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Snape

Disclaimer: The idea is not mine, I only tampered with parts of the plot as little as a Bowtruckle

Author's Note: Sorry for the delay guys, but you see, I have exams coming up so it is taking up a big portion of my time. Why am I short on reviews? They really help me improve my writing, even the negative ones. Please check out my other fanfictions

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Chapter 7: Like a mother

Hermione woke up to two simultaneous shouts of pure horror, "DAD" "WHERE IS MY NOSE?", the twins came out of the room with their hands covering the place where their noses were supposed to be, but with a smirk and a flick of the wand, their hands were forced to their sides, and Ara, Hermione and their father were able to see exactly what happened.

"I told you not to make fun of the Snape nose, now you pay the price" Their father said, with a smirk. "Please, get our noses back dad", Arsenio pleaded, and Malik pouted and gave his best puppy dog eyes, Hermione was surprised that her dad didn't give in, but then he said, "Fine, but you must say, 'We love and appreciate the Snape nose, and would proudly have it rather than ours' lucky for you I have a potion to give you noses, now say it or no potion"

"We love and appreciate the Snape nose, and would proudly have it rather than ours", they both said perfunctorily.

"Right, the potion will take effect in an hour" Dad said, but Hermione was sure that it was not the end of this prank. Later after breakfast, Hermione heard two shouts, and guessed that this was probably phase two, "DAD, WHY DO WE HAVE YOUR NOSE? WE WANT OUR NOSE, NOT YOURS"

"I said the potion will give you a nose, but I didn't say how it will look like" Her father joked. Hermione might have had a bit of control on her laughter when the twins had no nose, but now with their dad's nose, they looked absolutely hilarious.

After their father gave them the potions-mainly due to the twins' irresistible pouts and puppy eyes-their dad announced that Mr. Malfoy invited them to dinner. They got dressed and used the Floo-much to Hermione's relief, she did not like apparition- they arrived at the manor. Draco greeted them, and they went outside. "Who's up for a game of Quidditch?"

All hands shot up in the air except for Hermione, "I like to keep both my feet on the ground thank you very much", so the twins said, "Boring" Hermione hit them playfully and said, "At least I don't look like a niffler that saw something shiny at the mention of Quidditch"

"Well you're one to talk, going to the Quidditch world cup" Arsenio retorted. "I am only going so I can see my friends by the way"

"Yeah, whatever helps you to fall asleep" "Really that is the truth" "Sure Mia, whatever you say" "Mia?", Draco asked.

"Oh um…that was the nickname we used to call you by, cause your name is a bit long you see", Arsenio replied with a blush. "Oh Arsenio, I did not know you were such a romantic person" Malik mocked "Romantic? Coming from the one who made Hermione birthday cards even though she wasn't going to receive them" Arsenio retorted.

Hermione hugged her siblings and said, "Thank you guys, you are the most amazing siblings ever" "Ahem, so about that Quidditch game?" Draco said awkwardly, feeling like an interloper in this sibling exchange. "What game? Oh that yeah right so, I am definitely with Draco on a team, and Malik, Hermione and Ara on a team"

"No thank you, is there a library here?" "Yeah, sure, Dinky!" Draco called. "Yes master Draco", the elf, Dinky, appeared with a *pop* "Can you please take Hermione to the library, make yourself comfortable Hermione" "Sure, thanks Draco" Hermione was surprised at how well Draco treated the house elf, and this gave her an idea, but she will think about it later. Hermione sure made herself comfortable in the library, and started reading a book called 'A guide to the Supernatural', then Mrs. Malfoy came in after a while.

"Hello dear, why aren't you outside, playing Quidditch?" "Oh, I am not very fond of heights" Hermione replied shyly. "Me neither to be honest, I wasn't very interested in what Lucius and Severus were discussing, so I thought of coming to the library, I consider it a refuge, you know"

"Yes me too, but now I do not really want to get in the way of a mad bludger" Mrs. Malfoy laughed whole-heartedly, and Hermione quickly warmed up to the lady. "Mrs. Malfoy?" "Oh please, when you call me that I feel old, call me Narcissa"

"Sure ok, I was wondering if you could help me on a little project I am thinking of" Another dinner with the Malfoys went quite smoothly, and Hermione could not rest, tomorrow, she would be seeing her friends, but she over-looked one thing, how was she going to lie to them, she was not a good liar.