, those three would piss themselves at the mention of his name.

(A/N: Ten chapters of this, I'm happy that this saga is almost over. I have to admit that it gets easer from here. Originally, I was going to have Ace kill off Monster Rabbit, but I have other plans for him instead. Heh.)